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Oldmac in Seoul finds a "Lip cafe" Trusted Review

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I have spent a lot of time in Seoul on business over the last 15 years.
the escort scene there is tough to navigate for a foreigner.
I have had a few times when i went out with business contacts to karaoke and we all fucked these chicks in a semi-orgy style. but you will only experience that with a guide.
So this write up will focus on what you can find, without a guide.

Nowadays with AI, translation etc, its getting easier to connect with korean whores.
What i did, was ask Grok (its one of the few AI's that will assist with this kind of thing)
where to find korean hookers online.
it directed me to this website. hlbam28.com
i had to make a username. and with chromes translate function, i was able to translate the page and see the ads.
some of the ads will accept telegram messages. so i narrowed my search to those ones using telegram.
i messaged the ads on telegram and they would usually respond quite quickly.
i would use google translate to message them in korean, they would message back in korean and i would translate etc.
its much easier to do this on a desktop computer rather than your phone. as you end up juggling quite a bit of different info.

i would always tell them i was a foreigner. " a white person from australia", and ask if that was ok.
a couple places advised "they dont allow foreigners", but this seemed flexible.
they often would tell me that if i was asking too many questions, or giving hard to meet requirements.
some places, they told me they dont allow foreigners, and the next day, i enquired and they allowed me to book.
im guessing it has to do with how busy they are.
all my whoring was usually during business hours, when these places often are quiet. i think their busy time is 8pm-2am.
also, most places would charge an extra 20,000W flat fee for foreigners. (~25NZD)
some guys get pissed about that.
i kind of get it. dealing and booking with me was a bit of a pain in the ass for these guys, they had to exersize a bit of patience.
if i ever went whoring with a friend over there, the friend would arrange the whoring, and we never seemed to get charged this extra fee.

the cool thing about korea, is when you message the bosses, you can be quite specific about what you like and they dont seem to lie to you just to get you in the door. they will tell you they either do or dont have a girl to your liking.
i tried a couple times getting really specific. what i wanted:
a natural girl, no plastic surgery, natural tits, no smoking, with a hairy pussy.
i got some responses that they dont have that kind of girl, or they do but to try tomorrow etc.
so instead i narrowed down my list of requirements to only:
no plastic surgery, no silicone.

in my local area i was able to find a "lip cafe". this is like a korean blowjob bar.
the prices are as per below
whip out your cellphone with google translate, to see the translation!
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these prices seemed to be pretty standard.
i enquired about a few different places services etc (anma, swedish etc)
but i am focusing on this lip cafe as it is actually the place i ended up going through and booking with.

booked in, the boss told me to go to this restaurant and stand out front.
i did so and texted him, i suppose he was checking me out on CCTV. the restaurant was dead quiet and there was the waitress in there talking on her cell phone. maybe she was sussing me out.
after 5 mins, he told me to come into a nearby building and head up to L6.
the signs for L6 were for some non descript business, " JL holdings co" or something like that.
on L6 there was a door with no signage, i entered, and inside the reception greeted me.
he took my 80K W (i started with the entry level package)
the place was like a massage parlour set up.
walk through and into the showers. shower up, brush teeth, and put on a bathrobe. with an electronic wristband, leave my stuff in the lockers.
got led down to the room. it was a small room with dim lights, and mirrors on both sides of the massage table. so when you look into it, its like youre staring into infinity.

in comes my girl. cant remember her name. but she was young 25-30, natural looking, and quite nice.
she set up a timer, laid me down on the bed, gargled some mouthwash, undressed me and pushed me down on the table.
she unzipped her dress and bared her awesome little A cup tits.
she was cute. girl next door look. exactly what i like.
a little nipple sucking, she then took a swig of mouthwash, grabbed my cock and with no teasing, started to suck it.
she sucked for a while and changed to a handjob.
i kept asking her to go back to sucking
she would suck for a bit, then go back to HJ.
she always sucked it with a mouthfull of mouthwash, so it was burning minty.
the alarm started going off (way before my 20mins i reckon)
i squeezed out a nut and was on my way.
took another shower, got dressed, the boss offered me a range of beverages, and off i went.
i tried to grab her ass and feel her pussy, she didnt allow.

cuteness of chick : 8/10
blowjob skill: 8/10 made me blow.
teasing/overall experience: 3/10. felt very transactional.

i booked in with the same shop later on, but this time got the 120W massage package.
i was massaged by a nice auntie who spoke good english. she had lived in oz previously.
good banter.
she did a bit of a taint massage to wake the old boy up. stroked my cock a bit. then she said: "now the next girl come"
i asked if she could stay. she said no.
the same girl who sucked me off the week before came in, and i received a fast-food style quick BJ again with no trimmings.
i tried to grab her ass and feel her pussy, she didnt allow.
i thought that might be included, but i guess not.
it seemed like the timer went off even faster than the time before.

Overall, i didnt really rate the whole experience.
made me appreciate what we have in NZ.
 
I travel regularly for work too.
It very much seems to be who you know in each country.
I usually ask the 'suitable looking' hotel porters or taxi drivers. Slip them a $10 or equivalent and ask where to find a full service girl, or massage, whatever.
They usually come up trumps.

I think you get what you pay for too.
Sure, some countries can be low cost for some services, but the level of service is usually related to the cost, i.e. you get a pretty basic BJ for NZD$80 in any country, unless you strike it lucy and get a gem.
Countries where prostitution is illegal - and enforced - will usually be more expensive; danger money.
 
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i agree.
the value was quite good. a young cute and natural 25-30yr old cute girl who knew how to suck a cock, sucked me off decently, natural with a great mouthburst finish.

on another day, i found and booked a "swedish"
this time i arrived, and was greeted by a proper auntie. maybe 45yrs old with some plastic surgery and fake tits.
i received and awesome erotic massage, bodyslides, SUMATA, and a blowjob to finish with MB.
i rated that experience higher.
total cost maybe 150,000 W

i would write more about these experiences, but i found them both fairly average.
my experience with #669 in hanoi was a million times more enjoyable.
 
i agree.
the value was quite good. a young cute and natural 25-30yr old cute girl who knew how to suck a cock, sucked me off decently, natural with a great mouthburst finish.

on another day, i found and booked a "swedish"
this time i arrived, and was greeted by a proper auntie. maybe 45yrs old with some plastic surgery and fake tits.
i received and awesome erotic massage, bodyslides, SUMATA, and a blowjob to finish with MB.
i rated that experience higher.
total cost maybe 150,000 W

i would write more about these experiences, but i found them both fairly average.
my experience with #669 in hanoi was a million times more enjoyable.
I do wonder if the Lip Cafes - and equivalents in other countries - are a bit like our massage places. There's the good, the bad and the ugly. And even the girls at these places vary.
 
I would tend to agree.
I'm sure if you have enormous sums to spend, it's a decent place. But for a dirtbag like me, with no korean skills, I prefer the nz scene
Couldn't agree more.That was exactly my experience last year. There were some really fine young Thai girls though. I asked them to come to NZ. Have you visited any huegaetels? (like cheaper version of OP) Most girls there were Thai or Vietnamese which I both love.

The hot Korean ones I wanted to fuck were so out of my price range and some places asked me to verify with ID/Business card.

I did a back to back 15min BJ/Sex at a lip cafe in Bundang and it was the most robotic experience. They were pros though and both made me cum.
 
@SanFranHC
I told my korean mate about my experience at the lip Cafe. He just smiled and said "yes, normal. Here in korea, Pali Pali culture !"

I didn't try out any thai or viet though I saw plenty advertising. I was more in the mood to try local food "when in rome"

Before looking online, I was getting a bit desperate, and did try my luck at a handful of dodgy looking thai massage shops but only got lucky 1/6 tries. I wonder if they are leery about foreigners and getting busted maybe. The one time I got lucky it was a thai granny who was nothing special.
 
I told my korean mate about my experience at the lip Cafe. He just smiled and said "yes, normal. Here in korea, Pali Pali culture !"
Yes, I used to frequent them after lunch with workmates. Mostly 10-15 mins so was a perfect after lunch activity before going back to the mundane office life in Korea.

Definitely hard to punt as a foreigner in S.Korea but I admire your effort and success with the lip cafe on your own. Even I found it difficult to get bookings in Korea as the operations are always evolving and police hunt them down a lot more these days according to my Korean mates.
 
Yes, I used to frequent them after lunch with workmates. Mostly 10-15 mins so was a perfect after lunch activity before going back to the mundane office life in Korea.

This is one thing that still blows my mind. Guys in korea punting together. Friends, colleagues, Business associates, family friends, brothers-in-law, it's fucking wild. Here in nz I punt alone and would never go with a mate. What's great about that though is if you make a korean friend, good chance he will invite you punting.
Definitely hard to punt as a foreigner in S.Korea but I admire your effort and success with the lip cafe on your own. Even I found it difficult to get bookings in Korea as the operations are always evolving and police hunt them down a lot more these days according to my Korean mates.
Yes, it took a little effort for sure. Which is why I posted my methods here in such detail. Took a while to get on the right track.

When I was chatting with my swedish/fluffer massage ladies, I asked them how often they see foreigners, they both told me never, that I was the first.
 
I've always been meaning to try a kiss-bang.
hopefully on my next trip over.
I heard its still mostly young university age K girls working those places that are a bit more innocent and new/ transient in the industry?
 
I've always been meaning to try a kiss-bang.
hopefully on my next trip over.
I heard its still mostly young university age K girls working those places that are a bit more innocent and new/ transient in the industry?
Used to find a lot of young uni girls, lazy but good-looking girls that want to make easy $ (early to mid twenties max), girls that want to meet their potential sugar daddy etc. The best looking girls (comparable to S tier at OP or 1% Room Salon) will be found there.

You either have to be a rich simp and make it rain $, a good looking young dude, or have the best talk game to have any fun there I reckon and I'm none of those so didn't bother to visit. Perhaps next time around just to see how the scene has changed as my last visit would be closer to 20 years ago.
 
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