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I have spent a lot of time in Seoul on business over the last 15 years.
the escort scene there is tough to navigate for a foreigner.
I have had a few times when i went out with business contacts to karaoke and we all fucked these chicks in a semi-orgy style. but you will only experience that with a guide.
So this write up will focus on what you can find, without a guide.
Nowadays with AI, translation etc, its getting easier to connect with korean whores.
What i did, was ask Grok (its one of the few AI's that will assist with this kind of thing)
where to find korean hookers online.
it directed me to this website. hlbam28.com
i had to make a username. and with chromes translate function, i was able to translate the page and see the ads.
some of the ads will accept telegram messages. so i narrowed my search to those ones using telegram.
i messaged the ads on telegram and they would usually respond quite quickly.
i would use google translate to message them in korean, they would message back in korean and i would translate etc.
its much easier to do this on a desktop computer rather than your phone. as you end up juggling quite a bit of different info.
i would always tell them i was a foreigner. " a white person from australia", and ask if that was ok.
a couple places advised "they dont allow foreigners", but this seemed flexible.
they often would tell me that if i was asking too many questions, or giving hard to meet requirements.
some places, they told me they dont allow foreigners, and the next day, i enquired and they allowed me to book.
im guessing it has to do with how busy they are.
all my whoring was usually during business hours, when these places often are quiet. i think their busy time is 8pm-2am.
also, most places would charge an extra 20,000W flat fee for foreigners. (~25NZD)
some guys get pissed about that.
i kind of get it. dealing and booking with me was a bit of a pain in the ass for these guys, they had to exersize a bit of patience.
if i ever went whoring with a friend over there, the friend would arrange the whoring, and we never seemed to get charged this extra fee.
the cool thing about korea, is when you message the bosses, you can be quite specific about what you like and they dont seem to lie to you just to get you in the door. they will tell you they either do or dont have a girl to your liking.
i tried a couple times getting really specific. what i wanted:
a natural girl, no plastic surgery, natural tits, no smoking, with a hairy pussy.
i got some responses that they dont have that kind of girl, or they do but to try tomorrow etc.
so instead i narrowed down my list of requirements to only:
no plastic surgery, no silicone.
in my local area i was able to find a "lip cafe". this is like a korean blowjob bar.
the prices are as per below
whip out your cellphone with google translate, to see the translation!

these prices seemed to be pretty standard.
i enquired about a few different places services etc (anma, swedish etc)
but i am focusing on this lip cafe as it is actually the place i ended up going through and booking with.
booked in, the boss told me to go to this restaurant and stand out front.
i did so and texted him, i suppose he was checking me out on CCTV. the restaurant was dead quiet and there was the waitress in there talking on her cell phone. maybe she was sussing me out.
after 5 mins, he told me to come into a nearby building and head up to L6.
the signs for L6 were for some non descript business, " JL holdings co" or something like that.
on L6 there was a door with no signage, i entered, and inside the reception greeted me.
he took my 80K W (i started with the entry level package)
the place was like a massage parlour set up.
walk through and into the showers. shower up, brush teeth, and put on a bathrobe. with an electronic wristband, leave my stuff in the lockers.
got led down to the room. it was a small room with dim lights, and mirrors on both sides of the massage table. so when you look into it, its like youre staring into infinity.
in comes my girl. cant remember her name. but she was young 25-30, natural looking, and quite nice.
she set up a timer, laid me down on the bed, gargled some mouthwash, undressed me and pushed me down on the table.
she unzipped her dress and bared her awesome little A cup tits.
she was cute. girl next door look. exactly what i like.
a little nipple sucking, she then took a swig of mouthwash, grabbed my cock and with no teasing, started to suck it.
she sucked for a while and changed to a handjob.
i kept asking her to go back to sucking
she would suck for a bit, then go back to HJ.
she always sucked it with a mouthfull of mouthwash, so it was burning minty.
the alarm started going off (way before my 20mins i reckon)
i squeezed out a nut and was on my way.
took another shower, got dressed, the boss offered me a range of beverages, and off i went.
i tried to grab her ass and feel her pussy, she didnt allow.
cuteness of chick : 8/10
blowjob skill: 8/10 made me blow.
teasing/overall experience: 3/10. felt very transactional.
i booked in with the same shop later on, but this time got the 120W massage package.
i was massaged by a nice auntie who spoke good english. she had lived in oz previously.
good banter.
she did a bit of a taint massage to wake the old boy up. stroked my cock a bit. then she said: "now the next girl come"
i asked if she could stay. she said no.
the same girl who sucked me off the week before came in, and i received a fast-food style quick BJ again with no trimmings.
i tried to grab her ass and feel her pussy, she didnt allow.
i thought that might be included, but i guess not.
it seemed like the timer went off even faster than the time before.
Overall, i didnt really rate the whole experience.
made me appreciate what we have in NZ.
the escort scene there is tough to navigate for a foreigner.
I have had a few times when i went out with business contacts to karaoke and we all fucked these chicks in a semi-orgy style. but you will only experience that with a guide.
So this write up will focus on what you can find, without a guide.
Nowadays with AI, translation etc, its getting easier to connect with korean whores.
What i did, was ask Grok (its one of the few AI's that will assist with this kind of thing)
where to find korean hookers online.
it directed me to this website. hlbam28.com
i had to make a username. and with chromes translate function, i was able to translate the page and see the ads.
some of the ads will accept telegram messages. so i narrowed my search to those ones using telegram.
i messaged the ads on telegram and they would usually respond quite quickly.
i would use google translate to message them in korean, they would message back in korean and i would translate etc.
its much easier to do this on a desktop computer rather than your phone. as you end up juggling quite a bit of different info.
i would always tell them i was a foreigner. " a white person from australia", and ask if that was ok.
a couple places advised "they dont allow foreigners", but this seemed flexible.
they often would tell me that if i was asking too many questions, or giving hard to meet requirements.
some places, they told me they dont allow foreigners, and the next day, i enquired and they allowed me to book.
im guessing it has to do with how busy they are.
all my whoring was usually during business hours, when these places often are quiet. i think their busy time is 8pm-2am.
also, most places would charge an extra 20,000W flat fee for foreigners. (~25NZD)
some guys get pissed about that.
i kind of get it. dealing and booking with me was a bit of a pain in the ass for these guys, they had to exersize a bit of patience.
if i ever went whoring with a friend over there, the friend would arrange the whoring, and we never seemed to get charged this extra fee.
the cool thing about korea, is when you message the bosses, you can be quite specific about what you like and they dont seem to lie to you just to get you in the door. they will tell you they either do or dont have a girl to your liking.
i tried a couple times getting really specific. what i wanted:
a natural girl, no plastic surgery, natural tits, no smoking, with a hairy pussy.
i got some responses that they dont have that kind of girl, or they do but to try tomorrow etc.
so instead i narrowed down my list of requirements to only:
no plastic surgery, no silicone.
in my local area i was able to find a "lip cafe". this is like a korean blowjob bar.
the prices are as per below
whip out your cellphone with google translate, to see the translation!

these prices seemed to be pretty standard.
i enquired about a few different places services etc (anma, swedish etc)
but i am focusing on this lip cafe as it is actually the place i ended up going through and booking with.
booked in, the boss told me to go to this restaurant and stand out front.
i did so and texted him, i suppose he was checking me out on CCTV. the restaurant was dead quiet and there was the waitress in there talking on her cell phone. maybe she was sussing me out.
after 5 mins, he told me to come into a nearby building and head up to L6.
the signs for L6 were for some non descript business, " JL holdings co" or something like that.
on L6 there was a door with no signage, i entered, and inside the reception greeted me.
he took my 80K W (i started with the entry level package)
the place was like a massage parlour set up.
walk through and into the showers. shower up, brush teeth, and put on a bathrobe. with an electronic wristband, leave my stuff in the lockers.
got led down to the room. it was a small room with dim lights, and mirrors on both sides of the massage table. so when you look into it, its like youre staring into infinity.
in comes my girl. cant remember her name. but she was young 25-30, natural looking, and quite nice.
she set up a timer, laid me down on the bed, gargled some mouthwash, undressed me and pushed me down on the table.
she unzipped her dress and bared her awesome little A cup tits.
she was cute. girl next door look. exactly what i like.
a little nipple sucking, she then took a swig of mouthwash, grabbed my cock and with no teasing, started to suck it.
she sucked for a while and changed to a handjob.
i kept asking her to go back to sucking
she would suck for a bit, then go back to HJ.
she always sucked it with a mouthfull of mouthwash, so it was burning minty.
the alarm started going off (way before my 20mins i reckon)
i squeezed out a nut and was on my way.
took another shower, got dressed, the boss offered me a range of beverages, and off i went.
i tried to grab her ass and feel her pussy, she didnt allow.
cuteness of chick : 8/10
blowjob skill: 8/10 made me blow.
teasing/overall experience: 3/10. felt very transactional.
i booked in with the same shop later on, but this time got the 120W massage package.
i was massaged by a nice auntie who spoke good english. she had lived in oz previously.
good banter.
she did a bit of a taint massage to wake the old boy up. stroked my cock a bit. then she said: "now the next girl come"
i asked if she could stay. she said no.
the same girl who sucked me off the week before came in, and i received a fast-food style quick BJ again with no trimmings.
i tried to grab her ass and feel her pussy, she didnt allow.
i thought that might be included, but i guess not.
it seemed like the timer went off even faster than the time before.
Overall, i didnt really rate the whole experience.
made me appreciate what we have in NZ.