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Round 2 at Lulumi Birkenhead - Esme

Shiiiii

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After the happy experience with Opal earlier, back to Lulumi last week and finally gave Esme a try. Reception had strongly recommended her last time aying she was really good at both massage and service.

First impression, she looks exactly like her ad photos. Literally the same shoes and even the same necklace.

Honestly, her massage was surprisingly good. Easily better than most Chinese R&T places I’ve tried. Good pressure, proper technique, and she clearly knew what she was doing.

We chatted a bit and she mentioned she used to work at a spa in China, mainly doing massages for female clients. Apparently she’s professionally trained. Not gonna lie, knowing she used to massage women only for a living was kinda hot 😂 She also complimented me on having really smooth skin and built up the mood.

After the flip, She handed me some mouthwash first, which was a nice touch. Again good hygiene seems pretty important at this place. Things felt very relaxed and natural. She mentioned her ears were really sensitive, and she’d start giggling whenever I kissed them. Pretty cute actually.

We had a great time together. During the DATY, she was particularly responsive, and let’s just say the towel she’d thoughtfully placed underneath came in handy. There was a little unexpected splash moment, not a huge amount, but it was the first time in my life. WOW

Honestly, we were having way too much fun and completely lost track of time. By the time we got around to the CBJ, there wasn’t much time left, so we had to wrap things up pretty quickly haha
 
After the happy experience with Opal earlier, back to Lulumi last week and finally gave Esme a try. Reception had strongly recommended her last time aying she was really good at both massage and service.

First impression, she looks exactly like her ad photos. Literally the same shoes and even the same necklace.

Honestly, her massage was surprisingly good. Easily better than most Chinese R&T places I’ve tried. Good pressure, proper technique, and she clearly knew what she was doing.

We chatted a bit and she mentioned she used to work at a spa in China, mainly doing massages for female clients. Apparently she’s professionally trained. Not gonna lie, knowing she used to massage women only for a living was kinda hot 😂 She also complimented me on having really smooth skin and built up the mood.

After the flip, She handed me some mouthwash first, which was a nice touch. Again good hygiene seems pretty important at this place. Things felt very relaxed and natural. She mentioned her ears were really sensitive, and she’d start giggling whenever I kissed them. Pretty cute actually.

We had a great time together. During the DATY, she was particularly responsive, and let’s just say the towel she’d thoughtfully placed underneath came in handy. There was a little unexpected splash moment, not a huge amount, but it was the first time in my life. WOW

Honestly, we were having way too much fun and completely lost track of time. By the time we got around to the CBJ, there wasn’t much time left, so we had to wrap things up pretty quickly haha

After the happy experience with Opal earlier, back to Lulumi last week and finally gave Esme a try. Reception had strongly recommended her last time aying she was really good at both massage and service.

First impression, she looks exactly like her ad photos. Literally the same shoes and even the same necklace.

Honestly, her massage was surprisingly good. Easily better than most Chinese R&T places I’ve tried. Good pressure, proper technique, and she clearly knew what she was doing.

We chatted a bit and she mentioned she used to work at a spa in China, mainly doing massages for female clients. Apparently she’s professionally trained. Not gonna lie, knowing she used to massage women only for a living was kinda hot 😂 She also complimented me on having really smooth skin and built up the mood.

After the flip, She handed me some mouthwash first, which was a nice touch. Again good hygiene seems pretty important at this place. Things felt very relaxed and natural. She mentioned her ears were really sensitive, and she’d start giggling whenever I kissed them. Pretty cute actually.

We had a great time together. During the DATY, she was particularly responsive, and let’s just say the towel she’d thoughtfully placed underneath came in handy. There was a little unexpected splash moment, not a huge amount, but it was the first time in my life. WOW

Honestly, we were having way too much fun and completely lost track of time. By the time we got around to the CBJ, there wasn’t much time left, so we had to wrap things up pretty quickly haha
Where is it good place? Send address
 
After the happy experience with Opal earlier, back to Lulumi last week and finally gave Esme a try. Reception had strongly recommended her last time aying she was really good at both massage and service.

First impression, she looks exactly like her ad photos. Literally the same shoes and even the same necklace.

Honestly, her massage was surprisingly good. Easily better than most Chinese R&T places I’ve tried. Good pressure, proper technique, and she clearly knew what she was doing.

We chatted a bit and she mentioned she used to work at a spa in China, mainly doing massages for female clients. Apparently she’s professionally trained. Not gonna lie, knowing she used to massage women only for a living was kinda hot 😂 She also complimented me on having really smooth skin and built up the mood.

After the flip, She handed me some mouthwash first, which was a nice touch. Again good hygiene seems pretty important at this place. Things felt very relaxed and natural. She mentioned her ears were really sensitive, and she’d start giggling whenever I kissed them. Pretty cute actually.

We had a great time together. During the DATY, she was particularly responsive, and let’s just say the towel she’d thoughtfully placed underneath came in handy. There was a little unexpected splash moment, not a huge amount, but it was the first time in my life. WOW

Honestly, we were having way too much fun and completely lost track of time. By the time we got around to the CBJ, there wasn’t much time left, so we had to wrap things up pretty quickly haha
I know it’s impossible to manage, but there really needs to be some way that the Admins here can vet who can post ‘reviews’.
You, Shiiiii, have only posted reviews about this one establishment (Lulumi) and they are unbelievably amazingly glowingly positive.
I went there last week and I was shown 2 Grannies (Aunties at a push) and when I passed on them both and asked to see the tall girl she was miserable as fuck so I walked.
Strangely, the words and language/sentence structure that you use in your ‘reviews’ seem to basically mirror the texts that the Manager/Boss of Lulumi has sent me in the past.
Something smells fishy…
 
I know it’s impossible to manage, but there really needs to be some way that the Admins here can vet who can post ‘reviews’.
You, Shiiiii, have only posted reviews about this one establishment (Lulumi) and they are unbelievably amazingly glowingly positive.
I went there last week and I was shown 2 Grannies (Aunties at a push) and when I passed on them both and asked to see the tall girl she was miserable as fuck so I walked.
Strangely, the words and language/sentence structure that you use in your ‘reviews’ seem to basically mirror the texts that the Manager/Boss of Lulumi has sent me in the past.
Something smells fishy…
👏👏 I concur
 
I know it’s impossible to manage, but there really needs to be some way that the Admins here can vet who can post ‘reviews’.
You, Shiiiii, have only posted reviews about this one establishment (Lulumi) and they are unbelievably amazingly glowingly positive.
I went there last week and I was shown 2 Grannies (Aunties at a push) and when I passed on them both and asked to see the tall girl she was miserable as fuck so I walked.
Strangely, the words and language/sentence structure that you use in your ‘reviews’ seem to basically mirror the texts that the Manager/Boss of Lulumi has sent me in the past.
Something smells fishy…
lol I’m surprised by “2 grannies” I’ve been there three times and other MTs were on the younger side compared to Chinese R’&T places.

I founded this place because saw the review about Mia from here and thought putting m something back to this community :) oh well there were so many debates in the other thread too
 
lol I’m surprised by “2 grannies” I’ve been there three times and other MTs were on the younger side compared to Chinese R’&T places.

I founded this place because saw the review about Mia from here and thought putting m something back to this community :) oh well there were so many debates in the other thread too
“I founded this place“….so you ARE the Boss then! 🤯
 
Yeah we now need some of the veteran punters to do the verification. Otherwise, expect B&S. Sad it has to come to this, but its the same overseas. Expect more "line up and punter chooses".
 
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