Round 2 at Lulumi Birkenhead - Esme

[Shiiiii]

After the happy experience with Opal earlier, back to Lulumi last week and finally gave Esme a try. Reception had strongly recommended her last time aying she was really good at both massage and service.

First impression, she looks exactly like her ad photos. Literally the same shoes and even the same necklace.

Honestly, her massage was surprisingly good. Easily better than most Chinese R&T places I’ve tried. Good pressure, proper technique, and she clearly knew what she was doing.

We chatted a bit and she mentioned she used to work at a spa in China, mainly doing massages for female clients. Apparently she’s professionally trained. Not gonna lie, knowing she used to massage women only for a living was kinda hot She also complimented me on having really smooth skin and built up the mood.

After the flip, She handed me some mouthwash first, which was a nice touch. Again good hygiene seems pretty important at this place. Things felt very relaxed and natural. She mentioned her ears were really sensitive, and she’d start giggling whenever I kissed them. Pretty cute actually.

We had a great time together. During the DATY, she was particularly responsive, and let’s just say the towel she’d thoughtfully placed underneath came in handy. There was a little unexpected splash moment, not a huge amount, but it was the first time in my life. WOW

Honestly, we were having way too much fun and completely lost track of time. By the time we got around to the CBJ, there wasn’t much time left, so we had to wrap things up pretty quickly haha

 

[Peter1225]

After the happy experience with Opal earlier, back to Lulumi last week and finally gave Esme a try. Reception had strongly recommended her last time aying she was really good at both massage and service.

First impression, she looks exactly like her ad photos. Literally the same shoes and even the same necklace.

Honestly, her massage was surprisingly good. Easily better than most Chinese R&T places I’ve tried. Good pressure, proper technique, and she clearly knew what she was doing.

We chatted a bit and she mentioned she used to work at a spa in China, mainly doing massages for female clients. Apparently she’s professionally trained. Not gonna lie, knowing she used to massage women only for a living was kinda hot She also complimented me on having really smooth skin and built up the mood.

After the flip, She handed me some mouthwash first, which was a nice touch. Again good hygiene seems pretty important at this place. Things felt very relaxed and natural. She mentioned her ears were really sensitive, and she’d start giggling whenever I kissed them. Pretty cute actually.

We had a great time together. During the DATY, she was particularly responsive, and let’s just say the towel she’d thoughtfully placed underneath came in handy. There was a little unexpected splash moment, not a huge amount, but it was the first time in my life. WOW

Honestly, we were having way too much fun and completely lost track of time. By the time we got around to the CBJ, there wasn’t much time left, so we had to wrap things up pretty quickly haha

After the happy experience with Opal earlier, back to Lulumi last week and finally gave Esme a try. Reception had strongly recommended her last time aying she was really good at both massage and service.

First impression, she looks exactly like her ad photos. Literally the same shoes and even the same necklace.

Honestly, her massage was surprisingly good. Easily better than most Chinese R&T places I’ve tried. Good pressure, proper technique, and she clearly knew what she was doing.

We chatted a bit and she mentioned she used to work at a spa in China, mainly doing massages for female clients. Apparently she’s professionally trained. Not gonna lie, knowing she used to massage women only for a living was kinda hot She also complimented me on having really smooth skin and built up the mood.

After the flip, She handed me some mouthwash first, which was a nice touch. Again good hygiene seems pretty important at this place. Things felt very relaxed and natural. She mentioned her ears were really sensitive, and she’d start giggling whenever I kissed them. Pretty cute actually.

We had a great time together. During the DATY, she was particularly responsive, and let’s just say the towel she’d thoughtfully placed underneath came in handy. There was a little unexpected splash moment, not a huge amount, but it was the first time in my life. WOW

Honestly, we were having way too much fun and completely lost track of time. By the time we got around to the CBJ, there wasn’t much time left, so we had to wrap things up pretty quickly haha

Where is it good place? Send address

 

[Shiiiii]

Where is it good place? Send address

Just google LuLumi

 

[SeanoMch]

After the happy experience with Opal earlier, back to Lulumi last week and finally gave Esme a try. Reception had strongly recommended her last time aying she was really good at both massage and service.

First impression, she looks exactly like her ad photos. Literally the same shoes and even the same necklace.

Honestly, her massage was surprisingly good. Easily better than most Chinese R&T places I’ve tried. Good pressure, proper technique, and she clearly knew what she was doing.

We chatted a bit and she mentioned she used to work at a spa in China, mainly doing massages for female clients. Apparently she’s professionally trained. Not gonna lie, knowing she used to massage women only for a living was kinda hot She also complimented me on having really smooth skin and built up the mood.

After the flip, She handed me some mouthwash first, which was a nice touch. Again good hygiene seems pretty important at this place. Things felt very relaxed and natural. She mentioned her ears were really sensitive, and she’d start giggling whenever I kissed them. Pretty cute actually.

We had a great time together. During the DATY, she was particularly responsive, and let’s just say the towel she’d thoughtfully placed underneath came in handy. There was a little unexpected splash moment, not a huge amount, but it was the first time in my life. WOW

Honestly, we were having way too much fun and completely lost track of time. By the time we got around to the CBJ, there wasn’t much time left, so we had to wrap things up pretty quickly haha

I know it’s impossible to manage, but there really needs to be some way that the Admins here can vet who can post ‘reviews’.
You, Shiiiii, have only posted reviews about this one establishment (Lulumi) and they are unbelievably amazingly glowingly positive.
I went there last week and I was shown 2 Grannies (Aunties at a push) and when I passed on them both and asked to see the tall girl she was miserable as fuck so I walked.
Strangely, the words and language/sentence structure that you use in your ‘reviews’ seem to basically mirror the texts that the Manager/Boss of Lulumi has sent me in the past.
Something smells fishy…

 

[chocolateman69]

I know it’s impossible to manage, but there really needs to be some way that the Admins here can vet who can post ‘reviews’.
You, Shiiiii, have only posted reviews about this one establishment (Lulumi) and they are unbelievably amazingly glowingly positive.
I went there last week and I was shown 2 Grannies (Aunties at a push) and when I passed on them both and asked to see the tall girl she was miserable as fuck so I walked.
Strangely, the words and language/sentence structure that you use in your ‘reviews’ seem to basically mirror the texts that the Manager/Boss of Lulumi has sent me in the past.
Something smells fishy…

I concur

 

[Shiiiii]

I know it’s impossible to manage, but there really needs to be some way that the Admins here can vet who can post ‘reviews’.
You, Shiiiii, have only posted reviews about this one establishment (Lulumi) and they are unbelievably amazingly glowingly positive.
I went there last week and I was shown 2 Grannies (Aunties at a push) and when I passed on them both and asked to see the tall girl she was miserable as fuck so I walked.
Strangely, the words and language/sentence structure that you use in your ‘reviews’ seem to basically mirror the texts that the Manager/Boss of Lulumi has sent me in the past.
Something smells fishy…

lol I’m surprised by “2 grannies” I’ve been there three times and other MTs were on the younger side compared to Chinese R’&T places.

I founded this place because saw the review about Mia from here and thought putting m something back to this community oh well there were so many debates in the other thread too

 

[SeanoMch]

lol I’m surprised by “2 grannies” I’ve been there three times and other MTs were on the younger side compared to Chinese R’&T places.

I founded this place because saw the review about Mia from here and thought putting m something back to this community oh well there were so many debates in the other thread too

“I founded this place“….so you ARE the Boss then!

 

[Shiiiii]

“I founded this place“….so you ARE the Boss then!

excuse my poor English

How about “discovered”

 

[hornyjedi]

Yeah we now need some of the veteran punters to do the verification. Otherwise, expect B&S. Sad it has to come to this, but its the same overseas. Expect more "line up and punter chooses".

 

[JohnnyPunter]

We need to send in our Aunty expert @OlMac



If anyone can get to the bottom of this, it is him!

 

[SeanoMch]

We need to send in out Aunty expert @OlMac

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If anyone can get to the bottom of this, it is him!

This picture is the sole reason why AI was created

 

[Shiiiii]

Yeah we now need some of the veteran punters to do the verification. Otherwise, expect B&S. Sad it has to come to this, but it’s the same overseas. Expect more "line up and punter chooses".

I’d ditto this

I’ve been on these types of forums for years(well still new ish here) . It’s funny that people are either saying the review was either fake that OP never been to the place, or it’s the business doing advertisement.

The experience people get could be different. There will always be lovers and haters. it’s up to the mood, expectations and chemistry with the MT

I had fun and I’m treating it as a happy memory speaking from my own experience

 

[JohnnyPunter]

I’ve been on these types of forums for years(well still new ish here) . It’s funny that people are either saying the review was either fake that OP never been to the place, or it’s the business doing advertisement.

To be honest, that kind of thing is actually very common. We have already caught out numerous working girls or agents/managers posting fake reviews. Just like how they post B&S ads. It bring them business.

 

[Kamagra]

We need to send in out Aunty expert @OlMac

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Brilliant!!!!! Sadly I have personally witnessed similar scenes myself

 

[Cheeky]

We need to send in out Aunty expert @OlMac

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If anyone can get to the bottom of this, it is him!

hahaha the funny part is this actually looks like feng club over the road, if they ever turned the main lights on

 

[ElChico]

I concur

 

[OlMac]

Sorry fellows I have been meaning to get onto this. Have been tripped up with different aunties lately unfortunately… need to dedicate a time to get up to Birkenhead for an inspection…

 

[Cheeky]

i’m holding out to know if this spot is the real deal too

 

[BaiHui]

My 2 cents. Been there once. My first and probably last attempt at SM. The girl I saw looked good, definitely no aunty vibes, but the service was meeh. Nothing to make me go back. I don't know, may be SM is just not my thing. Getting out of the shower I saw another girl, also looking good and reasonably young.
Bothe were looking late 20s to mid 30s. Definitely not students.

 

[ChineseLover]

Ive been there once about 6 months ago. So it may be before it changed name. There was one mature lady working there. She gave a good massage and on the flip offered covered FS for an extra $50. I always find it hard to guess chinese women's ages but would guess 40-50’s.

 

[Roadcobra]

I did the previous review of Mia. Like I said, definitely older than I was expecting, but the 69er where I ate her anus was amazing. One thing I can say is a booking with the girl who manages it Lumi? Would be hot! She was on the younger side - late 20s at a stretch, maybe early 30’s - I did a double take when I first saw her - pigtails, short black Japanese style tennis skirt and black knee high socks she came over to me and chatted… I didn’t hear a word she said because I was visualising her naked. Anyway, anyone else got any reviews of her in particular? Or Opal?

 

[NorthernMan]

Ive been there once about 6 months ago. So it may be before it changed name. There was one mature lady working there. She gave a good massage and on the flip offered covered FS for an extra $50. I always find it hard to guess chinese women's ages but would guess 40-50’s.

The place changed ownership a couple of months ago. Mostly staffed by a revolving roster of women mid-late 20's to mid-30's, also a couple a little older (slim and well presented).

I have visited 4-5 times and no b&s at least as far as I could tell . Enjoyable experiences so far, I wouldn't say that any of the girls blew me away, but I am punting for unicorns so that isn't surprising. My only criticism would be the decore is a clean but sterile, something that could be fixed inexpensively I feel.

And yes, this is my first post on this particular forum, no I am not the owner. I have however "invested"
a lot in exploring auckland's fine establishments and would rate Lulumi as worth a punt.

 

[loverslover69]

I know it’s impossible to manage, but there really needs to be some way that the Admins here can vet who can post ‘reviews’.
You, Shiiiii, have only posted reviews about this one establishment (Lulumi) and they are unbelievably amazingly glowingly positive.
I went there last week and I was shown 2 Grannies (Aunties at a push) and when I passed on them both and asked to see the tall girl she was miserable as fuck so I walked.
Strangely, the words and language/sentence structure that you use in your ‘reviews’ seem to basically mirror the texts that the Manager/Boss of Lulumi has sent me in the past.
Something smells fishy…

Does this place look like the new photos as it used to be really gross inside and the women matched the decor like so ugly they would be virgins if they werent sex workers

I wouldn't be surprised if this is a fake review

 

[Jasper]

 

[NorthernMan]

Does this place look like the new photos as it used to be really gross inside and the women matched the decor like so ugly they would be virgins if they werent sex workers

I wouldn't be surprised if this is a fake review

Place looks exactly like the photos. As I said above, the place has been done up by the new owners.

 

[NorthernMan]

Does this place look like the new photos as it used to be really gross inside and the women matched the decor like so ugly they would be virgins if they werent sex workers

I wouldn't be surprised if this is a fake review

And what, good sir, would be the point of posting a fake review if the place was still as you described it? Honestly the paranoia about fake reviews is a bit overdone.

 

[Owen183]

Haha, lads, this thread’s gold! Supporters, haters and jokers. What a show!
I used to live right next to 100 Marua, so I went there heaps. Most of the ladies were aunties, though Plenty of experience, but I’m more into the younger, hotter girls. That’s why I’m a regular at Lulumi these days!

 

[loverslover69]

And what, good sir, would be the point of posting a fake review if the place was still as you described it? Honestly the paranoia about fake reviews is a bit overdone.

Well sometimes they do post fake reviews fell for it once

But in the interest of Punter Hub I went to check it out. Place is completely revamped and the girls are younger or they were yesterday. Awful couch and half of the lobby has gone.

Just opted for a quick bj with Vera who said she was 20 and probably wasnt but looked young enough no older than 25.

120 for topless BJ for 10 minutes just decided to spend the cash so I could post this comment haha

Was a good BJ and she was very youthful it was like the HJ jackhammer but with her mouth she must be new to this as when she pulled off the condom it went all over her.

She was really cute with glasses skinny and nice perky dark nipped tittys

 

[NorthernMan]

Well sometimes they do post fake reviews fell for it once

But in the interest of Punter Hub I went to check it out. Place is completely revamped and the girls are younger or they were yesterday. Awful couch and half of the lobby has gone.

Just opted for a quick bj with Vera who said she was 20 and probably wasnt but looked young enough no older than 25.

120 for topless BJ for 10 minutes just decided to spend the cash so I could post this comment haha

Was a good BJ and she was very youthful it was like the HJ jackhammer but with her mouth she must be new to this as when she pulled off the condom it went all over her.

She was really cute with glasses skinny and nice perky dark nipped tittys

I am glad your curiosity was rewarded good sir!!!

 

[Cheeky]

Well sometimes they do post fake reviews fell for it once

But in the interest of Punter Hub I went to check it out. Place is completely revamped and the girls are younger or they were yesterday. Awful couch and half of the lobby has gone.

Just opted for a quick bj with Vera who said she was 20 and probably wasnt but looked young enough no older than 25.

120 for topless BJ for 10 minutes just decided to spend the cash so I could post this comment haha

Was a good BJ and she was very youthful it was like the HJ jackhammer but with her mouth she must be new to this as when she pulled off the condom it went all over her.

She was really cute with glasses skinny and nice perky dark nipped tittys

not bad for 120