Richie McCaw
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I have only every cheated once in my life. This is that story.
But full disclosure, I don't consider it to be cheating if you punt while having a partner.
I believe punting is a business transaction that fulfils a purely physical need, not an genuine emotional connection, so hence is not cheating.
I'm sure most of this community agrees.
Over a decade ago, I used to work for a company with a national reach. The head office was in Auckland, and I first joined them there.
There was this chick in another department that I enjoyed yarning with at social gatherings.
I wasn't trying to sleep with her, I just found her cool to talk to. I had a girlfriend, and I was never planning to cheat, so I wasn't flirting with any real intent.
Then I moved to another office for the same company. I didn't really talk to her after the move - different departments, not really any need.
Fast forward a year, and I had a trip back to Auckland for a two-day workshop at the head office. The first night included a dinner.
This chick was at the dinner, and we found ourselves yarning. The drinks flowed, and people headed off after the meal until there was only 5-6 of us left.
The group headed down to the Viaduct to carry on.
I still had no specific intention to hook up with this chick, I was just enjoying the night out. And I knew she had a boyfriend, so I didn't expect her to be interested, either.
Next thing I know, the others have dropped off and it's just the two of us.
We have some shots, and we do some dancing. There was mild grinding on the dance floor, but seemed a bit harmless.
When we decide we've had enough. We stumble outside, and order a ride.
For some reason that I still can't explain, I say to her 'do you want to come to my hotel for a drink'.
I mean, that's a classic 'can I get you inside so I can fuck you'. But funnily enough, I still wasn't consiously planning to do that.
She said yes, and off we go.
We get into my room, and we just instantly start kissing. Not a work spoken.
Clothes come off, and onto the bed we go.
I was at that perfect sweet spot of drunkenness where I was basically unable to cum, but still rock hard.
So we go at it for 2 hours non-stop.
I simply couldn't cum at all but stayed completely hard, so we just kept fucking until we basically fell asleep mid-sex after 2 hours.
At about 5am....
With the workshop starting 3 hours later!
We slept for about 1.5 hours, by which time we were sober enough for it to be super awkward.
She rang her boyfriend to say she had slept at a friend's house.
We both showered (sepertely) and got out of the room without really talking at all.
We show up at the workshop looking like absolute crap.
I fell asleep in the toilet in the middle of the day and missed 2 hours of the afternoon session.
Everyone was talking about us that day - but just how shit we looked - nobody suspected that we'd had sex.
My boss wasn't there, but it was reported back to him how hungover I was. He gave me shit when I got back home about being irresponsible to get so drunk.
I was never invited to another workshop in the next 6 years I worked for them...
I felt so guilty with my girlfriend. She seemed to know I did something naughty while I was away, but I never really knew if she figured out how much.
Then a couple of months later - the chick messages me and tells me that she's PREGNANT!!!
And I'm like holy fuck, this is a disaster!
But then I think 'hang on, I never came at all...'
And then 'wait, it doesn't even matter, I've had a vasectomy...'
Turns out she got pregnant from her boyfriend about a month after we hooked up. And they got engaged.
She just wanted me to know for some weird reason. But she sure gave me a fright for a minute!
Anyway, that was my one cheating story. It was actually a bloody fun night and my longest continuous sex session.
We haven't worked together for years, but we message on LinkedIn periodically. But we mostly talk professionally and don't mention the 'incident' very often.
But full disclosure, I don't consider it to be cheating if you punt while having a partner.
I believe punting is a business transaction that fulfils a purely physical need, not an genuine emotional connection, so hence is not cheating.
I'm sure most of this community agrees.
Over a decade ago, I used to work for a company with a national reach. The head office was in Auckland, and I first joined them there.
There was this chick in another department that I enjoyed yarning with at social gatherings.
I wasn't trying to sleep with her, I just found her cool to talk to. I had a girlfriend, and I was never planning to cheat, so I wasn't flirting with any real intent.
Then I moved to another office for the same company. I didn't really talk to her after the move - different departments, not really any need.
Fast forward a year, and I had a trip back to Auckland for a two-day workshop at the head office. The first night included a dinner.
This chick was at the dinner, and we found ourselves yarning. The drinks flowed, and people headed off after the meal until there was only 5-6 of us left.
The group headed down to the Viaduct to carry on.
I still had no specific intention to hook up with this chick, I was just enjoying the night out. And I knew she had a boyfriend, so I didn't expect her to be interested, either.
Next thing I know, the others have dropped off and it's just the two of us.
We have some shots, and we do some dancing. There was mild grinding on the dance floor, but seemed a bit harmless.
When we decide we've had enough. We stumble outside, and order a ride.
For some reason that I still can't explain, I say to her 'do you want to come to my hotel for a drink'.
I mean, that's a classic 'can I get you inside so I can fuck you'. But funnily enough, I still wasn't consiously planning to do that.
She said yes, and off we go.
We get into my room, and we just instantly start kissing. Not a work spoken.
Clothes come off, and onto the bed we go.
I was at that perfect sweet spot of drunkenness where I was basically unable to cum, but still rock hard.
So we go at it for 2 hours non-stop.
- Deepthroat blowjobs (at various times throughout)
- DATY a couple of times
- Basically every position I can name
- We even did a bit of anal, but she was an anal-virgin and found it painful so we didn't go for too long.
I simply couldn't cum at all but stayed completely hard, so we just kept fucking until we basically fell asleep mid-sex after 2 hours.
At about 5am....
With the workshop starting 3 hours later!
We slept for about 1.5 hours, by which time we were sober enough for it to be super awkward.
She rang her boyfriend to say she had slept at a friend's house.
We both showered (sepertely) and got out of the room without really talking at all.
We show up at the workshop looking like absolute crap.
I fell asleep in the toilet in the middle of the day and missed 2 hours of the afternoon session.
Everyone was talking about us that day - but just how shit we looked - nobody suspected that we'd had sex.
My boss wasn't there, but it was reported back to him how hungover I was. He gave me shit when I got back home about being irresponsible to get so drunk.
I was never invited to another workshop in the next 6 years I worked for them...
I felt so guilty with my girlfriend. She seemed to know I did something naughty while I was away, but I never really knew if she figured out how much.
Then a couple of months later - the chick messages me and tells me that she's PREGNANT!!!
And I'm like holy fuck, this is a disaster!
But then I think 'hang on, I never came at all...'
And then 'wait, it doesn't even matter, I've had a vasectomy...'
Turns out she got pregnant from her boyfriend about a month after we hooked up. And they got engaged.
She just wanted me to know for some weird reason. But she sure gave me a fright for a minute!
Anyway, that was my one cheating story. It was actually a bloody fun night and my longest continuous sex session.
We haven't worked together for years, but we message on LinkedIn periodically. But we mostly talk professionally and don't mention the 'incident' very often.