If youāre TLDR types and wanna skip the fluff, scroll to the end. . If youāve got time to kill, grab a coffee.
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Slow day. Jumped on NZG and spotted a fresh face on SCās roster. Figured it was time for a change of flavour from the endless parade of locals. Sent an enquiry. Prompt reply. Available with a note:
āFirst day.ā
This could either be uncovering a future legend or paying top dollar to watch someone mentally blue screen midāperformance.
Stuff it. Booked.
An hour later Iām pulling up to Bananaās fortress of questionable life choices. Knock knock.
Door opensā¦
Immediately not what I expected. Iād convinced myself I was getting gothic chick vibes. Instead? Hella cute.
She leads me upstairs. Place smells like strawberries. Either sheās wearing enough perfume to fumigate a suburb or the flower crew finally got tired of bouquets and switched things up. She insists itās her.
Bonus points: we scored the big room
Valentina has a real girl-next-door look. Think Ariās cousin. Similar height and build, just not quite as gym-polished. Slightly curled black hair. From a distance youād swear she was just another Kiwi girl. Up close the Brazilian starts showing - thicker brows, softer features, and a smile that knows exactly what itās doing.
Money changes hands.
āSoā¦ first day? Nervous? Excited?ā
āNahā¦ I feel like I was built for this.ā
Delivered with a cheeky grin and an accent that sounded more Hollywood than Rio.
Confidence level: concerning.
Quick shower.
Come back and sheās already waiting on the bed.
Conversation flowed effortlessly. Turns out her English came from watching movies, sheās lived here ten years, Portuguese is her first language, and she can get by in Spanish too.
I told her Iād expected a goth girl.
She laughed.
āThatās normally my vibe.ā
Motorbikes, black clothing, throttles, tattoosā¦ I think she dressed the way she did on purpose to look cute and innocent.
Innocent she most definitely is NOT.
5 minutes in, we are talking restraints and hogties.
Listed as 23. Honestly looked younger.
Sheās not going to knock you unconscious with model looks, but sheās ridiculously cute. Skin isnāt flawless but sheās soft everywhere it counts. Somehow we ended up talking about bra sizes, which naturally resulted in the top disappearing.
Recent weight loss explains why the photos make things look a little perkier than reality. No complaints from me though.
Things escalated pretty quickly. The sweet girl vanished and the little Brazilian gremlin came alive. She became incredibly wild and completely switched gears. At this point Iām sitting on my knees behind her and playing with her tits, she brushes her hair to the side and comes in for a kiss. Deep, soft, wet. The very best of DFK Iāve experienced in a long time and that did not stop until the very end of the hour. Turned around and mounted me while Iām still sitting on my knees. Continues to kiss like she missed me while grinding away on mr.woody. Lay her down. Time to focus on them pierced titties. First kiss on her nipples and she is already losing it.
One important public service announcementā¦
If youāre paying attention to Pride, donāt neglect Joy.
I made that mistake.
Apparently, Joy has feelings too.
She literally grabbed my face and redirected quality control.
She likes it rough. I get rougher.
The moans, heavy breathingā¦ Whether sheās an Oscar-worthy actress or genuinely having a blast, she made it very believable.
Soon after Iām downstairs working my magic. Smelled good, tasted better but her reactions take the cake. A lot of hand thrashing and moaning (it was
). Pulled me by hair deeper into her. I knew she was close, pressed down on her stomach and inserted a finger. I could feel her quivering tummy, spasming thighs tighten and she came. Dint let up. Rolled her legs back for a quick inspection of the restricted area. Expected red light and sirens. Instead, air traffic gave me the all clear for a low pass by with a grin. Yum.
āTime to return the favourā she says. āNot yetā says I.
Bend both her legs towards her while Iām on my knees to her left. Got her left leg trapped behind my back, she got the cue. She held her right leg back. My fingers went to work. She had a āletās see if you canā kinda look. A minute later, she soaked the place - Not subtle, not polite, just full send. We needed a towel. She looked flushed and shy. What a sexy squirter.
Her turn.
Hands over the dark blue one.
XL.
Cheers for the confidence boost. Dom on and this Brazilian Dyson gets to work with enough enthusiasm to qualify for overtime. I was rapidly approaching the point of no return.
āNopeā¦ā
Time to move before the curtains closed early.
Missionary - as many variations as possible. Not the tightest port of entry but still felt good. Iām obsessed with her moaning. Pulled her hair, sucked on pride while holding on to joy and hammered away like it my last punt on earth and it somehow felt like she wanted me to do more?! Settle down girl.
She whispered, ācan I get on topā. Yes mam! Absolutely loves being on top, and rides like sheās trying to qualify for MotoGP.
By this point Iād sweated enough to solve Aucklandās water problems for the foreseeable future.
Needed an ending.
Doggy is usually the climax but this time I threw her on her back, turned her slightly to her side, held up one leg up on to my shoulder and gave it my all. The end.
She can fuck your brains out and a cuddler. Iām in love.
Youāre sweet, I said.
Iām a bonafide blue blooded mean asshole, she confessed. Made me chuckle. Sure, fooled me.
Cliff notes:
Age: Looked younger than advertised.
Looks: Cute over glamorous. If you know Ari, similar sort of vibe, though I personally thought Valentina is better looking.
Body: Petite, soft, height seems accurate.
Tattoos: Writing on the thigh. Didnāt notice much else.
Innie/Outie: Leaning towards Innie. I loved it
Performance: Melody on steroids. Wild, naughty, enthusiastic and passionate.
Needs advance notice because she apparently has an entire pre-game ritual involving plugs, vibrators and enough preparation to launch a SpaceX mission.
Extra $250.
Her exact words:
āIf youāre the right size, if I like youā¦ and if youāve got the cash.ā
Canāt argue with transparency. From my highly scientific up-close research, Iād say itās going to be a tight one.
Iāll be back.
Verdict: Brazil may be out of the world cup, but this one is through to the next round.
https://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/auckland-escorts/nzgirls-valentina-59506
Slow day. Jumped on NZG and spotted a fresh face on SCās roster. Figured it was time for a change of flavour from the endless parade of locals. Sent an enquiry. Prompt reply. Available with a note:
āFirst day.ā
This could either be uncovering a future legend or paying top dollar to watch someone mentally blue screen midāperformance.
Stuff it. Booked.
An hour later Iām pulling up to Bananaās fortress of questionable life choices. Knock knock.
Door opensā¦
Immediately not what I expected. Iād convinced myself I was getting gothic chick vibes. Instead? Hella cute.
She leads me upstairs. Place smells like strawberries. Either sheās wearing enough perfume to fumigate a suburb or the flower crew finally got tired of bouquets and switched things up. She insists itās her.
Bonus points: we scored the big room
Valentina has a real girl-next-door look. Think Ariās cousin. Similar height and build, just not quite as gym-polished. Slightly curled black hair. From a distance youād swear she was just another Kiwi girl. Up close the Brazilian starts showing - thicker brows, softer features, and a smile that knows exactly what itās doing.
Money changes hands.
āSoā¦ first day? Nervous? Excited?ā
āNahā¦ I feel like I was built for this.ā
Delivered with a cheeky grin and an accent that sounded more Hollywood than Rio.
Confidence level: concerning.
Quick shower.
Come back and sheās already waiting on the bed.
Conversation flowed effortlessly. Turns out her English came from watching movies, sheās lived here ten years, Portuguese is her first language, and she can get by in Spanish too.
I told her Iād expected a goth girl.
She laughed.
āThatās normally my vibe.ā
Motorbikes, black clothing, throttles, tattoosā¦ I think she dressed the way she did on purpose to look cute and innocent.
Innocent she most definitely is NOT.
5 minutes in, we are talking restraints and hogties.
Listed as 23. Honestly looked younger.
Sheās not going to knock you unconscious with model looks, but sheās ridiculously cute. Skin isnāt flawless but sheās soft everywhere it counts. Somehow we ended up talking about bra sizes, which naturally resulted in the top disappearing.
Recent weight loss explains why the photos make things look a little perkier than reality. No complaints from me though.
Things escalated pretty quickly. The sweet girl vanished and the little Brazilian gremlin came alive. She became incredibly wild and completely switched gears. At this point Iām sitting on my knees behind her and playing with her tits, she brushes her hair to the side and comes in for a kiss. Deep, soft, wet. The very best of DFK Iāve experienced in a long time and that did not stop until the very end of the hour. Turned around and mounted me while Iām still sitting on my knees. Continues to kiss like she missed me while grinding away on mr.woody. Lay her down. Time to focus on them pierced titties. First kiss on her nipples and she is already losing it.
One important public service announcementā¦
If youāre paying attention to Pride, donāt neglect Joy.I made that mistake.
Apparently, Joy has feelings too.
She literally grabbed my face and redirected quality control.
She likes it rough. I get rougher.
The moans, heavy breathingā¦ Whether sheās an Oscar-worthy actress or genuinely having a blast, she made it very believable.
Soon after Iām downstairs working my magic. Smelled good, tasted better but her reactions take the cake. A lot of hand thrashing and moaning (it was
). Pulled me by hair deeper into her. I knew she was close, pressed down on her stomach and inserted a finger. I could feel her quivering tummy, spasming thighs tighten and she came. Dint let up. Rolled her legs back for a quick inspection of the restricted area. Expected red light and sirens. Instead, air traffic gave me the all clear for a low pass by with a grin. Yum.āTime to return the favourā she says. āNot yetā says I.
Bend both her legs towards her while Iām on my knees to her left. Got her left leg trapped behind my back, she got the cue. She held her right leg back. My fingers went to work. She had a āletās see if you canā kinda look. A minute later, she soaked the place - Not subtle, not polite, just full send. We needed a towel. She looked flushed and shy. What a sexy squirter.
Her turn.
Hands over the dark blue one.
XL.
Cheers for the confidence boost. Dom on and this Brazilian Dyson gets to work with enough enthusiasm to qualify for overtime. I was rapidly approaching the point of no return.
āNopeā¦ā
Time to move before the curtains closed early.
Missionary - as many variations as possible. Not the tightest port of entry but still felt good. Iām obsessed with her moaning. Pulled her hair, sucked on pride while holding on to joy and hammered away like it my last punt on earth and it somehow felt like she wanted me to do more?! Settle down girl.
She whispered, ācan I get on topā. Yes mam! Absolutely loves being on top, and rides like sheās trying to qualify for MotoGP.
By this point Iād sweated enough to solve Aucklandās water problems for the foreseeable future.
Needed an ending.
Doggy is usually the climax but this time I threw her on her back, turned her slightly to her side, held up one leg up on to my shoulder and gave it my all. The end.
She can fuck your brains out and a cuddler. Iām in love.
Youāre sweet, I said.
Iām a bonafide blue blooded mean asshole, she confessed. Made me chuckle. Sure, fooled me.
Cliff notes:
Age: Looked younger than advertised.
Looks: Cute over glamorous. If you know Ari, similar sort of vibe, though I personally thought Valentina is better looking.
Body: Petite, soft, height seems accurate.
Tattoos: Writing on the thigh. Didnāt notice much else.
Innie/Outie: Leaning towards Innie. I loved it
Performance: Melody on steroids. Wild, naughty, enthusiastic and passionate.
For the Greek enthusiastsā¦
Yes, itās available.Needs advance notice because she apparently has an entire pre-game ritual involving plugs, vibrators and enough preparation to launch a SpaceX mission.
Extra $250.
Her exact words:
āIf youāre the right size, if I like youā¦ and if youāve got the cash.ā
Canāt argue with transparency. From my highly scientific up-close research, Iād say itās going to be a tight one.
Iāll be back.
Verdict: Brazil may be out of the world cup, but this one is through to the next round.
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★★★★★★★★☆☆
8/10
. Great review.