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Top 5 Worst Anuses

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As promised the top 5 worst anus rating (in conjunction with JP). JP will present the top 5 best. The ranking represents the anus rating on a scale of 1-10. 10 being high and 1 being the lowest.

5- Nadia (now Sienna at The Apartment) - Likely the second youngest on the list but without question the biggest hole I have seen. The surrounding area was clean and smooth but the anus itself was large enough to qualify as a tourist attraction. That anus has seen things (likely fists included). This girl has a long career in this industry - protect that asshole from getting gaped by random old men - otherwise it could end up like the number 1 and a career as a firework performer in Thailand could be on the cards.

4- Molly (Mt Albert) - The only anal experience I had out of the 5 as for the price it seemed like a steal, if my memory serves me right it was about $200 for 30 mins with greek. I had booked purely based on this as I was in an anal mood and her price was too tempting for me not to have a crack. I wont get into a full review but she was ok looking for an asian provider but her asshole looked like a walnut that gave up.

3- Alexis (Crystal & Friends) - What was I thinking? I must have been horny and all my other attempts must have fallen through. A tell tale sign that if someone is available when no one else is, there is a reason for that. During the massage when she got into a reverse body slide her asshole was presented in its full glory to me. Her anus itself was not disheveled, the surrounding area was hairier than a coconut. Accompanied by rashes and red spots had me reminiscing for the embrace of my ex-wife.

2- Dolly Queen (Independent - Docklands) - I’ll provide a summary on her massage service in another review. Now this may be the only time where FS was on offer and I turned it down. During the massage when she went into 69 and started sucking my cock and her pussy and ass moved closer and closer to my face it was so ugly I had to wince in self-defense. It wasn’t as hairy as Alexis’s but the old girl had an odour and a bit of TP right on the anus. Worst of all she had put a lot of effort into the massage (which is a good massage) and giving me head she had started to sweat and both cheeks were dripping. By now I had closed my eyes but as they say when it rains it pours and a few eventually adorned my face. Praise be.

1- Vicki (Secret Companions) - Now i personally havent seen her my self but following a conversation with JP it had to be her and in his own words ‘holy fuck, it was something else, it was prolapsed and ridden with haemorrhoids. It kind of reminded me of a clam shell’. The youngest on the list but appears to be a real submissive who lets clients destroy that ass. Poor girl - time to retire that anus or move to Phuket.
 
Molly’s anus, “a walnut that gave up” … this is a high quality analogy!

(Even though it probably gets a low ‘grip’ rating, it does the job, right?)
 
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Molly’s anus, “a walnut that gave up” … this is a high quality analogy!

(Even though it probably gets a low ‘grip’ rating, it does the job, right?)
I believe she could be retired now but this must have been over 5 years ago. Grip must have been ok. I would guess she would be close to 50 now. It's hard to give anal grip ratings as it something I don't do much of and people I would like to do it to don't provide it.
 
I know you won't like what I'm about to say, but... It's because of posts like this that SF continues to be more active than here. This kind of shit is very, very silly, and I even feel embarrassed to be around it, even virtually and anonymously.

I could just stay quiet, but I can't, it's just absolutly ridiculous.
 
I know you won't like what I'm about to say, but... It's because of posts like this that SF continues to be more active than here. This kind of shit is very, very silly, and I even feel embarrassed to be around it, even virtually and anonymously.

I could just stay quiet, but I can't, it's just absolutly ridiculous.
How about you just fuck off then?
 
I know you won't like what I'm about to say, but... It's because of posts like this that SF continues to be more active than here. This kind of shit is very, very silly, and I even feel embarrassed to be around it, even virtually and anonymously.

I could just stay quiet, but I can't, it's just absolutly ridiculous.
Oh fuck, here we go. it was worth a try, JP.
 
I know you won't like what I'm about to say, but... It's because of posts like this that SF continues to be more active than here. This kind of shit is very, very silly, and I even feel embarrassed to be around it, even virtually and anonymously.

I could just stay quiet, but I can't, it's just absolutly ridiculous.
Just because you happen to disagree with the ratings given there's no need to say that someone else's opinion is silly or embarrassing. This is a more respectful forum here.

Rather, why don't you post your own personal 5 Worst Anuses?
 
I know you won't like what I'm about to say, but... It's because of posts like this that SF continues to be more active than here. This kind of shit is very, very silly, and I even feel embarrassed to be around it, even virtually and anonymously.

I could just stay quiet, but I can't, it's just absolutly ridiculous.

I don't want to go into a justification - thats a piece I'm working on separately around the odd relationship between punters and sex workers. I did ask JP if he thought this would be pushing the envelope and he seemed to be fine. Let's not act like we haven't walked out of a booking thinking 'golly that girl was disgusting'. We just can't have good reviews or 'Top 5' lists, there has to be the other side as well. This is no different to reviewing any other product or service. I don't really care that SF is more active than here, thats not the point, this forum in my opinion is designed to be more realistic and punter focused (at the end of the day we are the ones parting with our money) without Lyra Lee getting mad all the time and Winter/Rain pursuing her personal vendetta against Asian providers. So far no one has given away any revealing details, professed their love for an escort or claimed to be the biggest poker player in NZ housing multiple sensual masseuses (I'm kidding). We do respect the sex worker but ultimately we do realise they are a whore. For a few hundred bucks you can do the most intimate thing a man and a woman can do. Is my post silly? I guess you could say so but for me selling your snatch to random men is also silly and I say that knowing full well I take advantage of it. I find a lot of conversations of SF embarrassing as well, take for example WG's catching feelings - the whores there make it so clear that punters are not even their type and wouldn't even consider dating them (I personally think working girls and punters would actually be perfect each other), yet some punters continue to overly simp for them. We are a pay check to them and they are body for us to use and we review those bodies. Are their genuine connections - no doubt but punters on this forum realise its all a facade and we shouldn't get too close. If you are embarrassed being around something it's easy enough to remove yourself. I hope you do stay though and provide your own opinions.
 
A lot less of Henr3’s opinions-about-punters and a bit more experiences-with-WGs and the dude may just fit in OK? Time will tell.
 
I don't want to go into a justification - thats a piece I'm working on separately around the odd relationship between punters and sex workers. I did ask JP if he thought this would be pushing the envelope and he seemed to be fine. Let's not act like we haven't walked out of a booking thinking 'golly that girl was disgusting'. We just can't have good reviews or 'Top 5' lists, there has to be the other side as well. This is no different to reviewing any other product or service. I don't really care that SF is more active than here, thats not the point, this forum in my opinion is designed to be more realistic and punter focused (at the end of the day we are the ones parting with our money) without Lyra Lee getting mad all the time and Winter/Rain pursuing her personal vendetta against Asian providers. So far no one has given away any revealing details, professed their love for an escort or claimed to be the biggest poker player in NZ housing multiple sensual masseuses (I'm kidding). We do respect the sex worker but ultimately we do realise they are a whore. For a few hundred bucks you can do the most intimate thing a man and a woman can do. Is my post silly? I guess you could say so but for me selling your snatch to random men is also silly and I say that knowing full well I take advantage of it. I find a lot of conversations of SF embarrassing as well, take for example WG's catching feelings - the whores there make it so clear that punters are not even their type and wouldn't even consider dating them (I personally think working girls and punters would actually be perfect each other), yet some punters continue to overly simp for them. We are a pay check to them and they are body for us to use and we review those bodies. Are their genuine connections - no doubt but punters on this forum realise its all a facade and we shouldn't get too close. If you are embarrassed being around something it's easy enough to remove yourself. I hope you do stay though and provide your own opinions.
Thanks mate... you've elaborated on and articulated my "off you" statement much better then I did :ROFLMAO:

Personally, I think @henr3 is a simp but more likely a whore masquerading to be a punter 😿. I have felt really liberated on this forum and feel comfortable to speak what's on my mind (even at times in simple and uneducated terms 😥).

There's no need to defend this post... it is what it is. I like it and so do most others.
 

This makes me kind of want to see Nadia so I know what you are talking about.
Rastag33k basically confirmed in my Apartment reviews that her anus was wrecked and that her pussy wasnt far off. More keen to see Vicki. JP actually gave her a pretty good review but the description of that anus warrants inspection out of sheer curiosity.
 
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A lot less of Henr3’s opinions-about-punters and a bit more experiences-with-WGs and the dude may just fit in OK? Time will tell.
What use to grind my gears was when a new girl would start and even before her first shift some punter would drop a request asking if you've seen her. Part of a forum is give and take.
 
I don't want to go into a justification - thats a piece I'm working on separately around the odd relationship between punters and sex workers. I did ask JP if he thought this would be pushing the envelope and he seemed to be fine. Let's not act like we haven't walked out of a booking thinking 'golly that girl was disgusting'. We just can't have good reviews or 'Top 5' lists, there has to be the other side as well. This is no different to reviewing any other product or service. I don't really care that SF is more active than here, thats not the point, this forum in my opinion is designed to be more realistic and punter focused (at the end of the day we are the ones parting with our money) without Lyra Lee getting mad all the time and Winter/Rain pursuing her personal vendetta against Asian providers. So far no one has given away any revealing details, professed their love for an escort or claimed to be the biggest poker player in NZ housing multiple sensual masseuses (I'm kidding). We do respect the sex worker but ultimately we do realise they are a whore. For a few hundred bucks you can do the most intimate thing a man and a woman can do. Is my post silly? I guess you could say so but for me selling your snatch to random men is also silly and I say that knowing full well I take advantage of it. I find a lot of conversations of SF embarrassing as well, take for example WG's catching feelings - the whores there make it so clear that punters are not even their type and wouldn't even consider dating them (I personally think working girls and punters would actually be perfect each other), yet some punters continue to overly simp for them. We are a pay check to them and they are body for us to use and we review those bodies. Are their genuine connections - no doubt but punters on this forum realise its all a facade and we shouldn't get too close. If you are embarrassed being around something it's easy enough to remove yourself. I hope you do stay though and provide your own opinions.
Well said, I tend to give reviews for great girls who put in the effort. So want to share intel so she can be rewarded even more for her service.

But you are right, a Top 5 need to be balanced out with a Worst 5.

Your write up got me interested in Sienna and Vicki, not an anal guy per se but want to go take a look myself out of curiosity... so there is that.
 
Im glad we can use the word whore here. There was review in the dying days of AF which described Camilla at DH as a whore and AF lost their marbles. How do you describe a woman who has sex with random men for money - a nun?
Same happened to me at SF and I wasn’t even calling a particular SW a whore, just used the word.
 
I know you won't like what I'm about to say, but... It's because of posts like this that SF continues to be more active than here. This kind of shit is very, very silly, and I even feel embarrassed to be around it, even virtually and anonymously.

I could just stay quiet, but I can't, it's just absolutly ridiculous.
Go back to SF then. It is more active over there because you have the working girls and all their alt accounts. That's why we aspire for quality over quantity around here.
 
Schitts Creek Eww GIF by CBC
 
What use to grind my gears was when a new girl would start and even before her first shift some punter would drop a request asking if you've seen her. Part of a forum is give and take.
Fuck that's so true. Yes I was a lurker myself for a bit but never made a request post and decided to give back when the timing is right.

There are full of two sentence "have you seen..." request posts over there now from users signed up well over a year ago, and all their post history are requests. Piss me off every single time. 😡
 
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I like using the convention "has anyone tried" just because AF lost their shit previously at the offense taken - not given, mind - by the term "tried". I mean even using "seen" could suggest that you've just witnessed what they look like, rather than actually experienced the service.

My memory of the hand-wringing almost led me to suggest that the Requests section of this forum be named "Anyone Tried?"
Subtitled "Sex Worker Requests".
 
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Fuck that's so true. Yes I was a lurker myself for a bit but never made a request post and decided to give back when the timing is right.

There are full of two sentence "have you seen..." request posts over there now from users signed up well over a year ago, and all their post history are requests. Piss me off every single time. 😡
guess i’ll hold off on my request post then🤣
 
Some guys might appreciate her wrecked anus. She doesn't appear to be offering anal now so maybe shes giving her o ring break to rejuvenate itself.
I've heard that once it's destroyed... it'll not go back to normal.
 
Some guys might appreciate her wrecked anus. She doesn't appear to be offering anal now so maybe shes giving her o ring break to rejuvenate itself.
Is SC some sort of anal training ground? Vicki, Tyler, Nadia (started out as Poppy there by all accounts) all have gotten their anuses gaped. The owner must include it as part of their induction.
 
Nadia (Sienna) doesn't do Greek, maybe a boyfriend uses the back door, everyone else uses the front door
 
Nadia (Sienna) doesn't do Greek, maybe a boyfriend uses the back door, everyone else uses the front door
By all accounts Poppy and Nadia allowed anal but it looks like Sienna doesn't (all the same person). So now it's only the front entrance but I'm pretty sure hundreds of people have used the backdoor in her previous whore versions.
 
There was a post years ago on AF sayings shes a post op. Havent been myself, as that post put me off. Any ideas if this true?

Damn Vicki and Nadia have been added to me see list!
I didnt think she was post-op, I just figured she was old and probably had no feeling in there so we could charge away. When you get to that age you do have to offer something different.
 
Im glad we can use the word whore here. There was review in the dying days of AF which described Camilla at DH as a whore and AF lost their marbles. How do you describe a woman who has sex with random men for money - a nun?
One of the more amusing handles on SF was 'Whoresbane'. Unsure if the Member concerned made it here.
 
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