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The funniest punt of my life!

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So I popped in for a punt with https://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/hamilton-escorts/nzgirls-lilia-52242 yesterday, she's on tour.
Com's were OK, not great, but we agreed on a VIP service with a golden shower.
I sent confirmation texts 90 mins before the booking time to make sure and had no response at all, so thought it must be off. The a few minutes before, a get a flurry of texts asking when I was coming.
I made a last minute decision to go along because it was nearby, arrived about 5 mins after the booked time

I got met at the door by a little cutie that was NOT the girl in the pics - she was much cuter! Small, long hair, perky little C-cups, a nice smile. She ushered me into the motel lounge area and we confirmed payment, which was tricky because she had no English. It was in typical motel with the larger lounge area that had a single bed and sofa, another bedroom off to one side and a kitchen nook to the other.
I had just finished paying when there was a knock at the door! There was a rattle of Mandarin from the closed bedroom door, a quickfire back-and-forth, an older lady appeared from the bedroom and headed for the front door while I was quickly hustled around the corner into the kitchen. I'd say the older mama-san was the lady in the pics; I lucked out and got the apprentice.
There I sat, staring at boxes of Trident Tom Yum Noodles, listening to an old dude booking a 60min massage and FS :ROFLMAO:
Wow, how is this going to work, I wondered?
No problem; In no time the younger girl appeared, motioned for me to be quiet, then whipped me past the lounge into the bedroom while the older mama-san was hugging my fellow punter, holding him away from me, crooning unintelligible endearments at him to hide my passage. I would have passed 2m from him. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

The booking was good. She undressed me, folding the clothes carefully on the chair. She was comfortable and confident naked, had wonderful little tits. I'd guess her to be late 20s? Great body, a few marks but she is hot and welcoming.
Into the shower, she gives me a wash and gets into a cheeky BJ - which leads to lots of fondling - which leads to DATY as she stands over me (she actually kinda demanded it, pushing me down and opening her legs at my face, cool!) - more BJ.
We ended up fucking in the shower in several positions. She has a mostly-shaven dark-coloured slight outtie that opens up nicely to soft pinkness and a small hard clit. The GS was great, a long steady stream.
I almost came in the shower but wanted some bed action so we shifted to the bed. She obligingly got straight into cowgirl with all the angles, took control and wanted several different positions.
She looked so good sucking me that I wanted to cum that way, so I managed to convey that to her. Up she gets, straight into a 69 - yahoo! Her butt button was interesting: a very dark, soft, tidy outtie, like a tiny rosebud.
We had just got a good rhythm going here when ol' Mama-san trills out from the lounge area. Fuck! time must be almost up!
She was a soldier, so went to work extra hard to get me over the line which I eventually did. It is hard to cum when under pressure!
As I was cumming, there was a babble of strong words coming from the lounge - ol mama was giving us the hard word. :eek:

I had never been pushed so hard to get dressed so quickly in my life! She was flinging clothes at me saying quieek! quieeke!, trying to push my bare feet into my shoes, I was trying to button my semi-hard into my jeans, all the while there's a loud dialogue going on in Mandarin between the ladies :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
I stumble out of the bedroom. My fellow old-dude punter is naked face-down on the single bed in the lounge, wonder what the hell is going on. Mama is busily rubbing has back while in full flow, telling off my girl.

I raised my hands in surrender, bowed to both of them and bolted to the door. As I went out, I couldn't resist calling to my new mate 'Enjoy!!!'
I was parked 10m from the unit. As I reached my car, another furtive blonde guy comes scuttling along, heading for the next slot!

Fail Cosmo Kramer GIF


It felt like this! As an experienced punter, I found it hilarious, but if I was a newbie it would probably have been traumatising.
I do wonder how young blondie went when he stepped into the room and saw old mate lying butt naked on the bed in the corner!

Punt 7.5/10
Comedy: 9.5/10

 
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