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Taking Yanee's Back Road For a Ride: An Honest Review

Viking-Reich

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On a windy chilly Autumn morning I decided to take a 50min drive through the notorious Auckland traffic to go and test the infamous Yanee's back door.

Arrived at her place as per agreed time slot but had to wait 10min as she was not yet ready - already a red tick as time is precious in the world of business.

Got a text from her to enter through the back door into the house, yeah I found it ironic as I will be sampling her back door soon. Had to mission over various obsticles to get into the house.

Met her at the door and received an appology for having to enter this way - she explained owner is renovating so the front door out of commision.

First impression - she is okay on the eye but at the threshold of being past her prime, she was dressed in black matching underwear. Would rate her 7/10 on looks.


Was led to her room and made the agreed exchange as per standard practice. Got undressed while glancing at her body, Noticed scars of breast implants, C-Section scar and a Tummy starting to loose the fight again gravity. I was ordered into the face down on the bed position which I obliged to, sadly what followed was a megre below averaged attempt of a rushed oily massage - Definitely no GFE here wondering in my mind if this could be the start of a rushed cattle farm experience?

After less than 2min of oily (would put the Saudi Oil fields to shame) got asked to flip over. She starts to play with the family jewels and slaps a rubber onto it, was kinda looking forward to a decend BJ but alas it seems like the gods of ancient were not smilling kindly upon me today. Her attempt to DT at all cost was actually painful and unpleasant, she flips around and stradles her legs accross my chest and tells me I can touch and finger her parts but no licking (Had no intention of doing it any case). This was my first view of both service entrances, it looks rather pleasant no odours and does not look like high milleage parts🤣.

BJ ends and asked "Do you want to fuck". I nodded in agreement - and get up, she lies on her back and spreads her legs - ass or pussy I get asked and goes for the 2nd option (safe the back for last).

Found her to be okay, does not feel too loose - goes at it for a few minutes switching positions while listen to "Yeah Baby, Fuck me, Come for me" on a never ending loop found it distracting and rushed again.

Told her lets switch to her AfterBurner hole - as I was eager to sample her well reviewed entrance. I pause before entering - does this lead to endless grippy blissfull pleasure? I enter slowly expecting the raved tight ass reviews feeling of being sucked tightly into the blackhole - but sadly had to curse silently in my mind at Odin for this letdown. Its not tight at all - been well travelled over the years and the milleage slows. Did a few postions, made my non refundable deposit in the rubber.

I am not a person for after service chats - so hit the shower and left.

Ratings.

Body: 7/10
GFE: 3/10
BJ: 2/10
Anal: 4/10

Conclusion - for $250 it is what it's going to be a budget punt to attract eager punters. I will sadly not be visiting for a 2nd round.
 
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