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In true punter fashion I thought I would share my most recent experience with a girl I most likely won't book again and continue to gatekeep my favourites.
It is Sunday night and I have just watched the Warriors get dogged (again). I have been working hard all week so decided to treat myself. Pull up the wech@t to inspect the roster of asian baddies working then remembered I am yet to punt the legendary Icy. Since I am in town, this is a good opportunity. Checked her avaliability with the pimp, all good to go, ah nevermind, one of you motherfkers just slipped in and stole it
. Pull up the ol Qingyige contact as a last resort as I had punted there previously with Mova and asked if Coco was avaliable, pimp says yes. Using my expert negotiation skills I brought the price down to $230/hr for FS + NBJ.
I turn up and park outside the house in Milford and it seems the entire Chinese community is enjoying themselves tonight. Quite intimidating to walk up to the front door with what I assume was the boss man, pimps, several girls, and two or three punters coming and going from the house or loitering in the driveway. I press the door bell and am greeted to who I thought was Coco at the time, Looks: 6.5/10 probably mid to late 40s. Saw her big boobs and thought I must be correct. After taking off my shoes and walking down the steps we run into another girl making her way to the front door. She looks confused. Both of them start talking in Chinese and I know a little bit, enough to hear the other girl saying I was meant to be her client (B&S alert
). This other girl I would later confirm was actually Coco, looks 7/10 mid to late 30s, also big tits. For whatever reason I was digging the MILF more so followed her to her room. I would also later confirm that this girl is Sunny.
After paperwork was done (translator needed) we went to the shower together and she washed me thoroughly + let me do lots of groping. When she was washing my dick, it got hard and suddenly she became verbally worried about the size (acting? IDK, maybe just used to small asian dick
). Back to the bedroom and decided to show off some of my own Chinese language skills 你好漂亮, bad choice, clock is ticking and now she has an excuse to keep talking instead of sucking! Eventually, she began with the asian routine of sucking my nipples while I inspected the goods.
Tits: big saggy balloons (E Cup maybe)
Ass: Average
Pussy: Seen better days, outtie
Tummy: Birthed an entire Chinese village from the looks of it
I must be entering my MILF era because I was hard as a diamond. She doesn't like to kiss much despite advertising french kissing, all limited, closed lip action. The NBJ was excellent, lots of tongue and ball licking. Tried to go deep but she exclaimed I am too big. NBJ: 8/10.
She then asked if I wanted to fuck her but as she was reaching for the condom, I told her to stop so I could fuck her tits instead. A bit too saggy for a good tit job but it was an interesting visual. Tit job: 5/10.
After the condom went on she mounted me and realised she was going to need alot of lube to fit me. After quickly lubing up she lowered herself on me and got about half way down before saying she can't take it, uh oh. Suggested we try missionary, success. I proceeded to pound away for 10 minutes or so with her wailing loudly (not sure if it was meant to be fake moaning, or if she was genuinely having a hard time taking the pounding). Despite having lots of babies and well... her job, she was decently tight. I then got her to flip over so I could do doggy on her. Anus: 5/10 (did not poke or taste). After about 5 minutues she couldn't take it anymore and collapsed on the bed, oh dear. Ability to take pounding: 2/10. Wasn't going to get much more out of her so just had her help jerk me to finish. She is elated that we have finished with 30 minutes still on the clock and wants to do more talking, I suggest a massage instead. She warns me that her massage skills are not very good but she will try. She wasn't lying. Massage: 2.5/10.
With 15 minutes left I call time on myself and ask for the shower again. She wanders out to check if the coast is clear, it is bustling with people so I wait a bit. When I step out with just my towel on, I see what appears to be the boss man's girl chatting to some workers, gives me awkward eye contact as I go past. Walk past another room and there is a punter sitting on a chair, patiently waiting for his girl, luckily no eye contact here. After scrubbing down with the help of Sunny I head back to get changed. One quick kiss later I am back on the streets.
Not too sure what to make of the experience. I will throw out an overall service of 5/10. Would go back for more Chinese lessons and being told how handsome I am, not for the service though.
Post punt, I messaged the pimp asking to confirm who I had just seen and he said Sunny. Very smart of them because now I have to go back again just to see Coco and her (even larger) tits!
https://escortify.co.nz/auckland-escorts/sunny-44806
(She looks nothing like the photos, don't even bother. Still 6.5/10 for looks is quite good for what I was expecting)
It is Sunday night and I have just watched the Warriors get dogged (again). I have been working hard all week so decided to treat myself. Pull up the wech@t to inspect the roster of asian baddies working then remembered I am yet to punt the legendary Icy. Since I am in town, this is a good opportunity. Checked her avaliability with the pimp, all good to go, ah nevermind, one of you motherfkers just slipped in and stole it
. Pull up the ol Qingyige contact as a last resort as I had punted there previously with Mova and asked if Coco was avaliable, pimp says yes. Using my expert negotiation skills I brought the price down to $230/hr for FS + NBJ.I turn up and park outside the house in Milford and it seems the entire Chinese community is enjoying themselves tonight. Quite intimidating to walk up to the front door with what I assume was the boss man, pimps, several girls, and two or three punters coming and going from the house or loitering in the driveway. I press the door bell and am greeted to who I thought was Coco at the time, Looks: 6.5/10 probably mid to late 40s. Saw her big boobs and thought I must be correct. After taking off my shoes and walking down the steps we run into another girl making her way to the front door. She looks confused. Both of them start talking in Chinese and I know a little bit, enough to hear the other girl saying I was meant to be her client (B&S alert
). This other girl I would later confirm was actually Coco, looks 7/10 mid to late 30s, also big tits. For whatever reason I was digging the MILF more so followed her to her room. I would also later confirm that this girl is Sunny.After paperwork was done (translator needed) we went to the shower together and she washed me thoroughly + let me do lots of groping. When she was washing my dick, it got hard and suddenly she became verbally worried about the size (acting? IDK, maybe just used to small asian dick
). Back to the bedroom and decided to show off some of my own Chinese language skills 你好漂亮, bad choice, clock is ticking and now she has an excuse to keep talking instead of sucking! Eventually, she began with the asian routine of sucking my nipples while I inspected the goods.Tits: big saggy balloons (E Cup maybe)
Ass: Average
Pussy: Seen better days, outtie
Tummy: Birthed an entire Chinese village from the looks of it
I must be entering my MILF era because I was hard as a diamond. She doesn't like to kiss much despite advertising french kissing, all limited, closed lip action. The NBJ was excellent, lots of tongue and ball licking. Tried to go deep but she exclaimed I am too big. NBJ: 8/10.
She then asked if I wanted to fuck her but as she was reaching for the condom, I told her to stop so I could fuck her tits instead. A bit too saggy for a good tit job but it was an interesting visual. Tit job: 5/10.
After the condom went on she mounted me and realised she was going to need alot of lube to fit me. After quickly lubing up she lowered herself on me and got about half way down before saying she can't take it, uh oh. Suggested we try missionary, success. I proceeded to pound away for 10 minutes or so with her wailing loudly (not sure if it was meant to be fake moaning, or if she was genuinely having a hard time taking the pounding). Despite having lots of babies and well... her job, she was decently tight. I then got her to flip over so I could do doggy on her. Anus: 5/10 (did not poke or taste). After about 5 minutues she couldn't take it anymore and collapsed on the bed, oh dear. Ability to take pounding: 2/10. Wasn't going to get much more out of her so just had her help jerk me to finish. She is elated that we have finished with 30 minutes still on the clock and wants to do more talking, I suggest a massage instead. She warns me that her massage skills are not very good but she will try. She wasn't lying. Massage: 2.5/10.
With 15 minutes left I call time on myself and ask for the shower again. She wanders out to check if the coast is clear, it is bustling with people so I wait a bit. When I step out with just my towel on, I see what appears to be the boss man's girl chatting to some workers, gives me awkward eye contact as I go past. Walk past another room and there is a punter sitting on a chair, patiently waiting for his girl, luckily no eye contact here. After scrubbing down with the help of Sunny I head back to get changed. One quick kiss later I am back on the streets.
Not too sure what to make of the experience. I will throw out an overall service of 5/10. Would go back for more Chinese lessons and being told how handsome I am, not for the service though.
Post punt, I messaged the pimp asking to confirm who I had just seen and he said Sunny. Very smart of them because now I have to go back again just to see Coco and her (even larger) tits!
https://escortify.co.nz/auckland-escorts/sunny-44806
(She looks nothing like the photos, don't even bother. Still 6.5/10 for looks is quite good for what I was expecting)
