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Ok, so here's something a little different - but not exactly a sex story.

A while back I decided that kids were out of the equation, so I went off to get myself fixed.

So I get into the clinic and put on one of those snazzy hospital gowns.

The doc comes in and explains that they need to put numbing cream on my nether regions. Makes sense - I don't want him cutting my balls without anesthetic!

He says the nurse will sort it out, and he'll be back when it's time to do the snipping.

Now - the point of this story:

This nurse comes in and she is absolutely drop-dead gorgeous!

She was about 25, Canadian, and easily in the top 3 most attractive females I have ever seen in my life. Possibly the single-most attractive 🥵

She looks me dead in the eye with a cheeky grin and says let's get your cock out...

This lass clearly loved her job.

She sits me in this chair - like what I assume chicks do at a gynecologist - foot rests up in the air and spread apart. With the gown pulled up, and me naked from the waist down on full show.

She grabs my cock and ties a bit of string around the shaft under the head, and then clips the other end of the string onto my gown.

So my cock is pulled up and left - not hanging down, to keep it out of the way.

I am in a whirlpool of emotions. I am loving such a beauty handling my dick. But I am also trying not to crack a hard on and embarrass myself.

She then rubs this numbing cream on my balls and the end of my shaft. I don't know how much rubbing was medically necessary, but I feel like she was having a bit more fun than strictly required... 🫠

Then she says we need to wait 20mins for the numbing effect.

She proceeds to just sit there and yarn away. While I am naked from the waist down, and my cock is tied to my gown, and my balls are dripping numbing cream.

And she is sitting at my feet with full view.

She didn't try to cover me up, or sit up by my head. Nope - she was quite content down south.

She was super casual and relaxed during the 20min conversation. But I was awkward as fuck.

I keep thinking 'I wonder how many cocks this girl has handled in her life...'

And 'how does mine measure up...'

I assume that she did the role as she enjoyed being paid to play with dicks, but SW wasn't her bag.

Eventually, the doc came back. Did the deed, and off home I went to a bag of frozen peas.

But I will never forget the awkward 20mins of chatting the insanely hot Canadian nurse as she sat looking at my fella as he was lassoed like a rodeo bull....
 
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Ok, so here's something a little different - but not exactly a sex story.

A while back I decided that kids were out of the equation, so I went off to get myself fixed.

So I get into the clinic and put on one of those snazzy hospital gowns.

The doc comes in and explains that they need to put numbing cream on my nether regions. Makes sense - I don't want him cutting my balls without anesthetic!

He says the nurse will sort it out, and he'll be back when it's time to do the snipping.

Now - the point of this story:

This nurse comes in and she is absolutely drop-dead gorgeous!

She was about 25, Canadian, and easily in the top 3 most attractive females I have ever seen in my life. Possibly the single-most attractive 🥵

She looks me dead in the eye with a cheeky grin and says let's get your cock out...

She sits me in this chair - like what I assume chicks do at a gynecologist - foot rests up in the air and spread apart. With the gown pulled up, and me naked from the waist down on full show.

She grabs my cock and ties a bit of string around the shaft under the head, and then clips the other end of the string onto my gown.

So my cock is pulled up and left - not hanging down, to keep it out of the way.

I am in a whirlpool of emotions. I am loving such a beauty handling my dick. But I am also trying not to crack a hard on and embarrassing myself.

She then rubs this numbing cream on my balls. I don't know how much rubbing was medically necessary, but I feel like she was having a bit more fun than strictly required... 🫠

Then she says we need to wait 20mins for the numbing effect.

She proceeds to just sit there and yarn away. While I am naked from the waist down, and my cock is tied to my gown, and my balls are dripping numbing cream.

And she is sitting at my feet with full view.

She didn't try to cover me up, or sit up by my head. Nope - she was quite content down south.

She was super casual and relaxed during the 20min conversation. But I was awkward as fuck.

I keep thinking 'I wonder how many cocks this girl has handled in her life...'

And 'how does mine measure up...'

I assume that she did the role as she enjoyed being paid to play with dicks, but SW wasn't her bag.

Eventually, the doc came back. Did the deed, and off home I went to a bag of frozen peas.

But I will never forget the awkward 20mins of chatting the insanely hot Canadian nurse as she sat looking at my fella as he was lassoed like a rodeo bull....
Hahahaha that is awesome!!! People often say nurses are one of the best professions to date for kinky girls. If she massaged your balls and talked to you like that, just imagine what she would be like in her private life.

Reminds me of the time an attractive 40 something woman medical professional had to finger my anus as part of a medical check.

Your story is even better though because mine said nothing vaguely sexual and was very apologetic she had to finger me - she just had great prostate massage technique.
 
Ok, so here's something a little different - but not exactly a sex story.

A while back I decided that kids were out of the equation, so I went off to get myself fixed.

So I get into the clinic and put on one of those snazzy hospital gowns.

The doc comes in and explains that they need to put numbing cream on my nether regions. Makes sense - I don't want him cutting my balls without anesthetic!

He says the nurse will sort it out, and he'll be back when it's time to do the snipping.

Now - the point of this story:

This nurse comes in and she is absolutely drop-dead gorgeous!

She was about 25, Canadian, and easily in the top 3 most attractive females I have ever seen in my life. Possibly the single-most attractive 🥵

She looks me dead in the eye with a cheeky grin and says let's get your cock out...

She sits me in this chair - like what I assume chicks do at a gynecologist - foot rests up in the air and spread apart. With the gown pulled up, and me naked from the waist down on full show.

She grabs my cock and ties a bit of string around the shaft under the head, and then clips the other end of the string onto my gown.

So my cock is pulled up and left - not hanging down, to keep it out of the way.

I am in a whirlpool of emotions. I am loving such a beauty handling my dick. But I am also trying not to crack a hard on and embarrassing myself.

She then rubs this numbing cream on my balls. I don't know how much rubbing was medically necessary, but I feel like she was having a bit more fun than strictly required... 🫠

Then she says we need to wait 20mins for the numbing effect.

She proceeds to just sit there and yarn away. While I am naked from the waist down, and my cock is tied to my gown, and my balls are dripping numbing cream.

And she is sitting at my feet with full view.

She didn't try to cover me up, or sit up by my head. Nope - she was quite content down south.

She was super casual and relaxed during the 20min conversation. But I was awkward as fuck.

I keep thinking 'I wonder how many cocks this girl has handled in her life...'

And 'how does mine measure up...'

I assume that she did the role as she enjoyed being paid to play with dicks, but SW wasn't her bag.

Eventually, the doc came back. Did the deed, and off home I went to a bag of frozen peas.

But I will never forget the awkward 20mins of chatting the insanely hot Canadian nurse as she sat looking at my fella as he was lassoed like a rodeo bull....
Did she put gloves on or did she massage your balls with the numbing cream raw?
 
Fantasy cum true, how mush does it cost to have your balls numbed but a Hot Nurse
I don't recall the price now, but the best money I ever spent!

She'd have made a killing in SW.

She wouldn’t have needed to do FS. Even just offering 15min sessions of ball rubbing in her nurse outfit.

None of us degenerates would've lasted any longer than that.
 
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does it affect your sex life at all or still operating like normal? and do you do this to avoid accidents?
I never noticed any change at all.

I still cum the same quantity. Especially important for those COF moments.

It didn't seem to affect how hard I got or cause any discomfort while in pound town.

Yeah, I did it to avoid an accident. I know a guy who had an accident when he was 52 - over 20 years after his last kid.

He inspired me, as I was terrified of raising a kid into my 70's like him.
 
It was actually glove-less.

She needed the dexterity to tie a knot in the thread around my cock, so it's just easier without gloves.

Once she's held the cock raw, then I guess it's pointless to put on gloves to fondle my plums....
Damn! She’s probably rubbed even more balls than Kimmy or the other Debs alumni.
 
wait
so she actually
"She looks me dead in the eye with a cheeky grin and says let's get your cock out...""
she used the word cock in a medical setting!!??
Truthfully, I don't recall exactly. Maybe she said penis.

But the cheeky grin was definitely there.

She clearly knew it threw guys into a spin, which she took obvioys enjoyment from.
 
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