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Serena@Albany Angels - An Average Angel Trusted Review

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Afternoon gents,

I believe punters mainly write reviews for two reasons -

1. The punt is so amazing you can't wait to share and brag! 🥳

2. The punt is so shit you can't wait to vent and get your frustration out! 🤬

But what about the okayish, middle of the road, "hm... I guess she's alright🙄" ones??

This is Serena. 60mins GFE.

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Albany Angels

Top Class Sensual massage & Full service
www.albanyangels.co.nz www.albanyangels.co.nz

The girl of my dream ghosted me and just so happened I was in Albany for work so decided to just rock up to Albany Angels and do some self harm to my sorry self...

Noticed Serena was on the roster on the day, liked her photos so selected her without much thoughts.

She came out from behind the curtain. Short petite blue eyed caucasian brunette lady with an average face and an average body. She seems friendly though, but definitely not 19 as advertised may be mid 20s. Photos accurate I guess just without the nicely done hairs. There were a few small tattoos but hardly noticable. She also has a bush down there which you could sort of see from her photo, not a jungle though.

Go through the usual routines and from the way she explains things, getting the bed set up and casually undress I could sense she has probably been doing this for a while.

Foreplay - Average, no starfish but think she put on an act a bit during DATY. Stock standard BJ. Kissing sort of in between lips and open mouth with a little bit of tongue. The anus looked nice though.

Sex - Average, she's okay with all the vanilla positions. Happy to be put in front of the mirrors and will try to please. One thing is she sweats easily if that is/not your thing.

Pre/Post sex cuddle - Average, she's not super chatty nor quiet, lied down closely next to me. Some interesting insights about the industry.

Hm... I guess she's alright 🙄

Face and Body - 5/10
At least she tried - 7/10
Extra fuel cost going over the bridge... 3.39/10
Should just have a wank - Yes.

The biggest take away from this however is do pay attention to the whiteboard behind the reception counter next time if you are there, that will give you a good gauge of which girls are actually popular... 😏
 
Most of the girls there are pretty average looking..always ask to view the girls and then decide…
 
True. Albany Angels is a B grade agency, there isn't many pretty girls there. The pretty ones usually move to other agencies where they can make more money.
 
Sta40 said:
Most of the girls there are pretty average looking..always ask to view the girls and then decide…
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Yea... sort of my own fault really. I was deflated after best girl ignored me, so went there out of spite looking for some self inflicted damage.

Should have gone for a size 12 girl instead to get the full punishment lol
 
I agree with you and appreciate your honesty and sincerity.
I haven’t been to AA for a long time and will not return, unless things change radically.
It’s a shame because the premises are not too bad.
The location, for me at least, is very convenient but the quality of the escorts there is low….below average. Girls with bad attitude, heavily edited photos, misleading information about the services provided and costs, etc…
Dealing with that British receptionist is another nightmare. Not because she is British, of course, I am just identifying her by her accent. She always makes mistakes, is rude, etc …if you are a masochist, then dealing with her is a good idea.

I have fond memories of Club3 that was the place to go on the North Shore until 3 yrs ago more or less.
AA needs some competition.
 
MysticStar said:
I agree with you and appreciate your honesty and sincerity.
I haven’t been to AA for a long time and will not return, unless things change radically.
It’s a shame because the premises are not too bad.
The location, for me at least, is very convenient but the quality of the escorts there is low….below average. Girls with bad attitude, heavily edited photos, misleading information about the services provided and costs, etc…
Dealing with that British receptionist is another nightmare. Not because she is British, of course, I am just identifying her by her accent. She always makes mistakes, is rude, etc …if you are a masochist, then dealing with her is a good idea.

I have fond memories of Club3 that was the place to go on the North Shore until 3 yrs ago more or less.
AA needs some competition.
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Yes agree and thanks!

In saying that AA "catchment" area is most likely North Shore and further up north which will limit the quality of girls they may get, says when compare to DH, LF, SL, SC etc. where they can attract new uni girls or young working professionals in the CBD.

AA is probably quite comfortable though like you've said there is no competiton and all the blue collar workers in the area probably frequent there often.
 
They should change the name to "Average Angels".

Yeah steady business from all the tradies and blue collar workers in the area. Also locals that can't be fucked traveling into the city. To be honest that's why you have so many average girls working there, they know they can occasionally get a walkin booking from some Tradie on his lunch break. And when all the hot girls are all busy up in the rooms sucking cock, there's a 50/50 chance they will take an average looking bird.
 
GripMaster said:
3.39/10 made this old man laugh a bit. This is one area where the lower the score out of ten the better?
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Haha, am glad someone caught on the joke lol Mate even if it is a 6/10 we will all be fucked, forget about punting 🤣
 
JohnnyPunter said:
They should change the name to "Average Angels".

Yeah steady business from all the tradies and blue collar workers in the area. Also locals that can't be fucked traveling into the city. To be honest that's why you have so many average girls working there, they know they can occasionally get a walkin booking from some Tradie on his lunch break. And when all the hot girls are all busy up in the rooms sucking cock, there's a 50/50 chance they will take an average looking bird.
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Yes, like me haha!
 
Thank you for reviewing haha, I completely understand the pain of being ghosted by the girl of my dream..

Yes not many good options in the North Shore and that's why i prefer driving to cbd, lol and get an EV, problem solved.

Do tell us more about the "score board", who was popular that day? ;)
 
darkne33 said:
Thank you for reviewing haha, I completely understand the pain of being ghosted by the girl of my dream..

Yes not many good options in the North Shore and that's why i prefer driving to cbd, lol and get an EV, problem solved.

Do tell us more about the "score board", who was popular that day? ;)
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Since it involves some trade secrets will dm you instead lol
 
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