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https://punterhub.co.nz/threads/mia-lulumi-birkenhead.1841/#post-25516
a couple of days ago and for this a newly opened Chinese R&T parlor in Birkenhead, seems like a hidden gem and decided to give it a go.
It’s right next to TAB and plenty of 60mins parking outside.
Haven't seen any reviews on other forums yet and not much posts, so I booked a slot right after work to check it out. Reception recommended Orla. All the other girls all look young and in their 30s.
She’s a Northern Chinese girl, looks to be in her early 30s. Very smooth skin, around a soft C-cup, and has a pretty cool tattoo on her leg. The place uses disposable bedsheets, which is a plus and feels good hygiene. The structure is 40 minutes of relaxation massage followed by 20 minutes of service.
She pays high attention to hygiene—sprayed plenty of sanitizer on me before starting, and used mouthwash before any oral service.
First 40 Mins (Massage):
Standard quality for a parlor. When working on my glutes, she sat on my legs for some nice skin-to-skin contact, chatting casually the whole time. Super easygoing and friendly personality.
Midway through, she even complimented me on having a firm, attractive butt and good skin touch. Total emotional value boost—almost made me feel like she was getting the free pass here!
She mentioned that some previous clients were way too rough, which left a bit of a bad memory for her. Honestly, MTs are human too. Show them some respect and tenderness, treat them nicely, and their enthusiasm and feedback will easily double.
Overall massage quality is pretty average for Chinese R&T but not bad.
Last 20 Mins (Service):
Then we got down to business. Started with a body slide and kissing her chest, then turned things around so I could service her. Straight up went down on her until she was moaning loudly to an intense climax—top-tier experience. On my way out, I even overheard her coworker asking why she was screaming so loud
Pro Tip: Book an early shift if you want to do this. She mentioned that if too many clients go down on her earlier in the day, she gets desensitized later on. She was super complimentary about my oral skills.
After she was satisfied, it was my turn. Laid back, put on a condom—her BJ technique was solid, and her hands made sure to take care of my balls. Unfortunately, the house condom was pretty thick; definitely bringing my own 0.01 next time. After working at it for a while with little sensitivity, she suggested a handjob instead, which I happily accepted. She mounted right on my thighs and started grinding, and feeling her natural wetness was a huge bonus. Ended up with a very satisfying finish.
Gosh young Chinese girl in 30s are so much better than Thai aunties in their 50s.
Entered full Post-Nut Clarity mode, and she pulled me up to take a shower—gotta keep up that personal hygiene.
Overall:
A great experience overall. $120 for an hour with nude & HE, plus $60 tip for body slide, touching, oral and CBJ.
Apparently they also do $100 for half an hour too. If you’d prefer skip the massage part and jump to the fun business straight away
Bumped into Esme on the way out, who was advised to have good massage skill
Will give her a go next time.
https://punterhub.co.nz/threads/mia-lulumi-birkenhead.1841/#post-25516
a couple of days ago and for this a newly opened Chinese R&T parlor in Birkenhead, seems like a hidden gem and decided to give it a go.
It’s right next to TAB and plenty of 60mins parking outside.
Haven't seen any reviews on other forums yet and not much posts, so I booked a slot right after work to check it out. Reception recommended Orla. All the other girls all look young and in their 30s.
She’s a Northern Chinese girl, looks to be in her early 30s. Very smooth skin, around a soft C-cup, and has a pretty cool tattoo on her leg. The place uses disposable bedsheets, which is a plus and feels good hygiene. The structure is 40 minutes of relaxation massage followed by 20 minutes of service.
She pays high attention to hygiene—sprayed plenty of sanitizer on me before starting, and used mouthwash before any oral service.
First 40 Mins (Massage):
Standard quality for a parlor. When working on my glutes, she sat on my legs for some nice skin-to-skin contact, chatting casually the whole time. Super easygoing and friendly personality.
Midway through, she even complimented me on having a firm, attractive butt and good skin touch. Total emotional value boost—almost made me feel like she was getting the free pass here!
She mentioned that some previous clients were way too rough, which left a bit of a bad memory for her. Honestly, MTs are human too. Show them some respect and tenderness, treat them nicely, and their enthusiasm and feedback will easily double.
Overall massage quality is pretty average for Chinese R&T but not bad.
Last 20 Mins (Service):
Then we got down to business. Started with a body slide and kissing her chest, then turned things around so I could service her. Straight up went down on her until she was moaning loudly to an intense climax—top-tier experience. On my way out, I even overheard her coworker asking why she was screaming so loud
Pro Tip: Book an early shift if you want to do this. She mentioned that if too many clients go down on her earlier in the day, she gets desensitized later on. She was super complimentary about my oral skills.
After she was satisfied, it was my turn. Laid back, put on a condom—her BJ technique was solid, and her hands made sure to take care of my balls. Unfortunately, the house condom was pretty thick; definitely bringing my own 0.01 next time. After working at it for a while with little sensitivity, she suggested a handjob instead, which I happily accepted. She mounted right on my thighs and started grinding, and feeling her natural wetness was a huge bonus. Ended up with a very satisfying finish.
Gosh young Chinese girl in 30s are so much better than Thai aunties in their 50s.
Entered full Post-Nut Clarity mode, and she pulled me up to take a shower—gotta keep up that personal hygiene
.Overall:
A great experience overall. $120 for an hour with nude & HE, plus $60 tip for body slide, touching, oral and CBJ.
Apparently they also do $100 for half an hour too. If you’d prefer skip the massage part and jump to the fun business straight away
Bumped into Esme on the way out, who was advised to have good massage skill
Will give her a go next time.Attachments
★★★★★★★★☆☆
8/10