PunterHub

Welcome to Punter Hub! The future home of the best punter community in New Zealand.

Pre & Post Punting Rituals?

FostexTurtle

Regular
Messages
22
Reactions
35
The other day I had a thought after reading a few threads that there appears to be some noticeable patterns connected with the before and after of punting. Almost like rituals for quite a few of us as they seem to be a regular occurrence.

Examples might include using substances before (or after) a punt such as viagara, alcohol, or cannabis. Some punters here have shared they change their diet prior to punting by eating lightly, but then in some cases have a celebratory meal afterwards... feast after the hunt perhaps? Some punters masterbate the day before or the day of the punt to improve performance, whilst others avoid that to build up some energy. Some also try to sneak another bout of self love after the punt on the same day. I hope you guys get the idea.

It got me thinking it might be an interesting discussion along those lines. So...

Are there changes, practices, or rituals you engage in either before or after a punt?

I shared this before on another thread, but I've noticed lately that I'm very much enjoying having a cannabis edible for a body buzz prior to a massage booking. And I also tend to predictably find my way to having a beer after the session as well! I find this works really well for me because my aim from that type of punt is a combination of relaxation and self care. And I find that the combination of all three achieves that for me in particular.

So lets hear it lads. What are your rituals?
 
Usually I have a shower before the session, even thought they make me do it again at the agency. I often drop a blue pill for full service bookings as it makes it better.

Afterwards? Depends on the booking. If its one of those regrettable bookings which I seem to be having a lot of lately, when it involves sitting in the shower crying for 40 minutes and burning my clothes 🤣🤣🤣
 
I’m still new to punting and a little conscious about my body so before the session, I spend a long time in the shower, shave my balls & butthole, do my hair, brush my teeth, put on cologne, avoid food so I don’t fart while fucking. Basically similar to how I prep for a date. Maybe as I get used to it, I won’t try as hard. 🤔
 
These days I've found working out a few hours before the punt then have a nice long shower really helps. Increase your blood flow and build up testosterone, two important things to improve the quality of sex.

Post punt definitely a nice bowl of ramen and a beer for me, a habit I picked up whilst working in Japan.

Also don't forget to drink your Up & Go in the morning! 🤣
 
I also shower, trim pubes/ass hair, and do workout before the shower to get some blood pumping like Banana.

Post punt, I eat and nap because I'm old. Yesterday's punt with Hikari knocked me out for a few hours :LOL:!
 
Do you guys ever ask to go pee or poop at the shop? I know there's a shower but I don't recall seeing a toilet.
 
Back
Top