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Cleaning out the house over the weekend, i stumbled into a stash of Silly Simons i had on hand, left over from last seasons foraging.
I downed the lot, the ceiling started melting, but i didn't want to spend the whole day collapsed in a heap and lost in my own head.
So i booked in to a session with a lass i have always had my eye on:
Alice
escortify.co.nz
I've tried to book her a number of times, and she has always been fairly unavailable whenever i tried booking previously, which made me suspect she must be quite good and thus her schedule fills up. But i managed to secure a booking, showered up,
hopped on the old iron horse (that was a bit of an effort!) and off i went.
As i was tripping out to a reasonable extent, i made sure to leave early and took it a little bit easier on the lane splitting (but still gave the old pony some solid pulls, had a bit of a race with a mercedes on the motorway on ramp!!)
pulled into Alices spot and wow
it was like entering a wonderland
Alices house is a reasonably old shared bungalow in Epsom. other WGs in there but Alice has her own big room with separate entrance.
She has the room decorated very nicely, i immediately admired the effort Alice put into setting up her very cozy and professional rub'n'tug environment.
Alice herself, as you can imagine, didn't exactly represent the photos on her ad.
That said, the real Alice didnt frighten the horses, (nor did she frighten the spooked out day-trippers)
Her face resemblance to the girl in the ad was pretty similar, the pics in the ad might be of her niece i reckon.
Follow the old rule for Asian WGs, take the advertised age, double it, then subtract 10, and that will get you to her true age or thereabouts.
Alice was actually quite a tidy and cute little Asian aunty. very short and petite and well put together, she keeps herself quite presentable.
all in all, i felt like she put a lot of effort into her whole appearance and enterprise, which impressed me.
If say, we had met at a chinese wedding, and she was my chinese mates aunty, we hit if off and she was giving me the right signals, i probably would try to bang her!
Down on the table i went. (and i was glad to, as i felt quite awkward standing there all weird and tripping out like a retard)
Alice delivered what i would call, quite a professional massage. she must have had formal training. it wasn't mind blowing (I've sampled a lot of massages), but i solidly respect her skills.
Come teasing time, Alice really delivered.
After 30-45min, or however long had passed, of relaxing face down with my eyes shut, getting a nice Asian massage, my zonked mind had completely wandered way the fuck elsewhere.
Usually when i get a massage with a happy ending, i am sporting a semi hard-on the entire time. but my cock was soft as a sea cucumber.
She started slowly and softly teasing me in the most delicate manner, it was probably one of the best teasing wakeups i had ever had. I slowly lifted my hips and got into the prone position, and Alice teased me like crazy face down for a long while. She had succeeded in bringing me back from outer space and into reality, to the present moment, and she had my little soldier standing straight up and to attention.
Alice then delivered a great HJ. The only problem, when i was almost about to cum, she started stroking it too fast like she was trying to start a fire, and that actually made me go soft.
i asked her a couple times to slow down, but she didn't oblige. my cock got quite soft. I told her, i really don't like fast, i need nice and slow to release a nut. and Alice actually apologized. I thought i might have to wrap this up without unleashing my juices. I've never had this issue before, i reckon it must be the silly simons fucking with both of my heads.
But good old Alice, not one to be discouraged, kept at the task at hand, got the old boy up again, and i unleashed a big fat load all over her cute little asian aunty hands.
Alice offered me a shower, which i gladly accepted. i needed to straighten out a bit. shower facilities were quite decent 7.5/10.
my trip was softening a bit thankfully.
back to her room, she offered me water, i got dressed, left her with 3 purple notes and off i went.
it was quite an experience...
but to be honest, I'm not convinced psychedelics and whores are a great mix.
Alice summary:
Looks: 7/10 (for a 40s asian aunty)
massage skills (8/10)
establishment (9/10)
teasing (8/10)
HJ (?/10)
diligence and dedication to the craft (10/10)
I downed the lot, the ceiling started melting, but i didn't want to spend the whole day collapsed in a heap and lost in my own head.
So i booked in to a session with a lass i have always had my eye on:
Alice
Alice | Auckland escort | Tel: 0226027789
I'm a girl from Singapore. My major is ear cleaning, massage and hand sex. Professional Chinese massage, full-body relaxation essential oil massage, working...
escortify.co.nz
I've tried to book her a number of times, and she has always been fairly unavailable whenever i tried booking previously, which made me suspect she must be quite good and thus her schedule fills up. But i managed to secure a booking, showered up,
hopped on the old iron horse (that was a bit of an effort!) and off i went.
As i was tripping out to a reasonable extent, i made sure to leave early and took it a little bit easier on the lane splitting (but still gave the old pony some solid pulls, had a bit of a race with a mercedes on the motorway on ramp!!)
pulled into Alices spot and wow
it was like entering a wonderland
Alices house is a reasonably old shared bungalow in Epsom. other WGs in there but Alice has her own big room with separate entrance.
She has the room decorated very nicely, i immediately admired the effort Alice put into setting up her very cozy and professional rub'n'tug environment.
Alice herself, as you can imagine, didn't exactly represent the photos on her ad.
That said, the real Alice didnt frighten the horses, (nor did she frighten the spooked out day-trippers)
Her face resemblance to the girl in the ad was pretty similar, the pics in the ad might be of her niece i reckon.
Follow the old rule for Asian WGs, take the advertised age, double it, then subtract 10, and that will get you to her true age or thereabouts.
Alice was actually quite a tidy and cute little Asian aunty. very short and petite and well put together, she keeps herself quite presentable.
all in all, i felt like she put a lot of effort into her whole appearance and enterprise, which impressed me.
If say, we had met at a chinese wedding, and she was my chinese mates aunty, we hit if off and she was giving me the right signals, i probably would try to bang her!
Down on the table i went. (and i was glad to, as i felt quite awkward standing there all weird and tripping out like a retard)
Alice delivered what i would call, quite a professional massage. she must have had formal training. it wasn't mind blowing (I've sampled a lot of massages), but i solidly respect her skills.
Come teasing time, Alice really delivered.
After 30-45min, or however long had passed, of relaxing face down with my eyes shut, getting a nice Asian massage, my zonked mind had completely wandered way the fuck elsewhere.
Usually when i get a massage with a happy ending, i am sporting a semi hard-on the entire time. but my cock was soft as a sea cucumber.
She started slowly and softly teasing me in the most delicate manner, it was probably one of the best teasing wakeups i had ever had. I slowly lifted my hips and got into the prone position, and Alice teased me like crazy face down for a long while. She had succeeded in bringing me back from outer space and into reality, to the present moment, and she had my little soldier standing straight up and to attention.
Alice then delivered a great HJ. The only problem, when i was almost about to cum, she started stroking it too fast like she was trying to start a fire, and that actually made me go soft.
i asked her a couple times to slow down, but she didn't oblige. my cock got quite soft. I told her, i really don't like fast, i need nice and slow to release a nut. and Alice actually apologized. I thought i might have to wrap this up without unleashing my juices. I've never had this issue before, i reckon it must be the silly simons fucking with both of my heads.
But good old Alice, not one to be discouraged, kept at the task at hand, got the old boy up again, and i unleashed a big fat load all over her cute little asian aunty hands.
Alice offered me a shower, which i gladly accepted. i needed to straighten out a bit. shower facilities were quite decent 7.5/10.
my trip was softening a bit thankfully.
back to her room, she offered me water, i got dressed, left her with 3 purple notes and off i went.
it was quite an experience...
but to be honest, I'm not convinced psychedelics and whores are a great mix.
Alice summary:
Looks: 7/10 (for a 40s asian aunty)
massage skills (8/10)
establishment (9/10)
teasing (8/10)
HJ (?/10)
diligence and dedication to the craft (10/10)
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i wonder if it was her daughter's pictures or something.
