New Toy

[dodo69]

After my last trip, I realized my missionary game is pretty weak. I can only pound hard for 3-5 minutes before running out of breath and being soaked in sweat. Decided to get myself this bad boy to practice humping for longer. Might not need to train glute that hard at the gym from now on. I'll come back and review in a few weeks.

 

[Notanother]

Wtf ? Is it a pseudo pussy ?
I suppose it’s cheaper than paying for the real thing ?

 

[dodo69]

Wtf ? Is it a pseudo pussy ?
I suppose it’s cheaper than paying for the real thing ?

It’s a fleshlight mount so I don’t have to use my hand. Much cheaper and easy to clean. Probably like $300 in NZD?

 

[rastag33k]

After my last trip, I realized my missionary game is pretty weak. I can only pound hard for 3-5 minutes before running out of breath and being soaked in sweat. Decided to get myself this bad boy to practice humping for longer. Might not need to train glute that hard at the gym from now on. I'll come back and review in a few weeks.

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Please create a tutorial video

 

[GonaRear]

Pretty small hole

 

[jp2001]

Just get the shower mount for the fleshlight. Much easier cleanup. That mount will get lube and cum all over it on no time.

 

[dodo69]

Pretty small hole

that’s an anal hole i think. mine is a standard fleshlight.

 

[dodo69]

Just get the shower mount for the fleshlight. Much easier cleanup. That mount will get lube and cum all over it on no time.

i’ll probably grab one of those as well. my doggy performance is even worse than missionary

 

[JohnnyPunter]

You could have saved yourself some money and just started doing Shandy's exercise routine. @Shandy

 

[dodo69]

You could have saved yourself some money and just started doing Shandy's exercise routine. @Shandy

replacing my cardio with this.

 

[Notanother]

Don’t forget the resistance training.

https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/169wra9/name_this_workout

 

[ElChico]

did you find it in temu? i need

 

[dodo69]

did you find it in temu? i need

surprisingly this simple device was quite hard to find. maybe I should have looked up Temu first huh

 

[GonaRear]

surprisingly this simple device was quite hard to find.

Everyone loves a pun

 

[dodo69]

Everyone loves a pun

lmao wasn’t intentional but I see it now

 

[massagefan]

I used a tenga recently. Funny single use flesh light. It made me cum quickly I think because it was a funny sensation.

 

[dodo69]

I used a tenga recently. Funny single use flesh light. It made me cum quickly I think because it was a funny sensation.

I see they sell these 1 time use egg-shaped toys. Haven't had a chance to try them out yet but I'm interested.

 

[ElChico]

I go for the natural/organic cheaper option, Banana peel, AKA Banana Spurt

 

[dodo69]

arrived

 

[Notanother]

arrived

Gonna post the unboxing.
Don’t need a demo video though

 

[JohnnyPunter]

arrived

Don't you have a wife. What will she say when she walks into the bedroom (or kitchen) and see fornicating with that thing?

 

[Notanother]

Don't you have a wife. What will she say when she walks into the bedroom (or kitchen) and see fornicating with that thing?

No machine is going help

 

[dodo69]

Don't you have a wife. What will she say when she walks into the bedroom (or kitchen) and see fornicating with that thing?

I didn't even try to hide it I told her it's not for pleasure, it's for training so next time I go to NZ to fuck whores, I can perform better missionary style.

 

[Notanother]

I didn't even try to hide it I told her it's not for pleasure, it's for training so next time I go to NZ to fuck whores, I can perform better missionary style.

Does your wife need another husband ?

 

[dodo69]

It’s been a minute… Guess I’ll give an update on this. Not too bad if you only want to practice missionary. But obviously if you want to switch positions during the session, you can’t. It also makes fart noises while you are humping. Cleaning is very easy though, faux leather so you can wet wipe everything in a few seconds. Would give it a 7/10 for toys, 3/10 if you compare it with a real WG. Personally would pair it with some porn on the phone unless you have great imagination and can play sex scenes vividly in your head.

 

[Notanother]

It’s been a minute… Guess I’ll give an update on this. Not too bad if you only want to practice missionary. But obviously if you want to switch positions during the session, you can’t. It also makes fart noises while you are humping. Cleaning is very easy though, faux leather so you can wet wipe everything in a few seconds. Would give it a 7/10 for toys, 3/10 if you compare it with a real WG. Personally would pair it with some porn on the phone unless you have great imagination and can play sex scenes vividly in your head.

Nothing beats practicing on the real tunnel.

 

[gingerbread]

Nothing beats practicing on the real tunnel.

Except if it's a 'real tunnel' then you're not practicing, you're really doing it

 

[dodo69]

location restriction otherwise I would practice on real tunnels everyday

 

[Notanother]

Except if it's a 'real tunnel' then you're not practicing, you're really doing it

Ah but what happens if it’s Paris from OG. ? Might as well be practice

 

[Belle Bordeaux]

After my last trip, I realized my missionary game is pretty weak. I can only pound hard for 3-5 minutes before running out of breath and being soaked in sweat. Decided to get myself this bad boy to practice humping for longer. Might not need to train glute that hard at the gym from now on. I'll come back and review in a few weeks.

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After my last trip, I realized my missionary game is pretty weak. I can only pound hard for 3-5 minutes before running out of breath and being soaked in sweat. Decided to get myself this bad boy to practice humping for longer. Might not need to train glute that hard at the gym from now on. I'll come back and review in a few weeks.

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My strap on game is weak I need this!

 

[OldMacdonald]

location restriction otherwise I would practice on real tunnels everyday

@dodo69

Your country doesn’t have whores available? Where do you live, Mars?

 

[dodo69]

@dodo69

Your country doesn’t have whores available? Where do you live, Mars?

my country probably has the most whores in the world, but mostly “land whales” as you guys call them

 

[Banana]

my country probably has the most whores in the world, but mostly “land whales” as you guys call them

So you are either Chinese, Indian or Russian lol

 

[GonaRear]

my country probably has the most whores in the world, but mostly “land whales” as you guys call them

Bangladesh then also the cheapest @ 1 usd per booking for locals including light refreshments.
But there not Whales.

 

[OldMacdonald]

So you are either Chinese, Indian or Russian lol

China and Russia have highly advanced and developed fat shaming cultures, far fewer land whales in those countries