OldMacdonald
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Oldmac will never learn
saw these new ads up, and thought, hey, this might be a new sweet young entrant to the industry,
often times these gems come and go real quick, so you need to pounce.
escortify.co.nz
texted to confirm services
"nude and touching and sexy play and blowjob"?
confirmed
raced down to her place
a place where i have found disappointment before, on ELLICE RD, north shore.
a young fat chinese bird answered the door. good english.
let me into the room and released her corset to let out her huge gut, and it was immediately apparent she was not the girl in the photos. but ok, she was passable and young-ish.
started with the worst massage i have ever had, just poking my back, and within 30 seconds she was grabbing my cock and had me flipped over to stroke me off
she started pumping vigorously, and makeing fake moaning noises, it was awful. i squeezed out a nut and got the fuck out of there.
total time spent, 15 minutes for an hour booking, including the shower afterward. i didnt even care i just wanted to escape the awful experience.
i made sure to point it out after. i pulled up the ad, said "thats not you"
she said "yes, its me, maybe from before, more skinny..."
OLDmac gets duped again.
avoid.
saw these new ads up, and thought, hey, this might be a new sweet young entrant to the industry,
often times these gems come and go real quick, so you need to pounce.
Natalie | Auckland escort | Tel: 0220556486
Hello gentleman!!! My name is Natalie I am down to earth, friendly, sweet & very passionate about what I do. so I sure you my service is full of pleas...
texted to confirm services
"nude and touching and sexy play and blowjob"?
confirmed
raced down to her place
a place where i have found disappointment before, on ELLICE RD, north shore.
a young fat chinese bird answered the door. good english.
let me into the room and released her corset to let out her huge gut, and it was immediately apparent she was not the girl in the photos. but ok, she was passable and young-ish.
started with the worst massage i have ever had, just poking my back, and within 30 seconds she was grabbing my cock and had me flipped over to stroke me off
she started pumping vigorously, and makeing fake moaning noises, it was awful. i squeezed out a nut and got the fuck out of there.
total time spent, 15 minutes for an hour booking, including the shower afterward. i didnt even care i just wanted to escape the awful experience.
i made sure to point it out after. i pulled up the ad, said "thats not you"
she said "yes, its me, maybe from before, more skinny..."
OLDmac gets duped again.
avoid.