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Minnie - The elusive outcall girl

Jimbo

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Rewrite and repost of my original review on SF.

So a while back on SF I put in a request about a girl that led me down a mysterious rabbit hole. With unresolved reports from punters of unanswered txts, ghosting and meth head rumours, I needed to satisfy my curiosity over the elusive outcall agent of the night, infamously known as Minnie.

Well late one night at the end of the week, I found myself tired and horny AF, but not in the mood to venture out for a punt. So on a whim I txted Minnie without any expectation of a reply. I was barely able to keep my eyes open, when I was suddenly startled, as my phone buzzed with a reply from - Minnie.

Well I woke the fuck up and quickly replied, with the hope to finally shed some light on this elusive lady. My phone buzzed again, and I could hardly believe my eyes as “Hey Hun, on my way, be there in an hour!” flashed across my screen.

OK, so now what the fuck do I do?! Having never hosted an outcall before and not knowing how this should go down, I got to being a fastidious dumb fuck and cleaned my shit up, showered, checked my breath, played with the light dimmer switch etc...

Waiting down in the lobby of my building, with much clock watching and doubt on my behalf that she wouldn’t show, she finally arrived (late) and well…

She was not quite the hottie I was expecting, although she is definitely the girl in the photos, but padded with a few extra winter pounds. We took the elevator up and she strolled into my place looking around, casually dumping her mess all over my couch.

We chatted for a bit which chillaxed the mood, she seems more of a low key quiet introverted type, but regardless the conversation flowed quite easy. She felt very much like the drunk girl from the Hutt Valley, during my 2nd year at Vic Uni of Welli days, that I always wanted to bang after $2 pint Tuesdays…

After a chat about what kind of service I wanted we sat on my bed and kissed, the sharp taste of ciggies from the back of her throat was quite off putting, but it didn’t stop the sloppy deep tonguing sesh that followed.

We clumsily stripped off each other’s clothes that ended up being thrown all over the floor, and I started by caressing her surprisingly larger than expected succulent breasts with my hands and mouth (she said her cup size had gone up from C to D with the added pounds). She then went down and wrapped a rubber around my cock with her lips, as she carelessly tossed the wrapper away.

Now I, like the next guy, loves a good BJ, and she did pretty well in this department. Particularly loved how she flicked my tip with her tongue, setting my friend downstairs on fire!

As she climbed on top of me, I again took her sweet tender breasts into my mouth. I gently circled her hard nipples with my soft wet tongue, as she eagerly put my throbbing cock inside of her.

She then squatted on top of me with her hands on my thighs, and started riding me slow at first. She eventually built up to pile driving her pussy on my cock, slamming it down with the full force of gravity. Gotta say, it was intensely fucking HOT 🥵!!

I turned her over and laid her down into mish, going to pound town, wham bam style like a desperate student during orientation week. We smashed it so hard, I was starting to worry about the intense panting, moaning and grunting sounds the neighbours might hear, as the headboard banged against the wall 🤣!!

I finally unloaded everything I had inside of her, filling the rubber to the brim. We cuddled for a bit, all sweaty and catching our breath (at least I was 🫣, nah she was too!) having forgetful conversations about music, weed, potatoes and lots of other weird shit.

After a bit of recovery, she chucked another wrapper on the floor, and unraveled another rubber around my cock with her lips.

This time I turned her around and entered her from behind in doggy (awhooo!!). Holding on to her chubby round shaped ass and waist, we started off with slow strokes, then worked up to full throttle moaning, bang slapping against her butt cheeks with the bed squeaking away underneath us, until I again exploded my load collapsing, completely spent and drenched in sweat.

Well, this was a punt that I’m sure a few punters would have left as a mystery at the door on first sight, she’s a bit of a hot chubby mess. But I still enjoyed myself, as it felt very much like a casual FWB hookup with the girl next door than a professional escort. I liked the relaxed feel and privacy of a girl coming to me, and think that was just what I needed that night, so overall a great 1st outcall experience 👍.

She seems to still remain elusive, as her Escortify profile is rarely advertised and only pops up every now and again late at night, I get the impression she just works enough to supplement her means.

As I walked her out to her car she pulled out a J which we smoked 💨 together while we chatted. Kind of the perfect way to end the evening really, as I was dead tired and ready to fall asleep.

As she drove away into the night, I was glad to have peeled away enough layers of this mystery, to satisfy my curiosity on the elusive outcall girl known as Minnie.
 
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Her ad has caught my eye before but I always avoided booking because she was outcall only. Although she said she does carjobs lol.

How much bigger than her photos do you think she is?
 
Her ad has caught my eye before but I always avoided booking because she was outcall only. Although she said she does carjobs lol.

How much bigger than her photos do you think she is?
The 1st photo is probably the closest to what she looks like now, I’d say slightly bigger than that photo. The photo of her boobies is also very accurate, except they are now larger 🤣.
I didn’t think she was anywhere near as cute as the photos, she turned up with no makeup, thick glasses, messy hair, a big puffy jacket and crocs 🤣 - not the sexiest look! More like I’d just picked up someone standing in line at the Papakura pak’n’save lol.
 
Geez. It's surprising how many escorts put low effort into their looks these days.
Yeah she was a bit of a mess, like she’d just slid off her couch onto mine. Also she couldn’t find her condoms and dumped the contents of her bag on the floor to find them 🤣, and didn’t bring any lube. She also lost her keys on the way out 🤣. Although I found all this quite nostalgic for my Uni days so still enjoyed how casual it all was.
 
Yeah she was a bit of a mess, like she’d just slid off her couch onto mine. Also she couldn’t find her condoms and dumped the contents of her bag on the floor to find them 🤣, and didn’t bring any lube. She also lost her keys on the way out 🤣. Although I found all this quite nostalgic for my Uni days so still enjoyed how casual it all was.
You brave soul, i’d never let anyone near my place where i rest 😂 if i do an outcall its hotels for them where i can fuck them against the window on the highest floor available at the time of booking
 
You brave soul, i’d never let anyone near my place where i rest 😂 if i do an outcall its hotels for them where i can fuck them against the window on the highest floor available at the time of booking
Fuck yeah, window fucking is hot 🥵! Only done it once in Shanghai and had her right up against the window with me going at it from behind. Looked a bit like this 🤣.
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Fuck yeah, window fucking is hot 🥵! Only done it once in Shanghai and had her right up against the window with me going at it from behind. Looked a bit like this 🤣.
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I done it once in Japan with an ex not with an escort. Literally those hotel rooms you often see in AV with a great view of the Tokyo skyline. It was night time and I was so taken back by the beautiful neon night view I actually stopped pumping. My ex turned around and asked why did I stop lol
 
I done it once in Japan with an ex not with an escort. Literally those hotel rooms you often see in AV with a great view of the Tokyo skyline. It was night time and I was so taken back by the beautiful neon night view I actually stopped pumping. My ex turned around and asked why did I stop lol
Ah yeah thats kind of how it was for me too, view of the Shanghai night lights skyline. Think that kind of view just begs for window sex 🤣.
 
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