I think there are plenty of curious minds on here for this one, so here goes:
https://www.dollhouseescorts.co.nz/millie
It’s been a minute since I strolled down the dark corridors of Doll House. I’m still very much against how they’ve deconstructed the shit out of their GFE pricing. SC, SL and lately SB have been my go-to.
Then Millie’s photos piqued my curiosity. Flicked out a few DMs looking for intel. Crickets. A good mate eventually convinced me to take one for the team.
Sent the desk a text the night before and confirmed DFK was on offer, seeing as it wasn’t listed.
“$100 extra.”
My wallet lodged an official complaint. Curiosity overruled the appeal. Locked it in.
It’s been a while since I’d seen someone new, so the familiar mix of excitement and nerves kicked in.
Act normal… just act normal…
Knock on the door… footsteps getting closer…
Door opens.
FUCK, YOU’RE TALL!!
My internal monologue apparently won the race to my mouth.
She just smiled and, in the calmest voice imaginable, replied, “Yes… I am.”
Went in for the hello hug, completely forgot how hugs work and had a full system reboot. Over the shoulders? Under? Sideways? Ended up somewhere in between. I looked like a labrador trying to put on a backpack. Thankfully she burst out laughing, which broke the ice immediately.
Into the room, cash handed over, quick run-through of the house rules (I don’t think she realised I’m approaching frequent-flyer status at DH), then off to the shower. Came back to a glass of water as requested.
Now I finally got a proper look at her. Not meant negatively, but the photos do oversell the figure a wee bit. I’d say she’s a little slimmer in person. The headlights, petite but loves to be turned on. The stats are otherwise spot on (except I’d put her in her mid-20s), and honestly, she’s prettier in real life. Her smile is addictive, and when she gets excited those dimples come alive. If dimples are your kryptonite, consider yourself medically compromised.
Ten minutes in it genuinely felt like we’d known each other for years. It also helps when someone’s hobbies extend beyond shopping, the gym and Netflix. From driving earth movers to deep-sea diving, with a bit of arts and crafts thrown in for good measure, she’s a girl of many talents. I was genuinely interested, and because we’re both chatty, we kept talking over each other. Somehow it just worked.
The chemistry carried through naturally. I rarely pay extra for DFK, but seeing I’d already committed financial self-harm, I figured I may as well see what the fuss was about.
ROI = 200%
Presentation was spot on too. Great lingerie choice and clearly someone who takes pride in how she presents herself.
Without going into a play-by-play, she was enthusiastic, responsive and made the whole experience feel effortless. She loves it when you play with her claptrap, and it was a pleasure watching her reactions. Fellas… no glad wrap made an appearance either, which genuinely surprised me at DH. Having spent most of the booking yapping away, I only squeezed in a couple of positions… although, if we’re being honest, I wasn’t exactly in danger of needing extra time. The hour disappeared faster than free food at the city mission.
We still had a few minutes left, so we carried on chatting and somehow managed to plan an even naughtier session for next time.
Safe to say, she dazzles with her personality every bit as much as her looks, and I’ll definitely be back.
Although after posting this… I may have well and truly shot myself in the foot. Then again, even without this review, I’d say you’ve got a better chance of shitting out a fully grown giraffe than landing a booking with this one.
Verdict: Well worth climbing the tower.
https://www.dollhouseescorts.co.nz/millie
It’s been a minute since I strolled down the dark corridors of Doll House. I’m still very much against how they’ve deconstructed the shit out of their GFE pricing. SC, SL and lately SB have been my go-to.
Then Millie’s photos piqued my curiosity. Flicked out a few DMs looking for intel. Crickets. A good mate eventually convinced me to take one for the team.
Sent the desk a text the night before and confirmed DFK was on offer, seeing as it wasn’t listed.
“$100 extra.”
My wallet lodged an official complaint. Curiosity overruled the appeal. Locked it in.
It’s been a while since I’d seen someone new, so the familiar mix of excitement and nerves kicked in.
Act normal… just act normal…
Knock on the door… footsteps getting closer…
Door opens.
FUCK, YOU’RE TALL!!
My internal monologue apparently won the race to my mouth.
She just smiled and, in the calmest voice imaginable, replied, “Yes… I am.”
Went in for the hello hug, completely forgot how hugs work and had a full system reboot. Over the shoulders? Under? Sideways? Ended up somewhere in between. I looked like a labrador trying to put on a backpack. Thankfully she burst out laughing, which broke the ice immediately.
Into the room, cash handed over, quick run-through of the house rules (I don’t think she realised I’m approaching frequent-flyer status at DH), then off to the shower. Came back to a glass of water as requested.
Now I finally got a proper look at her. Not meant negatively, but the photos do oversell the figure a wee bit. I’d say she’s a little slimmer in person. The headlights, petite but loves to be turned on. The stats are otherwise spot on (except I’d put her in her mid-20s), and honestly, she’s prettier in real life. Her smile is addictive, and when she gets excited those dimples come alive. If dimples are your kryptonite, consider yourself medically compromised.
Ten minutes in it genuinely felt like we’d known each other for years. It also helps when someone’s hobbies extend beyond shopping, the gym and Netflix. From driving earth movers to deep-sea diving, with a bit of arts and crafts thrown in for good measure, she’s a girl of many talents. I was genuinely interested, and because we’re both chatty, we kept talking over each other. Somehow it just worked.
The chemistry carried through naturally. I rarely pay extra for DFK, but seeing I’d already committed financial self-harm, I figured I may as well see what the fuss was about.
ROI = 200%
Presentation was spot on too. Great lingerie choice and clearly someone who takes pride in how she presents herself.
Without going into a play-by-play, she was enthusiastic, responsive and made the whole experience feel effortless. She loves it when you play with her claptrap, and it was a pleasure watching her reactions. Fellas… no glad wrap made an appearance either, which genuinely surprised me at DH. Having spent most of the booking yapping away, I only squeezed in a couple of positions… although, if we’re being honest, I wasn’t exactly in danger of needing extra time. The hour disappeared faster than free food at the city mission.
We still had a few minutes left, so we carried on chatting and somehow managed to plan an even naughtier session for next time.
Safe to say, she dazzles with her personality every bit as much as her looks, and I’ll definitely be back.
Although after posting this… I may have well and truly shot myself in the foot. Then again, even without this review, I’d say you’ve got a better chance of shitting out a fully grown giraffe than landing a booking with this one.
Verdict: Well worth climbing the tower.
as in not judgy and very welcoming.