Bright_Shine213
Virgin
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Ok so over on SF, there seemed to be a bit of a consensus that Lana in Hamilton was a solid punt. Last weekend I thought I’d have myself an hour VIP booking with her but respectfully wasn’t impressed.
First of all she didn’t exactly match her photos. She isn’t nearly as slim in real life. Not insanely overweight, but just a bit cuddly around her tummy if you catch my drift. Her teeth again weren't the worst I’d ever seen on someone, but it was enough to make me realise how much I appreciate a nice set of pearly whites on a girl. She did have a nice natural rack on her tho. Nice shape and size. Again not life changing shit but I’ll take a win when I see one hahaha.
Now onto the service. For context, Lana is quite small and I’m a rather large person. Insanely tall so there was a noticeable size deference lol. De robed, Lana was able to scout me out and made some comments regarding my rig and my size. She commented saying she thought I had a rather large member but I thought that this was just some shit she’d be saying to every dude that rocks up to make them feel like superman hahahaha.
I started off laying on my back. I haven’t had too too many punts in my time so far, but she did some shit that I wasn’t used to. She filled her mouth with water, then would hover her mouth over my body until she eventually started sucking me off. I wasn’t a fan tbh. Of either really, the water shit seemed weird and it wasn’t really helping me get in the mood, and the bj was average. I could feel teeth which was enough to take me out of it, but not enough for me to end the booking, no where near that. We went to 69 for a bit but it didn’t really work too well with the size difference and all.
After about 5mins, she got off, grabbed a condom and got me ready. I was hoping for cowgirl to start us off which is my favourite but she was straight onto her back for missionary. I was not a huge fan. I’m not trynna flex or anything cause I’m nothing out of the ordinary, but she said I was too big to go fast. So when it came to the sex, everything was very slow not aggressive at all which isn’t the kind of sex I’m super super into I can’t lie. But I was already there, had already paid and I was going to try and get my moneys worth hahahah.
The first shot wouldn’t have been much longer than 1 min of half pumps anyway as I’d been saving myself off for a week. I opted out of the massage in between rounds 1 and 2. Round 2 was much the same, average blowjob, no 69 this time. No missionary tho, this time it was cowgirl. This was easily the best part of the booking. Lana knows how to ride man. Even tho she wasn’t going CRAZY with the size difficulties and all but it was the closest thing I got to getting what I wanted out of the booking so I was happy enough lol. Again, I didn’t last long at all in this position. The 1 week abstinence really does a number on the sensitivity of the ol’ member that’s for sure.
In between my second and my final round I opted for the massage. It was pretty average. I forgot to mention earlier but she doesn’t speak a whole lot of English so trynna piece together a convo is a bit of a chore. Also when asking about the massage she refers to it as a “massagy” which I thought was funny. When she was on my back, I could hear her phone go off, then almost immediately feel it go from both hands to one hand and it would go back and forth between both hands and one depending on whether or not she received another phone notification which was annoying but I was nearly ready for round 3 so I wasn’t too too bothered.
Round 3 wasn’t exactly much to write home about in terms of what we got up to. It was just another average blowjob, and then she jerked me off until I nut. Then I was off to the shower and out of the door.
I most likely will not be going back anytime soon. I’d rather spend a little more and get somebody I can work with a bit better but for a last minute punt it could have been much worse! Booking was insanely fast and easy tho!!!
Face 6/10
Body 5/10
Bj 6/10
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