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JULIA BRASILIAN - Avoid

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Advertises both on nzg and escortify. Messaged on WhatsApp and her rates were 300 for 30 minutes and 600 for an hour. Me being me, I asked if she did bbj and she said that it would be an extra 100 and upon inspection. Didn't think much of it because it's standard protocol and I've never be turned down in person. I also assumed that based on the 600 price tag that it would be at least standard gfe.

I was given strict instructions upon arrival as to how I should wait in front of the lift and to not interact with her once we were in the room. Once we reached the room, she took her coat off, and I must say, she looked exactly like her photos. Bouncy lip fillers, skinny hourglass figure, massive enhanced breasts, and a masterful bbl. Exactly what I want, and what is sadly so hard to find in Auckland. Even better than her photos.

She spoke zero English and used that to her advantage. Extremely cold. I gave her the 700. She handed me back 100 and told me through translate that I'll need to shower first and then she'll inspect, but most likely, it will be a no. Had I known this prior through messages, I wouldn't have booked. The most important thing for me is bbj. Still, I hesitantly agreed, as she would get frustrated any time I talked as she would tell me to lower my voice and didn't like taking her phone out to translate.

After showering, immediately she took out a condom and tried putting it on. I asked her if there was something wrong with how I looked down there or if there's anything concerning. I'm clean shaven to the bone and also regularly test, so I was puzzled. She translated back saying that there is nothing wrong, but she just does not enjoy giving blowjobs. I tried to explain to her that I probably won't be able to get properly hard without a bbj, but that the least she could do was give me a covered bj. I would have usually walked away in this situation, but since she already had taken the money, there's currently a drought of SA girls in this month, and it's so hard to find a girl with a bbl, I tried to make it work.

Anyway, she started rubbing her face around my neck while trying to get my hands to squeeze her breasts. I tried to lean in for a kiss and she quickly stopped and translated that she doesn't allow kissing and that this is not a girlfriend experience. With such beautiful pouty lips, I thought what an absolute waste. No kissing or bbj? For 600? And all I can do is stare at them? Torture.

She started giving me a covered bj. It would have obviously felt so much better uncovered, as you could feel the softness of those lips vaguely through the rubber. She bobbed her head a few times and then resorted to aggressively stroking. The goal was clearly to make me finish as quickly as possible. The whole situation was just so stressful and annoying that it became a struggle to get hard. I asked about 69, because the least I could do is get that amazing ass on my face, but again, not allowed. Once hard, we started with doggy. Yes, the view, angles, and jiggle was glorious. But the vibe was completely off. I kept fluctuating between limp and hard. When we switched to missionary, she was surprisingly aggressive. On top of continuously moaning for me to finish, she started slapping me across the face and strangling me. The only time I'm okay with that is if I've just received life-changing head. So I switched back to doggy. 25 minutes into the booking, she said that I needed to finish because it's impossible for a girl to fuck continuously for an hour and that she'll return me 100 . At this point, I was just looking for an exit and thought it was best to pretend to orgasm from the unenthusiastic hj. I did, got my hundred back, and left.

Even if things go better than my experience, it is not worth the money at all. Part of me was thankful, as it had been years since I had such a mediocre experience with an SA girl, so it brought back a lot of nostalgia. Back in the day, when you had more than 10 SA girls advertising on any given day, Club 3 was around, and you had a 50-50 chance of it being amazing or terrible. I miss those days, as the drought right now is so tough.

For the price bracket, I would much rather have seen Chanelley. She has all the enhanced assets that you could hope for, a pussy that's so ridiculously tight (have slept with her before and after the tightening procedure), along with an amazing throat. Only issue is that she's one of the hardest to book. I just hope that with this girl being a smoking hot dud, we will now start seeing more SA girls.
 
That's rough man, thank you for your sacrifice. You have to be careful with the touring South America and Eastern Europen ones as they give zero fucks. They lure you then give you shit service as they are only here temporarily so don't care about return business.
 
There is a Brazilian recently who was touring who was so terrible and gave me such a retched, nightmarish experience that I briefly fantasized about dobbing her in to immigration when I was walking away from the motel.

I messaged the girl in your review and she said 400 for 30 mins.. kisses, lap dance, caresses, all positions. I do love that bbl bounce and could care less about cbj.. don't really care about kissing either. Especially fake lips - sometimes they're like kissing concrete. Too pricey for me! Sounds like you got off on the wrong foot and it just spiralled. A difficult situation to wind up in.
 
Thanks for the review and taking one for the team 🫡

Hope for a nice recovery punt for you soon. Some of the best sessions I had was when I go back to my favourite girls and tell them about a bad punt I had, and they goes "I will make it up to you, forget about that girl!" lol
 
Thanks for the review and taking one for the team 🫡

Hope for a nice recovery punt for you soon. Some of the best sessions I had was when I go back to my favourite girls and tell them about a bad punt I had, and they goes "I will make it up to you, forget about that girl!" lol
The recovery punts with the girls you’ve already spread wide is always good.

Had a not so favourable punt last year where the little head took control & i couldn’t walk🤣 thankfully my recovery punt bounced me back up
 

Advertises both on nzg and escortify. Messaged on WhatsApp and her rates were 300 for 30 minutes and 600 for an hour. Me being me, I asked if she did bbj and she said that it would be an extra 100 and upon inspection. Didn't think much of it because it's standard protocol and I've never be turned down in person. I also assumed that based on the 600 price tag that it would be at least standard gfe.

I was given strict instructions upon arrival as to how I should wait in front of the lift and to not interact with her once we were in the room. Once we reached the room, she took her coat off, and I must say, she looked exactly like her photos. Bouncy lip fillers, skinny hourglass figure, massive enhanced breasts, and a masterful bbl. Exactly what I want, and what is sadly so hard to find in Auckland. Even better than her photos.

She spoke zero English and used that to her advantage. Extremely cold. I gave her the 700. She handed me back 100 and told me through translate that I'll need to shower first and then she'll inspect, but most likely, it will be a no. Had I known this prior through messages, I wouldn't have booked. The most important thing for me is bbj. Still, I hesitantly agreed, as she would get frustrated any time I talked as she would tell me to lower my voice and didn't like taking her phone out to translate.

After showering, immediately she took out a condom and tried putting it on. I asked her if there was something wrong with how I looked down there or if there's anything concerning. I'm clean shaven to the bone and also regularly test, so I was puzzled. She translated back saying that there is nothing wrong, but she just does not enjoy giving blowjobs. I tried to explain to her that I probably won't be able to get properly hard without a bbj, but that the least she could do was give me a covered bj. I would have usually walked away in this situation, but since she already had taken the money, there's currently a drought of SA girls in this month, and it's so hard to find a girl with a bbl, I tried to make it work.

Anyway, she started rubbing her face around my neck while trying to get my hands to squeeze her breasts. I tried to lean in for a kiss and she quickly stopped and translated that she doesn't allow kissing and that this is not a girlfriend experience. With such beautiful pouty lips, I thought what an absolute waste. No kissing or bbj? For 600? And all I can do is stare at them? Torture.

She started giving me a covered bj. It would have obviously felt so much better uncovered, as you could feel the softness of those lips vaguely through the rubber. She bobbed her head a few times and then resorted to aggressively stroking. The goal was clearly to make me finish as quickly as possible. The whole situation was just so stressful and annoying that it became a struggle to get hard. I asked about 69, because the least I could do is get that amazing ass on my face, but again, not allowed. Once hard, we started with doggy. Yes, the view, angles, and jiggle was glorious. But the vibe was completely off. I kept fluctuating between limp and hard. When we switched to missionary, she was surprisingly aggressive. On top of continuously moaning for me to finish, she started slapping me across the face and strangling me. The only time I'm okay with that is if I've just received life-changing head. So I switched back to doggy. 25 minutes into the booking, she said that I needed to finish because it's impossible for a girl to fuck continuously for an hour and that she'll return me 100 . At this point, I was just looking for an exit and thought it was best to pretend to orgasm from the unenthusiastic hj. I did, got my hundred back, and left.

Even if things go better than my experience, it is not worth the money at all. Part of me was thankful, as it had been years since I had such a mediocre experience with an SA girl, so it brought back a lot of nostalgia. Back in the day, when you had more than 10 SA girls advertising on any given day, Club 3 was around, and you had a 50-50 chance of it being amazing or terrible. I miss those days, as the drought right now is so tough.

For the price bracket, I would much rather have seen Chanelley. She has all the enhanced assets that you could hope for, a pussy that's so ridiculously tight (have slept with her before and after the tightening procedure), along with an amazing throat. Only issue is that she's one of the hardest to book. I just hope that with this girl being a smoking hot dud, we will now start seeing more SA girls.
Thanks for this review . I always make these non-English speaking whores repeat twice on google translate of the services I MUST have and HOW it should before exchanging cash , but some of these whores can still be complete ignorant starfish - its a gamble .
 
Well.. I caved. Again with the South American Experience ™️. "This time will be different" I fantasized. Unfortunately I concur with everything emohick said.

Her ad states that "she's very bubbly, always happy and will bring her good vibes."

Couldn't be further from the truth, she is maybe the most miserable person I've ever encountered. She's like Carol from Pluribus. Brings horrific, mood killing vibes from the moment you meet until the time she kicks you out - well inside the time limit. 5 second bj, aggressive hj, straight to dog - no other positions offered or wanted. All that body and no idea how to use any of it.

I had parked at Sky City and did consider going to find moral redemption at the slots afterwards.
 
Well.. I caved. Again with the South American Experience ™️. "This time will be different" I fantasized. Unfortunately I concur with everything emohick said.

Her ad states that "she's very bubbly, always happy and will bring her good vibes."

Couldn't be further from the truth, she is maybe the most miserable person I've ever encountered. She's like Carol from Pluribus. Brings horrific, mood killing vibes from the moment you meet until the time she kicks you out - well inside the time limit. 5 second bj, aggressive hj, straight to dog - no other positions offered or wanted. All that body and no idea how to use any of it.

I had parked at Sky City and did consider going to find moral redemption at the slots afterwards.
Crazy how you read my review and even found another bad review but still saw her. I get it, as I probably would have done the same thing since it's so hard to find such a well-sculpted girl.
 
Crazy how you read my review and even found another bad review but still saw her. I get it, as I probably would have done the same thing since it's so hard to find such a well-sculpted girl.
Big time. Reviews are just a guide but I was hoping my experience wasn't going to be yours since I wasn't asking for the extras you were. One mans garbage is another mans treasure etc. Despite my expectations being at rock bottom, she managed to obliterate them and punish the experience with her hostility. If she had put in at least an average effort I'd have happily drained my bank account.
 
Big time. Reviews are just a guide but I was hoping my experience wasn't going to be yours since I wasn't asking for the extras you were. One mans garbage is another mans treasure etc. Despite my expectations being at rock bottom, she managed to obliterate them and punish the experience with her hostility. If she had put in at least an average effort I'd have happily drained my bank account.
Kind of shows that reviews are a good indication of the service you are going to get. Good or bad. Even if it varies a little in individual cases.
 
I agree that one review alone cannot be taken as the full source of the truth as there are many points involved from both sides, client + provider.
Ideally, a good collection of reviews will provide enough data that will give a good idea on what to expect.
I recently read a review about a certain provider at AA and decided to see her. The reviewer described the girl as glamorous, friendly, good service, beautiful, etc
I got there and found this ugly, unfriendly, fat like a pig (photos totally photoshopped) girl who treated me like if I was asking her for a favor.
I left the premises and didn’t complete (not even started) the service.
 
I agree that one review alone cannot be taken as the full source of the truth as there are many points involved from both sides, client + provider.
Ideally, a good collection of reviews will provide enough data that will give a good idea on what to expect.
I recently read a review about a certain provider at AA and decided to see her. The reviewer described the girl as glamorous, friendly, good service, beautiful, etc
I got there and found this ugly, unfriendly, fat like a pig (photos totally photoshopped) girl who treated me like if I was asking her for a favor.
I left the premises and didn’t complete (not even started) the service.
Good on your for walking. Maybe it was a review places by herself or an insider?
 
I agree that one review alone cannot be taken as the full source of the truth as there are many points involved from both sides, client + provider.
Ideally, a good collection of reviews will provide enough data that will give a good idea on what to expect.
I recently read a review about a certain provider at AA and decided to see her. The reviewer described the girl as glamorous, friendly, good service, beautiful, etc
I got there and found this ugly, unfriendly, fat like a pig (photos totally photoshopped) girl who treated me like if I was asking her for a favor.
I left the premises and didn’t complete (not even started) the service.
Sorry for the bad punt but who was the girl at AA??

Also gauging at others' reviews I discovered that I've relatively low standards and can be easily satisified, so if I say 9/10 please knock two point off thanks 🤣
 
Sorry for the bad punt but who was the girl at AA??

Also gauging at others' reviews I discovered that I've relatively low standards and can be easily satisified, so if I say 9/10 please knock two point off thanks 🤣
This one here: https://www.albanyangels.co.nz/leah
Photos heavily photoshoped, not kiwi Euro at all.....Probably early 20's, and Polynesian (Samoan or Tonga).

Similar attitude as Marie whom I visited in late 2024 one of worst experiences I ever had.
 
This one here: https://www.albanyangels.co.nz/leah
Photos heavily photoshoped, not kiwi Euro at all.....Probably early 20's, and Polynesian (Samoan or Tonga).

Similar attitude as Marie whom I visited in late 2024 one of worst experiences I ever had.
Thanks Mystic, I saw that girl during a walk in, yes hated it when they misrepresent their age and ethicity as my preference is young caucasian.

Also I get what you mean with Marie, I had to admit my session got better in the second half as she did have a tight body, but that attitude man... some may like that though with SPH etc. lol
 
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