JohnnyPunter
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I am a traveling punter and a couple of years ago, on another trip to Christchurch, I got the urge for a fuck. Checked Escortify and sorted through a few profiles. I tried one or two other girls first, but none of them got back to me. Then I found Ivy’s profile, the prices were suspiciously low, but I decided to give her a try anyway. Like many Christchurch girls, she required a couple of hours' notice before doing a booking. I agreed and we arranged a time for the booking. I booked 30 minutes (now advertised at $110) and I asked to cum on her face for extra, which she agreed to. Then, closer to the booking time, she delayed the time once, but at least she gave me the street address in Wainoni, which was helpful. I didn’t have access to a car on this trip, so I had to organise a Taxi, and I got dropped off on the road about 10 minutes before the booking time. Then she texted me saying she wasn’t ready and would text me soon. Fuck! I was stuck on the road, and the Taxi was gone.
I managed to find a dairy nearby and went in and bought a drink, then I had to hang around on the street loitering like some kind of creepy vagrant. I managed to find a seat on a park bench nearby, and thus began a punishing wait of about 30 minutes before she finally texted me back, saying she was ready and gave me her house address. I walked back up the street and made my way to her house, and knocked on the door. I heard someone running down the stairs; the footsteps were loud, which wasn't a good sign. Then she opened the door. She was all smiles and friendly, but just like the other Christchurch escort I saw, she was noticeably much larger and plumper than she was in her photos. Now, looking at her profile while I write this, she is still using the same old photos. Using WayBackMachine I can see some of the photos she is currently using are at least 7 years old, and they were inaccurate and deceitful even when I saw her a couple of years ago. She is not athletic like she appears in some of her photos.
Anyway, she invited me in and led me to a bedroom, she apologised for delaying the booking, saying she had to clean. Memories of the actual booking are a bit hazy, I can’t remember whether she got me to shower beforehand. I remember she put a condom on and briefly sucked my dick. Then I fucked her missionary and she complained when I grabbed her tit, telling me to be gentle, and I didn't think I grabbed it hard, but maybe she has sensitive tits. Then I fucked her doggy for a bit, then decided I was ready for the grand finale – the facial. She asked me how I wanted to do it and got down low on the bed so she was still upright (so the cum would drip off her face). I had other plans, I asked her to lie down on the bed face up and (gently) held her tit while I wanked myself off. Then, after a couple of minutes, I shot a big fat load all over her face. She just lay there silently, and there was no reaction from her when my man juice sprayed her face.
Then I got up and grabbed some wet wipes to clean my freshly emptied cock and handed her some to clean her face. I don’t think she offered me the use of a shower to clean, so I just got dressed and went to leave. The funny thing was when she was leading me out. The door to the opposite room was left open, and there was a lesbian flag hanging defiantly on the wall. It felt like it had almost been positioned there so that punters would see it when they were leaving (but not entering). I pointed to it and mentioned something, and then she just laughed and mumbled something about it behind her flatmates. But I think it was likely hers because it was only a 2-bedroom house, and I could tell the room we used for the booking hadn’t been used to sleep in. Maybe her lesbian partner hung it up out of spite?
The whole booking was mediocre, very mechanical, and there was absolutely no intimacy. I might as well have been cumming on a mannequin’s face. The delayed booking was a pain in the arse, especially since I had to loiter on the street for 30 mins. But I have come to expect this level of disorganisation and unprofessionalism from Christchurch’s sex workers, especially the independent ones. But I guess her prices are comparatively very reasonable. So I can’t complain too much. I guess she would be alright for a quick root or blowjob if you don’t care about chemistry or intimacy.
Overall Rating: 5/10 (considering the low price)
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If she is actually a (straight for pay) lesbian as I suspect, I reckon she could use it as a marketing gimmick to bring in the punters with the whole kink around the lesbian sexual orientation.
“Hey boys, who wants to come and fuck a real lesbian?”.
“Book me quick and be the one to take this lesbian's gold star”.
“Hey naughty boys, book me now and cum all over my face so my lesbian girlfriend tastes you when she kisses my cheek when she gets home from work!”.
I managed to find a dairy nearby and went in and bought a drink, then I had to hang around on the street loitering like some kind of creepy vagrant. I managed to find a seat on a park bench nearby, and thus began a punishing wait of about 30 minutes before she finally texted me back, saying she was ready and gave me her house address. I walked back up the street and made my way to her house, and knocked on the door. I heard someone running down the stairs; the footsteps were loud, which wasn't a good sign. Then she opened the door. She was all smiles and friendly, but just like the other Christchurch escort I saw, she was noticeably much larger and plumper than she was in her photos. Now, looking at her profile while I write this, she is still using the same old photos. Using WayBackMachine I can see some of the photos she is currently using are at least 7 years old, and they were inaccurate and deceitful even when I saw her a couple of years ago. She is not athletic like she appears in some of her photos.
Anyway, she invited me in and led me to a bedroom, she apologised for delaying the booking, saying she had to clean. Memories of the actual booking are a bit hazy, I can’t remember whether she got me to shower beforehand. I remember she put a condom on and briefly sucked my dick. Then I fucked her missionary and she complained when I grabbed her tit, telling me to be gentle, and I didn't think I grabbed it hard, but maybe she has sensitive tits. Then I fucked her doggy for a bit, then decided I was ready for the grand finale – the facial. She asked me how I wanted to do it and got down low on the bed so she was still upright (so the cum would drip off her face). I had other plans, I asked her to lie down on the bed face up and (gently) held her tit while I wanked myself off. Then, after a couple of minutes, I shot a big fat load all over her face. She just lay there silently, and there was no reaction from her when my man juice sprayed her face.
Then I got up and grabbed some wet wipes to clean my freshly emptied cock and handed her some to clean her face. I don’t think she offered me the use of a shower to clean, so I just got dressed and went to leave. The funny thing was when she was leading me out. The door to the opposite room was left open, and there was a lesbian flag hanging defiantly on the wall. It felt like it had almost been positioned there so that punters would see it when they were leaving (but not entering). I pointed to it and mentioned something, and then she just laughed and mumbled something about it behind her flatmates. But I think it was likely hers because it was only a 2-bedroom house, and I could tell the room we used for the booking hadn’t been used to sleep in. Maybe her lesbian partner hung it up out of spite?
The whole booking was mediocre, very mechanical, and there was absolutely no intimacy. I might as well have been cumming on a mannequin’s face. The delayed booking was a pain in the arse, especially since I had to loiter on the street for 30 mins. But I have come to expect this level of disorganisation and unprofessionalism from Christchurch’s sex workers, especially the independent ones. But I guess her prices are comparatively very reasonable. So I can’t complain too much. I guess she would be alright for a quick root or blowjob if you don’t care about chemistry or intimacy.
Overall Rating: 5/10 (considering the low price)
♂If she is actually a (straight for pay) lesbian as I suspect, I reckon she could use it as a marketing gimmick to bring in the punters with the whole kink around the lesbian sexual orientation.
“Hey boys, who wants to come and fuck a real lesbian?”.
“Book me quick and be the one to take this lesbian's gold star”.
“Hey naughty boys, book me now and cum all over my face so my lesbian girlfriend tastes you when she kisses my cheek when she gets home from work!”.
