Inventive Names

[Richie McCaw]

I'm sure we've all heard 'two in the pink, one in the stink'.



But I saw this list and it cracked me up:

1. Two in the kitty, one in the shitty.
2. Two in the snapper, one in the crapper.
3. Two in the bush, one in the tush.
4. Two in the baby maker, one in patty caker.
5. Two in the cootie, one in the booty.
6. Two in the squirt, one in the dirt.
7. Two in the blood, one in the mud.

Any others?