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Business has forced me on a trip to Vietnam. Hanoi in particular.
I visited Vietnam a long, long time ago as a young lad, and had a great time. things were different then. The place has lost A LOT of its charm.
wandering the streets, the place is absolutely packed with tourists today. The place is filthy dirty, and the air quality is atrocious. VERY thick smog. When i checked the other day, Hanoi had the 4th worst air quality in the world, trailing only Lahore, Dhaka, and some other shitholes which honestly must be far worse places. Maybe i am just an old and jaded cunt these days, but i must admit, i would not choose to come here again. But i digress.
Leading up to my trip i did a fair bit of research, mostly using a website called "singleman forum"
there are 3 main punting options:
1. Callgirls on the website "checkerviet". mostly FS. you are dealing with girls directly, which means vietnamese texting, a lot of fucking around. the typical scheme here is you will meet them at a love hotel, pay the room rate (about 10$ NZD) and then pay their rates, which range from about 300,000 VND (20NZD) to 10x that.
2. Dealing with scummy cunts in the bar areas. i must have been offered BJs, boom boom, etc 100x on a night out. but that kind of punting is never where the gems lie.
3. Gentlemens massage places, that allow everything except FS.
I opted to pursue option 3.
After much research, i narrowed my selection down to 3 choices
1. Neko massage
2. Eva Massage
3. Mr Spa
i went with Mr Spa as though it was marginally more pricey, it had better reviews.
mrspa.vn
texted the place via telegram, and was given a large list of options to choose from. I asked for a girl with natural tits and no tattoos, and i was recomended #669. i went with the recomendation and arranged a ride over.
Arriving to the spot. its a huge, imposing building on a typical shitty ass vietnamese street. there are bike mechanics, questionable restaurants etc surrounding the place. when i rolled up, there were maybe 4 security guys out front. one approached me, shook my hand, and directed me into the front doors. I was greeted by a bit of an ugly 40 something woman with a slim and nice body. i wondered if this was my girl? but no, she was just the host who would take me up the lift and to reception. quite an entrance.
Up to reception. the place was very nice. quite a big lounge area, there might have been 10 people loitering about up there. some customers? some staff. i was sat down and served a nice cup of tea, and brought a menu. I told them i had already made a booking, for "OldMac". I opted for the "100 Phut VE Super VIP". the Milf lady brought me down some corridors and into a very nice room that had a big massage table, a sofa, a jacuzzi, shower, steam room and sauna. a big TV and karaoke machine, it was pretty fucking nice in there. she left a big tray of fruits, and asked me to get comfortable.
2 minutes later, #669 came in.
Face: 5-6/10. cute enough, a bit of a boonga look. very young though, could add 2 points to that score just based off youth alone.
Body: 10/10. Amazing, slim, perfect apple shaped ass, slim and sexy tummy, excellent hip-waist-shoulder ratios. perfect. A/B cup small tits with perfect nipples. Nicer body than almost any asian pornstar online.
perfection.
her photos dont do her justice.
Age: she replied "20". i would have pegged her at 23 maybe. early 20s for sure.
i am well versed in asian women, so this is not a stretch by any means.
we started with some light flirting and she stripped me and brought me to the steam room. i took a quick 5 min steam and she got the place prepared a bit.
she filled the jacuzzi tub, and grabbed me out of the steam room and brought me into the tub where she joined me.
She was wearing a big fluffy coat and a red dress with knee high boots.
My god, as i stripped her clothes to reveal her perfect body, I couldnt believe it! what a treat.
in the tub, some cuddling, sexy play, body rubs, and before you know it, she was sucking me off very professionally until i released a glorious mouthburst. her skills were professional. not the best blowjob ive ever had, but quite impressive for an early 20s girl (i suppose she sucks a lot of cocks, has a lot of practice).
after that she toweled me off and brought me to the massage table. i laid down and she cuddled up next to me and very sensually and playfully fed me the fruits. i kind of felt like an ancient greek aristocrat, engaging in this. it was like what you see in a rennaisance painting. pretty cool.
after this, she did a bit of a shitty massage, which turned into sexy play. i was fingering her pussy, sucking and kissing her all over, licking her, and generally enjoying. i had her laid down, legs spread eagle, i was over top of her, rubbing my bare and swollen cock head all around her pussy hole, she was loving it. i wonder if i could have stuck it in there. but i didnt. instead i flipped her over, onto her knees, and sighted her amazing peach ass bent over, with her goods exposed high and open to the sky.
Fellas, i cannot exclaim enough, how amazing her ass, pussy, and delicious little asian anus were.
her pussy had a perfect trim. a bit longer and hairy up top at the fupa, faded down to a very short trim along the lips. perfect for burying your nose in a nice mound of muff, but not getting any hair in your teeth when tounging the sweet spot.
her pussy hole was no bigger than a 2$ coin. seriously, it was one of the tinyest, tightest, most amazing little slits i had ever sighted. with tiny little wings that were not obtrusive.
And gents, her brown
!!
a perfect little pink-brown ring, tiny, no wrinkles or raison-ing, a perfect petite ring with just the right amount of elasticity. perfect colour. perfect condition. absolutely perfect.
Pussy: 10/10
Anus: 11/10.
I couldnt help myself but to lovingly and sweetly toungue her sweet little pussy, and delicious little asshole, endlessly, to my hearts content. i was in heaven, and eventually brought her there as well. she was loving it, what an experience, to tounge her perfect crack, while her perfect body wreathed under my paws.
afterwards, she did some body sliding and nuru and skillfully sucked a second load out of me. i was spent.
she showered me off, towelled me off, and dressed me, and sent me on my way.
quite a nice girl. loving service, full attentive, cannot fault her at all.
we did a little chatting through the translator and she was quite adorable.
on the way out, i was treated to more fruit and tea, while i ordered my grab and got the fuck out of there.
total damage,
2 shot MB , 100 minutes, 10/10 early 20s dime babe, 2,800,000 VND. (180NZD)
honestly great pricing for probably one of the most luxurious experiences i will ever have.
recomend Mr spa if you ever visit hanoi.
would i come to hanoi again? not willingly. place is a fucking shithole. the punting almost makes up for it though.
pics below
photos pretty accurate. (tits much smaller, face a little bit less cute). Legs and Ass resemble pic 2 more than pic 3.
I visited Vietnam a long, long time ago as a young lad, and had a great time. things were different then. The place has lost A LOT of its charm.
wandering the streets, the place is absolutely packed with tourists today. The place is filthy dirty, and the air quality is atrocious. VERY thick smog. When i checked the other day, Hanoi had the 4th worst air quality in the world, trailing only Lahore, Dhaka, and some other shitholes which honestly must be far worse places. Maybe i am just an old and jaded cunt these days, but i must admit, i would not choose to come here again. But i digress.
Leading up to my trip i did a fair bit of research, mostly using a website called "singleman forum"
there are 3 main punting options:
1. Callgirls on the website "checkerviet". mostly FS. you are dealing with girls directly, which means vietnamese texting, a lot of fucking around. the typical scheme here is you will meet them at a love hotel, pay the room rate (about 10$ NZD) and then pay their rates, which range from about 300,000 VND (20NZD) to 10x that.
2. Dealing with scummy cunts in the bar areas. i must have been offered BJs, boom boom, etc 100x on a night out. but that kind of punting is never where the gems lie.
3. Gentlemens massage places, that allow everything except FS.
I opted to pursue option 3.
After much research, i narrowed my selection down to 3 choices
1. Neko massage
2. Eva Massage
3. Mr Spa
i went with Mr Spa as though it was marginally more pricey, it had better reviews.
Trang chủ
mrspa.vn
texted the place via telegram, and was given a large list of options to choose from. I asked for a girl with natural tits and no tattoos, and i was recomended #669. i went with the recomendation and arranged a ride over.
Arriving to the spot. its a huge, imposing building on a typical shitty ass vietnamese street. there are bike mechanics, questionable restaurants etc surrounding the place. when i rolled up, there were maybe 4 security guys out front. one approached me, shook my hand, and directed me into the front doors. I was greeted by a bit of an ugly 40 something woman with a slim and nice body. i wondered if this was my girl? but no, she was just the host who would take me up the lift and to reception. quite an entrance.
Up to reception. the place was very nice. quite a big lounge area, there might have been 10 people loitering about up there. some customers? some staff. i was sat down and served a nice cup of tea, and brought a menu. I told them i had already made a booking, for "OldMac". I opted for the "100 Phut VE Super VIP". the Milf lady brought me down some corridors and into a very nice room that had a big massage table, a sofa, a jacuzzi, shower, steam room and sauna. a big TV and karaoke machine, it was pretty fucking nice in there. she left a big tray of fruits, and asked me to get comfortable.
2 minutes later, #669 came in.
Face: 5-6/10. cute enough, a bit of a boonga look. very young though, could add 2 points to that score just based off youth alone.
Body: 10/10. Amazing, slim, perfect apple shaped ass, slim and sexy tummy, excellent hip-waist-shoulder ratios. perfect. A/B cup small tits with perfect nipples. Nicer body than almost any asian pornstar online.
perfection.
her photos dont do her justice.
Age: she replied "20". i would have pegged her at 23 maybe. early 20s for sure.
i am well versed in asian women, so this is not a stretch by any means.
we started with some light flirting and she stripped me and brought me to the steam room. i took a quick 5 min steam and she got the place prepared a bit.
she filled the jacuzzi tub, and grabbed me out of the steam room and brought me into the tub where she joined me.
She was wearing a big fluffy coat and a red dress with knee high boots.
My god, as i stripped her clothes to reveal her perfect body, I couldnt believe it! what a treat.
in the tub, some cuddling, sexy play, body rubs, and before you know it, she was sucking me off very professionally until i released a glorious mouthburst. her skills were professional. not the best blowjob ive ever had, but quite impressive for an early 20s girl (i suppose she sucks a lot of cocks, has a lot of practice).
after that she toweled me off and brought me to the massage table. i laid down and she cuddled up next to me and very sensually and playfully fed me the fruits. i kind of felt like an ancient greek aristocrat, engaging in this. it was like what you see in a rennaisance painting. pretty cool.
after this, she did a bit of a shitty massage, which turned into sexy play. i was fingering her pussy, sucking and kissing her all over, licking her, and generally enjoying. i had her laid down, legs spread eagle, i was over top of her, rubbing my bare and swollen cock head all around her pussy hole, she was loving it. i wonder if i could have stuck it in there. but i didnt. instead i flipped her over, onto her knees, and sighted her amazing peach ass bent over, with her goods exposed high and open to the sky.
Fellas, i cannot exclaim enough, how amazing her ass, pussy, and delicious little asian anus were.
her pussy had a perfect trim. a bit longer and hairy up top at the fupa, faded down to a very short trim along the lips. perfect for burying your nose in a nice mound of muff, but not getting any hair in your teeth when tounging the sweet spot.
her pussy hole was no bigger than a 2$ coin. seriously, it was one of the tinyest, tightest, most amazing little slits i had ever sighted. with tiny little wings that were not obtrusive.
And gents, her brown
!!a perfect little pink-brown ring, tiny, no wrinkles or raison-ing, a perfect petite ring with just the right amount of elasticity. perfect colour. perfect condition. absolutely perfect.
Pussy: 10/10
Anus: 11/10.
I couldnt help myself but to lovingly and sweetly toungue her sweet little pussy, and delicious little asshole, endlessly, to my hearts content. i was in heaven, and eventually brought her there as well. she was loving it, what an experience, to tounge her perfect crack, while her perfect body wreathed under my paws.
afterwards, she did some body sliding and nuru and skillfully sucked a second load out of me. i was spent.
she showered me off, towelled me off, and dressed me, and sent me on my way.
quite a nice girl. loving service, full attentive, cannot fault her at all.
we did a little chatting through the translator and she was quite adorable.
on the way out, i was treated to more fruit and tea, while i ordered my grab and got the fuck out of there.
total damage,
2 shot MB , 100 minutes, 10/10 early 20s dime babe, 2,800,000 VND. (180NZD)
honestly great pricing for probably one of the most luxurious experiences i will ever have.
recomend Mr spa if you ever visit hanoi.
would i come to hanoi again? not willingly. place is a fucking shithole. the punting almost makes up for it though.
pics below
photos pretty accurate. (tits much smaller, face a little bit less cute). Legs and Ass resemble pic 2 more than pic 3.
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