Falling in love with WG

[Squidward]

Who is this Athena? I feel like I am totally missing a joke here

 

[HappyFeet]

Who is this Athena? I feel like I am totally missing a joke here

Athena

 

[Gdsb001]

Maybe Trustscope can give you some tips.

1. Identify her favourite fragrance and wear it to every booking
2. Always have to bring her gifts, food and flowers - BUT NO DOUGHNUTS!
3. Always get a big, expensive bouquet of flowers delivered to the agency the day after your visit, ready for her next shift

She'll accept your marriage proposal in no time!

I can help with 2 things:
1) Burberry Goddess.
2) Coke Zero