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I’m a terrible writer, but just here to share my punt. Just a general chronological recap.
I hadn’t blown my load in a good 3 days so I was keen to unload onto a nice pair or tits or a pretty face. ( didn’t have a budget for the later)
I’ll be honest, I’m very quick the first round with escorts for some reason? Doesn’t happen with Tinder hookups or relationships.
So was only looking for something cheap.
I found https://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/auckland-escorts/escort-amber-43349
Who also goes by another name in Escortify. Both ads down as of post. I went recently.
Easy comms, easy location near St Luke’s Mall.
I arrived after work, handed her $100 and asked if I could have a quick shower. Algood there.
When I got to her bedroom, she asked me to lay on the bed and she got ontop of me and hung her nice naturals over me as her head and face was over the headboards. I looked up and could only see neck and chin, probably in her 50s… Galapagos Tortoise vibes if you know what I mean.
So I guess she was letting me suck on her tits? And I did for about 2 mins, conscious I had booked a quickie and not wanting to overstay.
She didn’t say a word or make any noise during this time and to indicate I was ready I just let out an awkward “ok”.
She got the hint and got the oil out on her tits and started to titty fuck me. After a couple mins I asked if she could lay on her back.
I mounted ontop and thrusted my member inbetween her oily tits as she squeezed them together. Felt amazing, it was the perfect amount of soft and droop. At full range of motion I was a good inch or 2 breaching out.
This is where the title comes in.
For most of the titty fucking, she lay there… Dead. Emotionless. In rigor mortis. Eyes fully wide open.
I tried to look happy and to let out some hints of pleasure to see if this would change her expression? But nope, eyes still wide open and stiff as a board.
As above, I was cum pretty quickly, and soon i let her know. A couple seconds later she released her grip on her tits asking me if I wanted to change positions to finish. Before she could even ask this, i let out a a massive load. It would’ve given her a pearl necklace if she still had her tits pressed together… instead my dick lifted and gave her a massive facial because she also lifted her head forward.
She didn’t seem pleased, I rubbed the rest of the cum on her tits. She reached out of the tissues and then like a stern school teacher telling me off ,demanded me to hand her the baby wipes out of reach.
After I cleaned up quickly, she still didn’t say a word so I awkwardly walked to the bathroom to quickly put my clothes back on so I could leg it out of there. I stood awkwardly at the bedroom door, waiting to be let out. She was surprised at my speed getting clothes back on.
Decently friendly farewell (she smiled).
Overall for a $100 euro quickie…. 6.5/10 - above average value punt.
Face 6/10 (for her age, 3.5 overall )
Tits 6.5/10 ( great sized naturals. Soft with not too much sag for her age, felt 8/10 )
Please keep in mind I work off a bell curve. Probably will never give out a 10 on any stats, and a 9 would be a once in a couple year punt.
Other comments
- location = good
- shower = grea ( with the cheap punts I have usually the pressure is shit. But her bathroom was clean, and water pressure/ temperature perfect )
- communications = great, nothing to fault.
I would not go back again, but would recommend others for a one time cheap titty fuck.
Have a 9/10 review which I have to write up at some point.
I hadn’t blown my load in a good 3 days so I was keen to unload onto a nice pair or tits or a pretty face. ( didn’t have a budget for the later)
I’ll be honest, I’m very quick the first round with escorts for some reason? Doesn’t happen with Tinder hookups or relationships.
So was only looking for something cheap.
I found https://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/auckland-escorts/escort-amber-43349
Who also goes by another name in Escortify. Both ads down as of post. I went recently.
Easy comms, easy location near St Luke’s Mall.
I arrived after work, handed her $100 and asked if I could have a quick shower. Algood there.
When I got to her bedroom, she asked me to lay on the bed and she got ontop of me and hung her nice naturals over me as her head and face was over the headboards. I looked up and could only see neck and chin, probably in her 50s… Galapagos Tortoise vibes if you know what I mean.
So I guess she was letting me suck on her tits? And I did for about 2 mins, conscious I had booked a quickie and not wanting to overstay.
She didn’t say a word or make any noise during this time and to indicate I was ready I just let out an awkward “ok”.
She got the hint and got the oil out on her tits and started to titty fuck me. After a couple mins I asked if she could lay on her back.
I mounted ontop and thrusted my member inbetween her oily tits as she squeezed them together. Felt amazing, it was the perfect amount of soft and droop. At full range of motion I was a good inch or 2 breaching out.
This is where the title comes in.
For most of the titty fucking, she lay there… Dead. Emotionless. In rigor mortis. Eyes fully wide open.
I tried to look happy and to let out some hints of pleasure to see if this would change her expression? But nope, eyes still wide open and stiff as a board.
As above, I was cum pretty quickly, and soon i let her know. A couple seconds later she released her grip on her tits asking me if I wanted to change positions to finish. Before she could even ask this, i let out a a massive load. It would’ve given her a pearl necklace if she still had her tits pressed together… instead my dick lifted and gave her a massive facial because she also lifted her head forward.
She didn’t seem pleased, I rubbed the rest of the cum on her tits. She reached out of the tissues and then like a stern school teacher telling me off ,demanded me to hand her the baby wipes out of reach.
After I cleaned up quickly, she still didn’t say a word so I awkwardly walked to the bathroom to quickly put my clothes back on so I could leg it out of there. I stood awkwardly at the bedroom door, waiting to be let out. She was surprised at my speed getting clothes back on.
Decently friendly farewell (she smiled).
Overall for a $100 euro quickie…. 6.5/10 - above average value punt.
Face 6/10 (for her age, 3.5 overall )
Tits 6.5/10 ( great sized naturals. Soft with not too much sag for her age, felt 8/10 )
Please keep in mind I work off a bell curve. Probably will never give out a 10 on any stats, and a 9 would be a once in a couple year punt.
Other comments
- location = good
- shower = grea ( with the cheap punts I have usually the pressure is shit. But her bathroom was clean, and water pressure/ temperature perfect )
- communications = great, nothing to fault.
I would not go back again, but would recommend others for a one time cheap titty fuck.
Have a 9/10 review which I have to write up at some point.
★★★★★★☆☆☆☆
6/10
), right up until I blew a massive load. It shot up so hard from deep inbetween her huge, saggy tits straight to her neck, with some splashing onto her hair and face.
dressed up and left .