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Crazy (or stupid) things done for sex.

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Rainy / stormy Sunday morning, and I was thinking about some of the stupid or crazy things I have done for sex. I am now over all this thing, I mean, have been very selective and "think" a lot before making a decision in doing something.

This is just for entertainment, and it could also be some guidance for those starting now on what you should NOT do or avoid.
I have three little stories.

1. Where is the money ?
When I first discovered the world of punting, I got a bit crazy. I had just separated from my wife, my sex life was non-existent for a few years and hey..let's do this. I started visiting cheap providers just for a BJ or hand job. That's OK...I thought...it's just $80 here...$100 there....however, it got to a point where I was visiting 2 or even 3 per WEEK. And then later, I started doing full service, paying more...like $150 / $180 per 30 min.
Nobody needs to be an Einstein to figure out that one day, I ran out of money, even to pay the bills and get groceries. I had to use the Credit Card to pay for those...and even worse, started withdrawing cash from the Credit Card (at 23% of interest) to fund my sex adventures.
Got to a point where I thought....."this is crazy...what's the difference between this and paying for drugs, for example". I got into an addiction, and the addiction was ruining my life. Fortunately, I managed to put myself back together and created my own plan to get out of that situation and move forward. In one year, I managed to clear all debt and had a budget (even had a special bank account only for this purpose where money was saved regularly).
LESSON - I know that for those making $200K/$300K per year this may not be a problem but, for those who have lower incomes, this could be a BIG problem. NEVER borrow money to fund your sex drive and have a budget.

2. Locked myself in the building
A long time ago, again when I was starting to look for girls, I had to visit Melbourne for work. Over there, I contacted a girl I had found in the local sex directory, she gave me the directions, we booked a time, etc... and the plan was that she had to come to the lobby of the building to meet me and take me to her apartment as that required a special card that had to be used in the lift..
I got to the lobby, txt her, she said, yeah..I am at level X and room XXX.....I will be there in a minute. I wait....wait....wait....5, 10, 15 min....nothing, Txt her back....so ? Answer was...I cannot come down...can you ask someone else to bring you here (?!)
I jumped in the lift with another tenant and thought the guy was going to the same floor but when I left the lift I realized I was 2 floors down. I decided to use the emergency door / stairs to go 2 levels up. Opened the door, everything was dark but I used the lights of my mobile phone, and started going up and got there. BUT....the doors didn't open from the stairs...only from the other side. I txt the girl and said...can you come here and open the door for me....I am ready to see you. She said NO....I can't. You have to find your way (?!).
I started walking down on the emergency stairs, only with my cell phone light, and testing every door...all locked.....finally, after 4 or 5 floors, one of the doors was unlocked. I left, got the lift to the lobby and left the building.
LESSON - Never entirely trust a sex worker, particularly if you have never met her. She may change her mind, whatever...and you are the last of her problems...you are on your own.

3. Long way to go for a pussy
This is more recent, around mid 2023. One day, I was visiting Albany Mall on a Saturday morning and decided to look for some fun. I checked NZGirls and found a group of Asians working in Albany. I contacted one of them (they were actually working from the same place) and realized that it was walking distance from the mall, and only $180 per 30 min.
I made a booking. nice set of apartments, and the girl who opened the door was not really what I thought....hmmm....I said...do you have friends working with you ? Can I meet them. She answered yes, and called two of them. One was a bit chubby and not pretty at all...the other....Fuck....what a gorgeous young Chinese girl. Immediately chose her, went to room and she said that her name was Vivian.
I had a shower, back to the bedroom and when she took off her clothes, her body was very..very similar to the girl on the photo (this photo was taken from the DBVip website...it's not Vivian).
I was just amazed....really ? All of this for $180 ? She could barely speak anything in English but she had a super toned body (probably a gym maniac) with a very attractive meaty and hairy pussy. We had plenty of fun and I left the place puffing, sweating and could not even remember where I had parked the car.
I visited Vivian 3 or 4 more times at the same location. By then, she had changed here name to XuanXuan.
One day, I think it was early 2024, I contacted her and said I wanted to see her....she said....Oh, sorry... I am in Hamilton...my boss asked me to come here.
Hamilton ? Yeah...I will be here for another month or so.
What a waste.....with her face, hair, and body, this girl could be a top star at one of the Auckland agencies...but she was there in a stinky motel in Hamilton, opening her legs for the farmers.
Ok then...I will come to see you.
I took the SH1 and almost 2 hours later I was there. The hotel was not that bad actually...She was surprised to see me and happy at the same time...she hugged and kissed me several times.
Another 30 min of amazing sex in several positions.....and that was the last time I saw her because I was told she had gone back to China.
LESSON - I don't regret for driving to Hamilton to see her as she was by far one of the best I met but I don't recommend you to keep doing this. There's plenty of other girls around. I will not do that again.
 

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Great stories!! :love: Men are almost programmed to do crazy and stupid things when it comes to love/pussy/insemination. It's as if we can temporarily disengage our frontal lobes. Lol

Omg the fire exit thing, I have done the exact same thing! Often only the ground floor is unlocked, and you need authorised access to enter back into the building at the other levels.
 
Haha, that jogged my memory a little.
Back when I was 18, 19? I was in Welly for a weekend gig, I didn't really know anyone so I went for a wander through town mid sat afternoon.
Somehow I ended up in a pub and had a wee go on the pokies, won myself a few hundred dollars.
As always, I was horny as fuck but no options were available back then, this is pre-punt era, I was walking back when I spied a sign that said Adult Shop and Cinema. I'm pretty sure the name was Sacre Bleu? (just googled it, it was probably Cine Bleu)
So I wander upstairs into a seedy dark cinema thinking ah well, maybe I can have a wank. $15 is cheap entry.
I stood at the back for a while while my eyes adjusted to the dark. There was a few rows of old cinema seats, a random bunch of sofas. It was hard to see in the dark but there was about 8 shadowy figures scattered around. I watched from the back while my eyes adjusted, there was a blurry old 3-some happening on the projector, I remember the sound was slightly out of sync with the picture. A few people seemed to be bunched around the front corner doing something, eventually I made my way down, guided by flickering screen light.

There was a skinny tattooed girl fully spread open on a 2-seater, bra around her middle, panties on her ankle. One guy was eating her out, another had his cock in her mouth, another guy was sucking her tit, there were cocks out everywhere.
I froze. I had never been with more than one girl in my life; seeing an orgy unexpectedly sent me into sensory overload. It was so raw, so intense, so unreal.
There was a guy standing beside her who must have been her minder and partner, he says 'you wanna join, matey? she'll be keen on a young guy'.
Somehow I found myself at the end of the couch where her head was, I remember undoing my belt shyly because my cock wasn't really hard, it was all a bit too much, but she looked up at me expectedly and took my semi in her mouth greedily.
Even though my cock wasn't really hard, I was so overloaded with hormones that I ejaculated almost immediately, a huge load of teenage sperm catching her by surprise, filling her mouth unexpectedly. She have a slight cough, spitting my cum out, it was all around her mouth, running down on her small tits. I still have the picture in my head of her looking up at me, eyes slightly glazed, face covered in cum, she kind of went Ooohhhh.
I was a little shocked, embarrassed, so blurted 'Sorry!' She half smiled at my obvious unease, inexperience, and said 'thatsh ok'. The other guys around made encouraging noises, whispered 'fuck yeahs'
I was still slightly stunned at what my body had done, I quietly backed away, regathered my senses and got outta there.

In all my life, there has only been one other occasion where I have cum while semi-hard and not had a bit of arousal, foreplay.
 
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