JohnnyPunter
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On SexForum I held a silly competition whereby the punters could vote for the next escort I should book. I failed in my first attempt to book the winner, Old Amy, so I decided to instead book one of the second-place ladies. First, I tried Natasha, but she was only available very late, so instead I booked the "Natural Born Hooker" Miss Courtney Lane. Perusing her services on her profile, I decided on her Porn Star Blow Job (PSBJ) option for 15 minutes. I also opted for the $50 MB upgrade. Messaging was pretty good, and she responded quickly, I think she was excited to have a client. 
When I met her, she said business was slow. She was working down in an apartment near the Spark Area, near where some of the Zen Zone girls work. I drove there and parked up, then got a text from her saying she was running a bit late, or more specifically, she said "she is good at sucking dick AND being late". I waited around for several extra minutes, then she gave me details on how to find her room. The building has a proper hotel lobby, so I just walked in and went straight to the elevator like I was actually staying there and made my way to her door.
When she opened the door, I got a bit of a shock, but I did have low expectations going into this one. She was older than I was expecting, older than me even (I'm middle-aged). So I would guess maybe 40-45, plus she was a little curvier than her photos. She was wearing high heels and lingerie, and her hair was brunette, not blonde. She kind of reminded me of an Old Britney Murphy... Well, a Britney Murphy that didn't die and had a head injury that caused her to fail in her acting career and hit rock bottom after which she turned to drugs and then sex work to support her habits. She seemed to be under the influence of something and was a bit wobbly on her feet, and her movements were erratic, but she managed to keep herself together well. I could definitely see her going from 0 to full 100% crazy very quickly if provoked. I noticed that instead of blinking, she would wink one eye in succession, as if she didn't have the coordination to close them both at the same time for a blink. She is the quintessential old hooker you would expect to see in a movie or something.
I stood there in her apartment room staring at her for a moment, and I would be lying if I said it didn't cross my mind to walk. She sensed my awkwardness and hesitance and put her hand on her hip and ever so sassy said "Well?". I figured what the hell, I liked the idea of some face fucking, so I said "Yeah okay, porn star BJ let's do this". She made me have a shower first, which, to be honest, was probably a good thing. I had a shower before I came, but when I was getting dressed a nasty bout of diarrhea came on. It was so severe that I was a bit worried it would make me late for my booking. It must have been all the stress of the Old Amy situation and my failure to book her.
Both the apartment and the bathroom were surprisingly quite clean, as was the shower. I'm not sure if she lives there or just works there or both. As I entered the bathroom and started to undress, she told me I could put my clothes on this weird Roman-style couch that only had one armrest. NO CHANCE! I choose to put my clothes on the bathroom floor where I could keep an eye on my wallet. In the shower, I reached down to get some soap from a bottle on the shower floor to clean my junk and diarrhea arse. Later, during my second shower, I realised it was just hair conditioner, not body wash. I was out in less than a couple of minutes and wrapped a towel around me before going to Courtney.
In the main bedroom area she asked me how I would like to do the BJ, lying on the bed or standing up. I ended up getting her to sit on the Roman couch thing while I stood over her. I ripped my towel off to expose my throbbing, veiny member, which was extra shiny after being freshly conditioned in the shower. She looked at it and grabbed it, giving it a stroke or two. Then, to my surprise, she started lubing it up with a pump bottle of lube next to her. I thought this was kind of strange since it was going in her mouth, and the lube mustn't taste very good. I'm not sure if it was lube to make it easier on her throat or just hand sanitiser. It actually felt really good having her stroking my dick and balls with that stuff. I bet she's amazing at hand jobs as well.
Then she took my cock into her mouth and started giving me a blowjob. I let her do her thing for several seconds, then I gently cradled her head with my hands and started face fucking her. I used her head as my personal Fleshlight. I made her deep throat it a couple of times. I actually don't remember her gagging at all. She definitely has a well-trained gag reflex. Then I lifted her chin for some eye contact and watched her eyes blink/wink while my cock was in her mouth. It was actually really intimate and hot. I pulled my dick out and slapped her face with it a few times before putting it in for some more intense face fucking...
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
Her head rocked back and forwards as I rammed my dick into the back of her throat. My balls slapping against her chin. A couple of times she had to stop me for a quick breather, but she took it like a pro. I even noticed a few times she lifted her hands up but resisted putting them on my thighs to slow things down. We managed to keep the face fucking right before the red zone at a level she could handle.
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
I pulled my dick out again and slapped it against her face and then I made her lick and suck my balls. It was actually really hot looking at those winking Britney Murphey brown eyes peeking up at me while one of my balls was in her mouth and my rod was resting on her forehead. The face fucking, cock slapping, and ball sucking went on for maybe 10 minutes, then I decided it was time for the grand finale. I grabbed the towel off the bed and wiped off all the lube and saliva from my dick. Then I started to jerk myself off while she was on her knees, prostrated before me. There was a lot of eye contact. She actually moved her face to be in the perfect position for a facial, like she wanted it on her face, or maybe she just didn't want cum in her hair. Occasionally, I stuck my knob back in her mouth while I was getting myself off. Then finally, I shot my load for a lovely MB finish and I made sure to get some of it on her cheek. She drained my rod of the last drips of cum then cleaned it off (like porn stars do). Afterwards, she complimented me on the size and shape of my dick, but I bet she does that with all her clients (as most working girls do). I gotta be honest guys, it was a pretty amazing porn star blowjob, exactly like we were shooting a porn movie. As far as BJ's, I've had it was definitely up there near the top of the list.
BJ: 9/10
Face fucking: 9.5/10 (she took everything I gave like a champ without any complaints)
MB finish: 8/10
Afterwards, I had a quick shower, then Courtney and I had a yarn as I was getting dressed. She asked me if I was into anything interesting on the internet... was she referring to the forums? I said NO, not really. I joked by mentioning FetLife and Kiwi Swingers. She hinted she was into some of that stuff. Then she started telling me a couple of her favourite pastimes were dogging and also watching gay men come out of the bush at the local gay hookup spot.
As I went to leave she opened the apartment door and there was an Indian couple standing right in front of it getting ready to go into the opposite apartment. They turned and got a full view of me, a dodgy punter that clearly just had sex, and Courtney standing there naked in her lingerie and high heels. I just laughed as I quickly hurried past to head to the lift. Courtney laughed as she closed the door behind me. She later sent me a text as I was walking to my car, apologising for it. Well, if the neighbours don't know what she does in that apartment, they do now.
I wasn't sure what to expect going into this booking, but Courtney was actually very friendly, polite, and eager to please. She is a little older and more curvy than her photos indicate. But if you don't mind that, she is actually quite fun and is very skilled at sucking cock. So I would actually recommend her PSBJ service. She's probably more suitable for more experienced punters rather than young guys or newbies, though.
Overall experience: 7/10
When I met her, she said business was slow. She was working down in an apartment near the Spark Area, near where some of the Zen Zone girls work. I drove there and parked up, then got a text from her saying she was running a bit late, or more specifically, she said "she is good at sucking dick AND being late". I waited around for several extra minutes, then she gave me details on how to find her room. The building has a proper hotel lobby, so I just walked in and went straight to the elevator like I was actually staying there and made my way to her door.When she opened the door, I got a bit of a shock, but I did have low expectations going into this one. She was older than I was expecting, older than me even (I'm middle-aged). So I would guess maybe 40-45, plus she was a little curvier than her photos. She was wearing high heels and lingerie, and her hair was brunette, not blonde. She kind of reminded me of an Old Britney Murphy... Well, a Britney Murphy that didn't die and had a head injury that caused her to fail in her acting career and hit rock bottom after which she turned to drugs and then sex work to support her habits. She seemed to be under the influence of something and was a bit wobbly on her feet, and her movements were erratic, but she managed to keep herself together well. I could definitely see her going from 0 to full 100% crazy very quickly if provoked. I noticed that instead of blinking, she would wink one eye in succession, as if she didn't have the coordination to close them both at the same time for a blink. She is the quintessential old hooker you would expect to see in a movie or something.
I stood there in her apartment room staring at her for a moment, and I would be lying if I said it didn't cross my mind to walk. She sensed my awkwardness and hesitance and put her hand on her hip and ever so sassy said "Well?". I figured what the hell, I liked the idea of some face fucking, so I said "Yeah okay, porn star BJ let's do this". She made me have a shower first, which, to be honest, was probably a good thing. I had a shower before I came, but when I was getting dressed a nasty bout of diarrhea came on. It was so severe that I was a bit worried it would make me late for my booking. It must have been all the stress of the Old Amy situation and my failure to book her.
Both the apartment and the bathroom were surprisingly quite clean, as was the shower. I'm not sure if she lives there or just works there or both. As I entered the bathroom and started to undress, she told me I could put my clothes on this weird Roman-style couch that only had one armrest. NO CHANCE! I choose to put my clothes on the bathroom floor where I could keep an eye on my wallet.
In the shower, I reached down to get some soap from a bottle on the shower floor to clean my junk and diarrhea arse. Later, during my second shower, I realised it was just hair conditioner, not body wash. I was out in less than a couple of minutes and wrapped a towel around me before going to Courtney.In the main bedroom area she asked me how I would like to do the BJ, lying on the bed or standing up. I ended up getting her to sit on the Roman couch thing while I stood over her. I ripped my towel off to expose my throbbing, veiny member, which was extra shiny after being freshly conditioned in the shower. She looked at it and grabbed it, giving it a stroke or two. Then, to my surprise, she started lubing it up with a pump bottle of lube next to her. I thought this was kind of strange since it was going in her mouth, and the lube mustn't taste very good. I'm not sure if it was lube to make it easier on her throat or just hand sanitiser. It actually felt really good having her stroking my dick and balls with that stuff. I bet she's amazing at hand jobs as well.
Then she took my cock into her mouth and started giving me a blowjob. I let her do her thing for several seconds, then I gently cradled her head with my hands and started face fucking her. I used her head as my personal Fleshlight. I made her deep throat it a couple of times. I actually don't remember her gagging at all. She definitely has a well-trained gag reflex. Then I lifted her chin for some eye contact and watched her eyes blink/wink while my cock was in her mouth. It was actually really intimate and hot. I pulled my dick out and slapped her face with it a few times before putting it in for some more intense face fucking...
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
Her head rocked back and forwards as I rammed my dick into the back of her throat. My balls slapping against her chin. A couple of times she had to stop me for a quick breather, but she took it like a pro. I even noticed a few times she lifted her hands up but resisted putting them on my thighs to slow things down. We managed to keep the face fucking right before the red zone at a level she could handle.
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
I pulled my dick out again and slapped it against her face and then I made her lick and suck my balls. It was actually really hot looking at those winking Britney Murphey brown eyes peeking up at me while one of my balls was in her mouth and my rod was resting on her forehead. The face fucking, cock slapping, and ball sucking went on for maybe 10 minutes, then I decided it was time for the grand finale. I grabbed the towel off the bed and wiped off all the lube and saliva from my dick. Then I started to jerk myself off while she was on her knees, prostrated before me. There was a lot of eye contact. She actually moved her face to be in the perfect position for a facial, like she wanted it on her face, or maybe she just didn't want cum in her hair. Occasionally, I stuck my knob back in her mouth while I was getting myself off. Then finally, I shot my load for a lovely MB finish and I made sure to get some of it on her cheek. She drained my rod of the last drips of cum then cleaned it off (like porn stars do). Afterwards, she complimented me on the size and shape of my dick, but I bet she does that with all her clients (as most working girls do). I gotta be honest guys, it was a pretty amazing porn star blowjob, exactly like we were shooting a porn movie. As far as BJ's, I've had it was definitely up there near the top of the list.
BJ: 9/10
Face fucking: 9.5/10 (she took everything I gave like a champ without any complaints)
MB finish: 8/10
Afterwards, I had a quick shower, then Courtney and I had a yarn as I was getting dressed. She asked me if I was into anything interesting on the internet... was she referring to the forums? I said NO, not really. I joked by mentioning FetLife and Kiwi Swingers. She hinted she was into some of that stuff. Then she started telling me a couple of her favourite pastimes were dogging and also watching gay men come out of the bush at the local gay hookup spot.
As I went to leave she opened the apartment door and there was an Indian couple standing right in front of it getting ready to go into the opposite apartment. They turned and got a full view of me, a dodgy punter that clearly just had sex, and Courtney standing there naked in her lingerie and high heels. I just laughed as I quickly hurried past to head to the lift. Courtney laughed as she closed the door behind me. She later sent me a text as I was walking to my car, apologising for it. Well, if the neighbours don't know what she does in that apartment, they do now.
I wasn't sure what to expect going into this booking, but Courtney was actually very friendly, polite, and eager to please. She is a little older and more curvy than her photos indicate. But if you don't mind that, she is actually quite fun and is very skilled at sucking cock. So I would actually recommend her PSBJ service. She's probably more suitable for more experienced punters rather than young guys or newbies, though.
Overall experience: 7/10
