Dunedin weather was absolutely brutal today the kind of cold where your bones hurt . Luckily, Lisa and Amy were back in town, and suddenly I had a very important wellness appointment to attend.
New spot up in Roslyn. I arrive freezing cold, mentally preparing for a proper massage… then Amy answers the door half wrapped in a towel that was doing the absolute bare minimum. She turns around to call Lisa , and well, let’s just say the heating bill in that house was clearly being put to good use. Alot cheeky !!!
Lisa immediately caught me trying very hard not to look at Amy's bare minimum. The smirk said she noticed everything.
Inside was warm, relaxed, and surprisingly civilized for all of five minutes. The girls already had a couple of beers going and offered me an Emerson’s Hazy. Free beer and a warm room? At that point I was already giving the experience five stars.
Then the “teamwork” started.
Somewhere between the laughing, the flirting, and what felt like an Olympic-level coordination exercise involving four hands, knees, elbows, i felt bullied 2 onto 1 , then they kissed and my remaining dignity, I completely forgot about !!
Their photos are accurate… although let’s just say the “Asian age calculator” may operate on its own mysterious system of mathematics.
Overall review:Left warm, smiling, and not wondering what if.