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I know I promised I wasn't going to be seeing any more old Chinese Aunties. But let's face it, that was unrealistic...

So I learned there's another shop Eastwards around Ellerslie/Mt Wellington area, within the Old Chinese Auntie Bermuda triangle. Originally I thought it was an independant auntie as I was booking through this advert for Cathy. But I soon learned it is a shop run by a old Mamasan with multiple aunties. They do full service and also VIP BJ. I spacifically asked for VIP BJ only, I wasn't in the mood to fuck any old Aunties. Also they are open to haggling :ROFLMAO: It's on Banks Road, so I headed there and parked up. It's an older brick house like in the photos.

I knocked on the door and the Mamasan invited me in "Hello handsome boy". Even though I am middle aged I guess I am still a spring chicken compared to some of the old Aunties here. She took me to a bedroom, and I noticed there were at least two other bedrooms that were occupied, there was at least one other punter in there getting serviced. I saw him arrive, some old Indian guy in an old car. Inside the bedroom I noticed that there was a square made out of duct tape on the carpet, with an X in the middle. And it had an old single bed. It was supposed to be $80 for 15 mins and I gave her $100 as she promised to give me change, then she disappeared.

Botox Face: 3.5/10
Body: 4/10: (MUM TUM ALERT)
Tits: 7.5/10: (C-D, her only good asset)

A few moments later some old Chinese Auntie walked in. It definitely wasn't Cathy the girl in the photo, I never caught her name. She had a lot of botox on her face, and it also appeared she was under the influence of alcohol or drugs as her eyes were very hazy. "Hello handsome boy", she said. Age was probably 40s or 50s. She came up and gave me a hug and tried to kiss me but I pulled my face away. Then she told me to take my clothes off so I did. She started undressing as well, which was unfortunate. She had a big fat saggy mum tum. Her only good asset was her tits which were a decent since, probably C-D. It would have been preferable if she remained clothed by pulled her dress down to allow access to her tits. No shower required.

She moved me to where X marked the spot and sat on the bed and took my semi in her mouth and proceeded to give me a nice sloppy BJ. I played with her tits while she did it. Then she got me to sit on the edge of the bed and lay back as she proceeded to give me a nice sloppy BJ. She also licked my hairy balls (I didn't feel like it was worth shaving them for this budget booking). I did my best to avoid looking at her big fat saggy stomach. At one point she stuck my dick between her tits and with some lub got me to briefly titty fuck her.

For the finish I stood back up on the X and got her to kneel on the gound within the squre and I started wanking myself off. She tried to encourage me to cum all over her tits, but you guys know I had something better than that planned. I shot a big load for a nice mouthburst finish.

Afterwards she gave me a wet wipe to clean my cock. Then I quickly got dressed. She said something to the effect of "you come back next time and fuck me". The Mamasan never came back to give me the $20 change she promised. And as I was leaving I heard her say something to the Auntie in Chinese and I'm sure I heard "change". The old Auntie ignored her and encouraged me to leave. I got the feeling she was doing it because she wanted to pocket the change. :ROFLMAO:

VIP BJ: 5.5/10
Duct tape BJ position marking: 9/10
No change: 2/10


Overall experience: 4/10 (not recommended) (n)

It is handy having a budget VIP BJ shop in the area as most the other shops - Aah Spa, 100 Marua, Brenda's - don't really do it, or if they do charge an extra $50. So you can't really beat the Banks Road when it comes to price. But be careful though, they do bait and switching. As for me, I won't be returning.
 
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I know I promised I wasn't going to be seeing any more old Chinese Aunties. But let's face it, that was unrealistic...

So I learned there's another shop Eastwards around Ellerslie/Mt Wellington area, within the Old Chinese Auntie Bermuda triangle. Originally I thought it was an independant auntie as I was booking through this advert for Cathy. But I soon learned it is a shop run by a old Mamasan with multiple aunties. They do full service and also VIP BJ. I spacifically asked for VIP BJ only, I wasn't in the mood to fuck any old Aunties. Also they are open to haggling :ROFLMAO: It's on Banks Road, so I headed there and parked up. It's an older brick house like in the photos.

I knocked on the door and the Mamasan invited me in "Hello handsome boy". Even though I am middle aged I guess I am still a spring chicken compared to some of the old Aunties here. She took me to a bedroom, and I noticed there were at least two other bedrooms that were occupied, there was at least one other punter in there getting serviced. I saw him arrive, some old Indian guy in an old car. Inside the bedroom I noticed that there was a square made out of duct tape on the carpet, with an X in the middle. And it had an old single bed. It was supposed to be $80 for 15 mins and I gave her $100 as she promised to give me change, then she disappeared.

Botox Face: 3.5/10
Body: 4/10: (MUM TUM ALERT)
Tits: 7.5/10: (C-D, her only good asset)

A few moments later some old Chinese Auntie walked in. It definitely wasn't Cathy the girl in the photo, I never caught her name. She had a lot of botox on her face, and it also appeared she was under the influence of alcohol or drugs as her eyes were very hazy. "Hello handsome boy", she said. Age was probably 40s or 50s. She came up and gave me a hug and tried to kiss me but I pulled my face away. Then she told me to take my clothes off so I did. She started undressing as well, which was unfortunate. She had a big fat saggy mum tum. Her only good asset was her tits which were a decent since, probably C-D. It would have been preferable if she remained clothed by pulled her dress down to allow access to her tits. No shower required.

She moved me to where X marked the spot and sat on the bed and took my semi in her mouth and proceeded to give me a nice sloppy BJ. I played with her tits while she did it. Then she got me to sit on the edge of the bed and lay back as she proceeded to give me a nice sloppy BJ. She also licked my hairy balls (I didn't feel like it was worth shaving them for this budget booking). I did my best to avoid looking at her big fat saggy stomach. At one point she stuck my dick between her tits and with some lub got me to briefly titty fuck her.

For the finish I stood back up on the X and got her to kneel on the gound within the squre and I started wanking myself off. She tried to encourage me to cum all over her tits, but you guys know I had something better than that planned. I shot a big load for a nice mouthburst finish.

Afterwards she gave me a wet wipe to clean my cock. Then I quickly got dressed. She said something to the effect of "you come back next time and fuck me". The Mamasan never came back to give me the $20 change she promised. And as I was leaving I heard her say something to the Auntie in Chinese and I'm sure I heard "change". The old Auntie ignored her and encouraged me to leave. I got the feeling she was doing it because she wanted to pocket the change. :ROFLMAO:

VIP BJ: 5.5/10
Duct tape BJ position marking: 9/10
No change: 2/10


Overall experience: 4/10 (not recommended) (n)

It is handy having a budget VIP BJ shop in the area as most the other shops - Aah Spa, 100 Marua, Brenda's - don't really do it, or if they do charge an extra $50. So you can't really beat the Banks Road when it comes to price. But be careful though, they do bait and switching. As for me, I won't be returning.
I wonder if the world may have imploded if you get your dick sucked somewhere other than the X it must have a universal significance

Jokes aside the change pocketing is a problem at all Asian places
 
I wonder if the world may have imploded if you get your dick sucked somewhere other than the X it must have a universal significance

Jokes aside the change pocketing is a problem at all Asian places
Yeah the golden rule is to give then the exact amount so they can't ripe you off on change. Unfortunately this booking was a spur of the moment thing and I didn't have time to break a $50!
 
I know I promised I wasn't going to be seeing any more old Chinese Aunties. But let's face it, that was unrealistic...

So I learned there's another shop Eastwards around Ellerslie/Mt Wellington area, within the Old Chinese Auntie Bermuda triangle. Originally I thought it was an independant auntie as I was booking through this advert for Cathy. But I soon learned it is a shop run by a old Mamasan with multiple aunties. They do full service and also VIP BJ. I spacifically asked for VIP BJ only, I wasn't in the mood to fuck any old Aunties. Also they are open to haggling :ROFLMAO: It's on Banks Road, so I headed there and parked up. It's an older brick house like in the photos.

I knocked on the door and the Mamasan invited me in "Hello handsome boy". Even though I am middle aged I guess I am still a spring chicken compared to some of the old Aunties here. She took me to a bedroom, and I noticed there were at least two other bedrooms that were occupied, there was at least one other punter in there getting serviced. I saw him arrive, some old Indian guy in an old car. Inside the bedroom I noticed that there was a square made out of duct tape on the carpet, with an X in the middle. And it had an old single bed. It was supposed to be $80 for 15 mins and I gave her $100 as she promised to give me change, then she disappeared.

Botox Face: 3.5/10
Body: 4/10: (MUM TUM ALERT)
Tits: 7.5/10: (C-D, her only good asset)

A few moments later some old Chinese Auntie walked in. It definitely wasn't Cathy the girl in the photo, I never caught her name. She had a lot of botox on her face, and it also appeared she was under the influence of alcohol or drugs as her eyes were very hazy. "Hello handsome boy", she said. Age was probably 40s or 50s. She came up and gave me a hug and tried to kiss me but I pulled my face away. Then she told me to take my clothes off so I did. She started undressing as well, which was unfortunate. She had a big fat saggy mum tum. Her only good asset was her tits which were a decent since, probably C-D. It would have been preferable if she remained clothed by pulled her dress down to allow access to her tits. No shower required.

She moved me to where X marked the spot and sat on the bed and took my semi in her mouth and proceeded to give me a nice sloppy BJ. I played with her tits while she did it. Then she got me to sit on the edge of the bed and lay back as she proceeded to give me a nice sloppy BJ. She also licked my hairy balls (I didn't feel like it was worth shaving them for this budget booking). I did my best to avoid looking at her big fat saggy stomach. At one point she stuck my dick between her tits and with some lub got me to briefly titty fuck her.

For the finish I stood back up on the X and got her to kneel on the gound within the squre and I started wanking myself off. She tried to encourage me to cum all over her tits, but you guys know I had something better than that planned. I shot a big load for a nice mouthburst finish.

Afterwards she gave me a wet wipe to clean my cock. Then I quickly got dressed. She said something to the effect of "you come back next time and fuck me". The Mamasan never came back to give me the $20 change she promised. And as I was leaving I heard her say something to the Auntie in Chinese and I'm sure I heard "change". The old Auntie ignored her and encouraged me to leave. I got the feeling she was doing it because she wanted to pocket the change. :ROFLMAO:

VIP BJ: 5.5/10
Duct tape BJ position marking: 9/10
No change: 2/10


Overall experience: 4/10 (not recommended) (n)

It is handy having a budget VIP BJ shop in the area as most the other shops - Aah Spa, 100 Marua, Brenda's - don't really do it, or if they do charge an extra $50. So you can't really beat the Banks Road when it comes to price. But be careful though, they do bait and switching. As for me, I won't be returning.
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