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I feel I can be a bit more blunt here with my review than I can over at SF, which is part of the reason I maintain memberships with both sites.

If B&W bookings were a Bingo board I think I ticked almost every damn box today.

She did not resemble the photos at all (allegedly a 25-year old Malaysian woman) and never did. They were not photos of herself taken 15 years ago, but an entirely different woman.
The woman I met said she was Taiwanese and was in her early 40s, about size 6, with small hips and fake boobs.

She assumed I was there for an hour booking because she'd provided me with a price list and a range of different services - I had deliberately not chosen one because I wanted to see what she looked like once I was in the room.
To some degree the big head won and I downgraded my expectations from a 60-minute booking to a 30-minute one but I probably should have just gone for the 15-minute "blowjob only" booking.

We started with a little bit of kissing and I stroked her soft skin while she fed me her fake boobs. They were quite large on her small frame.
To continue the bingo metaphor, we've already ticked off 'not resembling the photos', so next up we have 'oh you're so big' - before I was even fully hard. I'll be modest and say my length is entirely average. Maybe my girth is a little bit above average but nothing that should be a problem for anyone. It ain't no Coke can.

The highlight of the booking would be my first experience with rimming, done with a dental dam of sorts - I think she partially unrolled an ordinary condom and stuck it on her tongue before she ate my ass. It felt ok, an unusual tickling sensation but not quite the Erotic Wonderland some people have experienced.

I made the most of the VIP blowjob that I paid extra for, and although there was some teeth I did enjoy watching her do it and I mumbled a little dirty talk while she did. I took some satisfaction in a little gagging and spitting. More on the blowjob later.

I'm a fairly big guy and she was a small woman so she had a little bit of trouble fitting herself across my wide hips and gave me 'you so big' as soon as I was halfway inside her.

After about a minute of this we changed to missionary and she put her legs down to prevent deep penetration (another one for the Bingo board). She told me again how big I was and started mumbling about 'come now baby'. I said I was not going to come now and wanted the cum-in-mouth finish that is part of her VIP service.

I was getting quite close though so I thought it was time to move onto that. I explained what I wanted and she said No quite firmly. I reminded her that it was part of the service that I paid for and it should be provided. She again said No so I got off the bed, located my phone, and showed her the message she had sent to me outlining her services - which clearly said "VIP 250/30 minutes, natural blow job plus CIM". She seemed to understand and we lay back on the bed. She started sucking my cock with a nice stroking motion but then sat up and started jerking me onto her tits. This was not what I asked for and so I said "mouth" to her again.
She put it back in her mouth and resumed sucking briefly, before going back to her hands.

In frustration - and because I was very close now - I grabbed her head and pulled it down towards my cock. To be very clear: I let go as soon as it was in her mouth and she held it there herself while I started to cum. That was actually an impressive feat of self-control because I have always had the fantasy to hold a woman's head in place while I come as deeply as possible - but consensually, of course. One day I'll save the $$$ for a visit to Dixie and tick her throat off my bucket list.

Shortly after I started coming she took it out of her mouth and jerked the rest on her tits. I was thinking of nothing but the orgasm so didn't have time to feel frustrated. Intentionally or unintentionally some of my cum was dripping out of her mouth while her hand squeezed the rest out of me and visually that was a rather fantastic combination.
Even in a bait and switch booking, an intense orgasm is a kind of magic. Of course part of that would be the Viagra, the "Sunday lunchtime weed" before the booking, and the fact I hadn't come since Thursday night, lol.

As soon as the bliss started to wear off though I began composing this review in my head and and went to take a second shower. She came into the bathroom and spent the entire time that I was showering and drying myself brushing her teeth and gargling noisily with mouthwash. I considered making a sarcastic remark comparing her to someone heroically sucking snake venom out of a bite wound, but decided instead to just get dressed and leave with a polite goodbye.

Not recommended, but to give credit where it's due I got the orgasm I paid for, and I had fun writing this review.