Auckland Massage Discussion & Reports Thread 2026

[FostexTurtle]

Hey lads... this thread is intended as an ongoing discussion and info sharing resource for Auckland massage venues and providers.

The goal is to create a place where members can share recent experiences, updates, recommendations, and general info without having to search through dozens of individual reviews or scattered forum posts.

What to Post​

Feel free to share:

• Recent visit reports
• Changes in staff
• Info about the venue or location
• General atmosphere and professionalism
• Massage quality and style
• Booking experience
• Pricing
• New venues opening or existing venues closing
• Tips and advice for newcomers
• Confirmation of sumata service!

Suggested Report Format​

To keep things easy to read, consider including:

Venue:
Suburb:
Provider Name (if known):
Service Received:
General Experience:
Comments:

A Few Things to Keep in Mind​

• Experiences are subjective. What one member enjoys may not be what another member is looking for.
• Staff and venues can change quickly, so older information may no longer be accurate.
• Keep it real.
• Support the Brothers.
• Post often. Conduct research. Explore and Adventure, then report back.

For New Members​

If you're new to the scene, this thread should help you get a sense of:

• Whats happening, and where.
• Pricing, what to expect, what this is, and what is not.
• What to expect before your first visit.

Closing point...​

This is not intended to replace individual reviews. Instead, think of it as a running conversation and intel thread where members can share current information, ask questions, and help keep Auckland massage information up to date.

 

[Mkz]

I thought about your idea. It's probably easier if AI could track down all the threads and comments to organise each girl, her location, body states and services, etc. Then AI or manually to filter by suburbs to make easy for people to search. Otherwise not sure what's the purpose of this thread unless you want to organise all the details from all the following comments.

 

[FostexTurtle]

Thats a good consideration.

But no... I'm not really wanting to do much admin or organisation.

I was more thinking an easy one stop shop where we could share info around the massage shops.

Will see how it goes!

 

[Mkz]

Thats a good consideration.

But no... I'm not really wanting to do much admin or organisation.

I was more thinking an easy one stop shop where we could share info around the massage shops.

Will see how it goes!

I see. I guess people would still use search function to find their targets. Not everyone have time to read all the comments one by one. There is a similar thread in AF at Auckland request, probably the most pages thread there and most info are outdated fast.