JohnnyPunter
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With all the hype and pathetic simping surrounding Ari, I knew I needed to pay her a visit at Secret Companions and see what all the fuss was about. I must have tried maybe 7 times over the previous six months. Usually when I texted I never even got a reply, although on one occasion the operator replied saying they would let me know if there was a cancellation – but there never was. Ari is like a rare Pokémon that is extremely difficult to catch. But finally, I got lucky and caught her! I managed to book an hour. It was at the Turakina premise, I arrive there maybe 15 minutes before the booking. So I spent those 10 minutes browsing New Zealand’s best escort review forum, PunterHub, reading the reviews and other intel about this mythological creature in preparation for our meeting.
At the 5 minute marked I texted as per the instructions and headed up the road toward the apartment. I picked a spot down the street to loiter next to a tree and waited for the text to head in. As I was waiting I watched some other punter leave the building. He was some hipster in his late 30s or early 40s dressed like a Blues Brother in a suit with a hat and dark sunglasses. But he had long brown hair and a big bushy brown beard and was wearing what I glimpsed to be red Chuck Taylor's shoes. He walked over to a shitty old banged up silver Subaru Legacy wagon and jumped in. In the drivers seat he put what appeared to be a cigarillo in his mouth, lit it, and then drove off down the street. Is this scruffy mysterious punter the one who’s been hogging all the Ari bookings and blowing his life savings on her?
I got the text 4 minutes past the apartment start time and made my way to the door. With the way some of you guys have been grovelling over Ari I was expecting a supermodel or the Goddess Aphrodite herself. I knocked and the door and it slowly opened and… there was nobody there... She was hiding herself completely behind the door. Later she told me it was because she didn't want anyone from the hallway to see her. But it made me a little nervous as I am use to that kind of thing with Chinese bait and switches. None the less I entered and turned around to get a look at this rare specimen. I was actually quite surprised, she didn’t look anything like I was expecting at all. She was just a regular plain girl, not only that but she didn’t look very Wasian to me at all. On the Wasian spectrum she is definitely quite far towards the White/European end. I could tell she was mixed but there wasn’t much Asianess about her. I almost thought she looked more mixed Person or something. I was a little confused, I was expecting some kind of mixed Asian supermodel and I thought for a moment maybe they had given me the wrong girl...

I have to agree with the homeboy @Richie McCaw I found her face kind of average (sorry Ari). But she does actually have an amazing toned body complete with nice round arse, toned flat stomach, and narrow hips. She's definitely a gym girl. She also has amazing tits. She's also quite short, probably around 5ft but maybe she had shoes on. As we made our way up the stairs to the bedroom I couldn’t help but notice another expensive looking bouquet of roses in the kitchen rubbish bin.
The SC Pimp might need to get a larger bin for the kitchen or organise a green organics bin. She was working out of the small room, I still haven't even been in the large room yet. In the roomI gave her the money, including GFE extra. I was disappointed that she doesn't offer any extras, besides GFE, even though I had bought an extra $300 just in case. But maybe you have to unlock those on subsequent bookings.
She made me have a shower first. I remember the bathroom had run out of mouthwash so got me a breath mint to have instead. Then when I came back after the shower she was waiting in room the room and closed the door behind me and "locked" it with the silicon spatulas. She explained the privacy lock on the door was broken and they had to wedge the spatulas underneath it. When I saw Junie I'm not even sure she knew what they were for and made up it that they were for doing something with the AC unit. SC Pimp needs to stop being a cheap cunt and go to Bunnings and buy a new privacy lock!
Anyway we got on the bed and she cosied up to me and we made some chit chat. Ari has the uncanny ability to make it feel like you are just hanging out with a girlfriend or a casual fuck buddy or something. She is an excellent conversationist, so the guys looking for a more a booking that feels like a GFE will really appreciate it. As we were chatting away I kept lightly slapping her chubby little bum and flicking her g-string. After what seemed like 10 minutes of chatting I let her know it was time for her to earn her money. She got the message and let out a little annoyed huff which I found quite funny. Then she went into action. She stood up on the bed and was showing off her body and her narrow hips and I pulled off her black g-string, Then I took off her bra to expost her nice tits, which were a nice handful. There may have been some kissing here, but to be honest I really can't remember! Then things got more interesting.
She pulled me off the bed and made me sit on the floor, I was confused and not sure what she was doing. But she turned around bent over and pushed bum into my face and wiggled it, making me eat her pussy for a minute. Then I got up and she got on the bed on all fours with her arse up in the air and I licked her pussy and arse a bit more. Later I was a little disappointed after she didn't actually sit on my face like she is known to do. Then she got me to sit on the edge of the bed and got down on her knees, put a condom on, and then gave me a blowjob. Also gave me balls some attention. There was some good eye contact too. Too be honest it didn't do too much for me, I think it was the sitting position I was in. Also it only seem to last a minute or two. But there were definately some amazing visuals, she made sure to stick her bum out and wiggle it. Also the condom had slid down an inch so she must have been trying hard with the sucking action. She stuffed her panties in my face at some point as well.
CBJ: 6.5/10
Then she got up and assumed doggy position on the bed, it was time to fuck. I assumed the position behind her, penetrated her then fucked away. There was plenty of moaning and some dirty talk as well. Ari is definately got some solid dirty talk game. Teasing and telling me to fuck her harder. I made sure to slap her arse a few times. Then I flipped her over onto her back and bent her legs up and fucked her a bit on my knees. At one point here she let our a cute little pussy fart, and she had a embarrassed expression on her face.
She likes being choked... moderately. And asked me to do it which I was happy to do while pounding her Wasian pussy. To finish I ripped the condom off and started jerking myself off while she was under me. She told me to cum all over her tits so I worked myself to do just that. I played with her tits and she put her foot in my face and stuck her toe in my mouth while I was doing it. Then I blew my load and it shot out all over her toned stomach and boobs. She played with the cum a little bit. Then we cleaned up. We spent the rest of the booking just chatting on the bed and she told me a bit about herself. Then it was time to have a shower, she even came in and sat on the toilet for a pee to chat while I was showering.
Sex: 7.5/10
Dirty talk: 9/10 (she has a filthy mouth, which is fun)
Overall experience: 8.5/10 recommend

It was definitely a fun and unique booking. I was always curious as to why she was so popular, it's because she's extremely good at creating the illusion that she is your girlfriend, or a casual fuck buddy, not just enough escort. Talking to some of the other guys about her and trading stories, I've come to realise she is probably one of the best escorts around at doing this and luring punters back in for repeat bookings. It really is impressive to observe her ability to charm punters and turn them into simps. She even had me going there for a minute! She is a bit overhyped, I had SUCH high expectations going into this booking after all the lovestruck simps have talked her up so much, it just didn't live up to the hype. I was kind of expecting it was going to be craziest and best sex I've ever had... but the sex was only a short part of the booking and I've had a lot better elsewhere lol. I think to get the most out of her you'd have to do subsequent bookings. I think she'd be really good for role play stuff as well. She's definitely worth a visit if you can get a booking. Just be careful or she'll turn you into a simp!
At the 5 minute marked I texted as per the instructions and headed up the road toward the apartment. I picked a spot down the street to loiter next to a tree and waited for the text to head in. As I was waiting I watched some other punter leave the building. He was some hipster in his late 30s or early 40s dressed like a Blues Brother in a suit with a hat and dark sunglasses. But he had long brown hair and a big bushy brown beard and was wearing what I glimpsed to be red Chuck Taylor's shoes. He walked over to a shitty old banged up silver Subaru Legacy wagon and jumped in. In the drivers seat he put what appeared to be a cigarillo in his mouth, lit it, and then drove off down the street. Is this scruffy mysterious punter the one who’s been hogging all the Ari bookings and blowing his life savings on her?
I got the text 4 minutes past the apartment start time and made my way to the door. With the way some of you guys have been grovelling over Ari I was expecting a supermodel or the Goddess Aphrodite herself. I knocked and the door and it slowly opened and… there was nobody there... She was hiding herself completely behind the door. Later she told me it was because she didn't want anyone from the hallway to see her. But it made me a little nervous as I am use to that kind of thing with Chinese bait and switches. None the less I entered and turned around to get a look at this rare specimen. I was actually quite surprised, she didn’t look anything like I was expecting at all. She was just a regular plain girl, not only that but she didn’t look very Wasian to me at all. On the Wasian spectrum she is definitely quite far towards the White/European end. I could tell she was mixed but there wasn’t much Asianess about her. I almost thought she looked more mixed Person or something. I was a little confused, I was expecting some kind of mixed Asian supermodel and I thought for a moment maybe they had given me the wrong girl...

I have to agree with the homeboy @Richie McCaw I found her face kind of average (sorry Ari). But she does actually have an amazing toned body complete with nice round arse, toned flat stomach, and narrow hips. She's definitely a gym girl. She also has amazing tits. She's also quite short, probably around 5ft but maybe she had shoes on. As we made our way up the stairs to the bedroom I couldn’t help but notice another expensive looking bouquet of roses in the kitchen rubbish bin.
She made me have a shower first. I remember the bathroom had run out of mouthwash so got me a breath mint to have instead. Then when I came back after the shower she was waiting in room the room and closed the door behind me and "locked" it with the silicon spatulas. She explained the privacy lock on the door was broken and they had to wedge the spatulas underneath it. When I saw Junie I'm not even sure she knew what they were for and made up it that they were for doing something with the AC unit. SC Pimp needs to stop being a cheap cunt and go to Bunnings and buy a new privacy lock!
Anyway we got on the bed and she cosied up to me and we made some chit chat. Ari has the uncanny ability to make it feel like you are just hanging out with a girlfriend or a casual fuck buddy or something. She is an excellent conversationist, so the guys looking for a more a booking that feels like a GFE will really appreciate it. As we were chatting away I kept lightly slapping her chubby little bum and flicking her g-string. After what seemed like 10 minutes of chatting I let her know it was time for her to earn her money. She got the message and let out a little annoyed huff which I found quite funny. Then she went into action. She stood up on the bed and was showing off her body and her narrow hips and I pulled off her black g-string, Then I took off her bra to expost her nice tits, which were a nice handful. There may have been some kissing here, but to be honest I really can't remember! Then things got more interesting.
She pulled me off the bed and made me sit on the floor, I was confused and not sure what she was doing. But she turned around bent over and pushed bum into my face and wiggled it, making me eat her pussy for a minute. Then I got up and she got on the bed on all fours with her arse up in the air and I licked her pussy and arse a bit more. Later I was a little disappointed after she didn't actually sit on my face like she is known to do. Then she got me to sit on the edge of the bed and got down on her knees, put a condom on, and then gave me a blowjob. Also gave me balls some attention. There was some good eye contact too. Too be honest it didn't do too much for me, I think it was the sitting position I was in. Also it only seem to last a minute or two. But there were definately some amazing visuals, she made sure to stick her bum out and wiggle it. Also the condom had slid down an inch so she must have been trying hard with the sucking action. She stuffed her panties in my face at some point as well.
CBJ: 6.5/10
Then she got up and assumed doggy position on the bed, it was time to fuck. I assumed the position behind her, penetrated her then fucked away. There was plenty of moaning and some dirty talk as well. Ari is definately got some solid dirty talk game. Teasing and telling me to fuck her harder. I made sure to slap her arse a few times. Then I flipped her over onto her back and bent her legs up and fucked her a bit on my knees. At one point here she let our a cute little pussy fart, and she had a embarrassed expression on her face.
She likes being choked... moderately. And asked me to do it which I was happy to do while pounding her Wasian pussy. To finish I ripped the condom off and started jerking myself off while she was under me. She told me to cum all over her tits so I worked myself to do just that. I played with her tits and she put her foot in my face and stuck her toe in my mouth while I was doing it. Then I blew my load and it shot out all over her toned stomach and boobs. She played with the cum a little bit. Then we cleaned up. We spent the rest of the booking just chatting on the bed and she told me a bit about herself. Then it was time to have a shower, she even came in and sat on the toilet for a pee to chat while I was showering.
Sex: 7.5/10
Dirty talk: 9/10 (she has a filthy mouth, which is fun)
Overall experience: 8.5/10 recommend
It was definitely a fun and unique booking. I was always curious as to why she was so popular, it's because she's extremely good at creating the illusion that she is your girlfriend, or a casual fuck buddy, not just enough escort. Talking to some of the other guys about her and trading stories, I've come to realise she is probably one of the best escorts around at doing this and luring punters back in for repeat bookings. It really is impressive to observe her ability to charm punters and turn them into simps. She even had me going there for a minute! She is a bit overhyped, I had SUCH high expectations going into this booking after all the lovestruck simps have talked her up so much, it just didn't live up to the hype. I was kind of expecting it was going to be craziest and best sex I've ever had... but the sex was only a short part of the booking and I've had a lot better elsewhere lol. I think to get the most out of her you'd have to do subsequent bookings. I think she'd be really good for role play stuff as well. She's definitely worth a visit if you can get a booking. Just be careful or she'll turn you into a simp!