JohnnyPunter
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Other the long weekend I was feeling quite randy a late afternoon and decided I needed some relief. I tried a few different girls but sadly none were responding. It seemed like everyone was taking the long weekend off! I even tried Cathy at Banks Road and she wasn't even working, her advert was down. With little options available I was limited to the usual Auntie rub and tugs out East. I hadn't been to Aah Spa in a while, so I decided to try my luck. As I got closer, a feeling of apprehension washed over me. Why the fuck was I going there? Nothing good was going to come of it. Even so, I ignored the feeling and kept driving.
As I parked on the street, I sighed and got out of the car to meet my fate. I knocked on the door, apprehensive about who might answer. Disappointment washed over me when a plain old Auntie, called Angela, opened up and welcomed me in. She led me to a room, closing the door behind her, and asked how long. I told her bluntly that I want to see the other girls. She tried the usual tactics of saying that no other girls were available. Even though I knew there was no other clients in the agency at the time, given the slow day and the lack of cars out front. I asked, "how long the other girls be?" Reluctantly she gave in and disappeared to get the other girl for me to inspect. In popped "Stella". Damn, she was even worst than the first Auntie. I'm pretty sure Stella works at Brenda's Massage as "Kayla". I went there one time and she tried to take my booking but I refused and saw another Auntie instead. Here's the review for those who want to see what Stella looks like. Anyway I shooed Stella away and told her to send Angela back in. I asked for 30 minutes SM which was $100 and I asked how much 60 minutes was she said $120. So I had to go with one hour. I asked , "you do" and then motioned a blowjob with my hand. She said, "sorry no card payment". Nevermind! She disappeared with the money and I stripped and hoped on the massage table.
Age: 40s
Face: 4/10 (extra plain)
Body: 4/10 (chubby auntie body, slight tum)
Tits: 2/10 (sadly very little in the boobs department, I would guess Auntie A cups)
Pussy & Anus: N/A
When she came back she started the massage. At first it was too hard, Chinese Auntie massage is very hard by default so you have to request soft. Back massage was okay, not the best I've had. But at least it didn't hurt. I've had some extremely painful Chinese Auntie massages before. It was quite boring though, no teasing or anything like that. It wasn't a SM just a regular massage really. Although at the end she kind of pushed down on my naked butt cheeks and massaged my inner thighs briefly, that's was probably the only thing sexual about it.
Then finally, what I had been waiting for... "Preez tun oh-vah"
I obliged, and she disappeared from view to undress. She came back she was wearing white granny panties but otherwise naked. My cock was still fully flaccid at this point, given how exciting the massage had been. So she looked at it and said "sleepy". She used her fingers to gentle stroke my cock and balls, using her Auntie magic to wake my cock from its slumber. Slowly I started feeling blood flowing to my dick, and it was slowly swelling up into a semi.
I asked her, "You do any extras"? "What extra?" "You do blow job"? "Blowjob with condom extra $30" She doesn't do NBJ so I said, nevermind. Then she applied some lube to my cock. And I happened to have a change of heart, I figure, I had never even had an Auntie BJ at Aah Spa before so figure I'd try one. I told her, so she then had to remove the lube she just applied to my cock and fetach a condom from out of the bathroom.
Then she came back and put the condom on my semi flaccid cock. I'm was a little surprised she got it on in its state. Then she bent over and her face went straight down to my cock which she took into her mouth like she was about to eat a sausage. She then proceeded to give me the most mechanical blowjob I have ever received. Up and down, up and down, same speed, no variation, never going deeper than half way. It was almost as if she could count on one hand how many times she had sucked cock. I tried to gently touch her breasts but she blocked me and said "no touch, must pay extra".
The BJ was boring so I got up and sat on the edge of the massage table and made her suck me in that position. Same thing: up, down, up, down, up, down. I put my hand on her hair bun and gently pushed her head down in rythym but it I knew there was no way I was going to blow my load with a BJ. So instead I took the condom off, stood up, and got her to give me a handjob while I was standing up. She seemed more concerned about preventing my cum going on the carpet than jerking me off, so she rushed to get tissues. And with one hand giving me a lackluster handjob the other hand was holding a tissue in front of my cock to catch the cum. After a minute of a boring handjob I took over and worked my self up cumming into the tissue she was holding.
Had a shower and left. The End.
Back massage: 6/10
$30 BJ: 3/10
Handjob: 4/10
Cum in tissue: 1/10
Overall experience: 4.5/10 (only good for back massage, nothing more)
Was a boring booking. I think I would have rather had a wank and set $150 on fire. But I guess it was a last minute thing, I couldn't be fucked driving far, and there was fuck all other ladies available. I won't be going to Aah Spa or any of the other Auntie rub and tugs in the Mt Wellington/Remuera area. There are absolutely no attractive ladies working there at the moment. I've also come to realise a lot of these Chinese Aunties move around to the different rub and tug shops, there must be some kind of Auntie massage network.
As I parked on the street, I sighed and got out of the car to meet my fate. I knocked on the door, apprehensive about who might answer. Disappointment washed over me when a plain old Auntie, called Angela, opened up and welcomed me in. She led me to a room, closing the door behind her, and asked how long. I told her bluntly that I want to see the other girls. She tried the usual tactics of saying that no other girls were available. Even though I knew there was no other clients in the agency at the time, given the slow day and the lack of cars out front. I asked, "how long the other girls be?" Reluctantly she gave in and disappeared to get the other girl for me to inspect. In popped "Stella". Damn, she was even worst than the first Auntie. I'm pretty sure Stella works at Brenda's Massage as "Kayla". I went there one time and she tried to take my booking but I refused and saw another Auntie instead. Here's the review for those who want to see what Stella looks like. Anyway I shooed Stella away and told her to send Angela back in. I asked for 30 minutes SM which was $100 and I asked how much 60 minutes was she said $120. So I had to go with one hour. I asked , "you do" and then motioned a blowjob with my hand. She said, "sorry no card payment". Nevermind! She disappeared with the money and I stripped and hoped on the massage table.
Age: 40s
Face: 4/10 (extra plain)
Body: 4/10 (chubby auntie body, slight tum)
Tits: 2/10 (sadly very little in the boobs department, I would guess Auntie A cups)
Pussy & Anus: N/A
When she came back she started the massage. At first it was too hard, Chinese Auntie massage is very hard by default so you have to request soft. Back massage was okay, not the best I've had. But at least it didn't hurt. I've had some extremely painful Chinese Auntie massages before. It was quite boring though, no teasing or anything like that. It wasn't a SM just a regular massage really. Although at the end she kind of pushed down on my naked butt cheeks and massaged my inner thighs briefly, that's was probably the only thing sexual about it.
Then finally, what I had been waiting for... "Preez tun oh-vah"
I obliged, and she disappeared from view to undress. She came back she was wearing white granny panties but otherwise naked. My cock was still fully flaccid at this point, given how exciting the massage had been. So she looked at it and said "sleepy". She used her fingers to gentle stroke my cock and balls, using her Auntie magic to wake my cock from its slumber. Slowly I started feeling blood flowing to my dick, and it was slowly swelling up into a semi.
I asked her, "You do any extras"? "What extra?" "You do blow job"? "Blowjob with condom extra $30" She doesn't do NBJ so I said, nevermind. Then she applied some lube to my cock. And I happened to have a change of heart, I figure, I had never even had an Auntie BJ at Aah Spa before so figure I'd try one. I told her, so she then had to remove the lube she just applied to my cock and fetach a condom from out of the bathroom.
Then she came back and put the condom on my semi flaccid cock. I'm was a little surprised she got it on in its state. Then she bent over and her face went straight down to my cock which she took into her mouth like she was about to eat a sausage. She then proceeded to give me the most mechanical blowjob I have ever received. Up and down, up and down, same speed, no variation, never going deeper than half way. It was almost as if she could count on one hand how many times she had sucked cock. I tried to gently touch her breasts but she blocked me and said "no touch, must pay extra".
The BJ was boring so I got up and sat on the edge of the massage table and made her suck me in that position. Same thing: up, down, up, down, up, down. I put my hand on her hair bun and gently pushed her head down in rythym but it I knew there was no way I was going to blow my load with a BJ. So instead I took the condom off, stood up, and got her to give me a handjob while I was standing up. She seemed more concerned about preventing my cum going on the carpet than jerking me off, so she rushed to get tissues. And with one hand giving me a lackluster handjob the other hand was holding a tissue in front of my cock to catch the cum. After a minute of a boring handjob I took over and worked my self up cumming into the tissue she was holding.
Had a shower and left. The End.
Back massage: 6/10
$30 BJ: 3/10
Handjob: 4/10
Cum in tissue: 1/10
Overall experience: 4.5/10 (only good for back massage, nothing more)
Was a boring booking. I think I would have rather had a wank and set $150 on fire. But I guess it was a last minute thing, I couldn't be fucked driving far, and there was fuck all other ladies available. I won't be going to Aah Spa or any of the other Auntie rub and tugs in the Mt Wellington/Remuera area. There are absolutely no attractive ladies working there at the moment. I've also come to realise a lot of these Chinese Aunties move around to the different rub and tug shops, there must be some kind of Auntie massage network.
. No matter how many times you blow a load on them the frogs don’t turn into princesses 
