Alara - Not For Me

[InMediasRes]

So, Alara;

I'm really going to strain my friendship with @Banana with this one...

I have seen here twice, and I don't plan to see her again. She wasn't for me.

Her body is good, but fuller than I prefer.

She has a big juicy booty. It's her best feature and looks great. Especially when she's working at Turakina and I follow her up the stairs in a g-string

Overall she was slim enough, but definitely not size 6 as advertised.

She has nice boobs, possibly bigger than B cup.

She has a cute face.

A couple of minor tattoos.

She's obviously not 18 as advertised. I guessed her age (last year) at 21-23.

On the first visit, she was moderately friendly. Not bad enough to put me off, but not as warm and friendly as the best ones.

But on the second visit she was a dead fish. Zero enthusiasm at all.

It was a real turn off, and the session was no fun at all. She said she was tired after landing at 3am, but still, she shouldn't be working if she can't do it right. I pay good money, and it's not acceptable to give such poor service.

Her blowjob was pretty solid. No spit or moaning, but a good enough action and lasted a reasonable time.

I didn't do DATY, but fingered her.

I like a little choking. She said ok to light choking on the first visit, but strictly no on the second visit.

The fist session was middle of the road. The second was a total bust, and made me cross her off my list.

She'd probably respond if she saw this by saying we didn't vibe together, or you get back the energy that you project out, blah blah.

No, I'm the money. This is not a date. Yes, I'm friendly, polite and courteous. But I don't need to please you.

It's your job to project a good vibe, even if you're not in the mood.

So, on to the next. Plenty of options out there. I won't waste good cash looking to see if she's better next time.

 

[GonaRear]

Does she still say every 5 minutes or so "I'm never done this before and don't know what I'm doing ."

 

[rastag33k]

Does she still say every 5 minutes or so "I'm never done this before and don't know what I'm doing ."

that is Lola *

 

[Doritosonmychest92]

So, Alara;

I'm really going to strain my friendship with @Banana with this one...

I have seen here twice, and I don't plan to see her again. She wasn't for me.

Her body is good, but fuller than I prefer.

She has a big juicy booty. It's her best feature and looks great. Especially when she's working at Turakina and I follow her up the stairs in a g-string

Overall she was slim enough, but definitely not size 6 as advertised.

She has nice boobs, possibly bigger than B cup.

She has a cute face.

A couple of minor tattoos.

She's obviously not 18 as advertised. I guessed her age (last year) at 21-23.

On the first visit, she was moderately friendly. Not bad enough to put me off, but not as warm and friendly as the best ones.

But on the second visit she was a dead fish. Zero enthusiasm at all.

It was a real turn off, and the session was no fun at all. She said she was tired after landing at 3am, but still, she shouldn't be working if she can't do it right. I pay good money, and it's not acceptable to give such poor service.

Her blowjob was pretty solid. No spit or moaning, but a good enough action and lasted a reasonable time.

I didn't do DATY, but fingered her.

I like a little choking. She said ok to light choking on the first visit, but strictly no on the second visit.

The fist session was middle of the road. The second was a total bust, and made me cross her off my list.

She'd probably respond if she saw this by saying we didn't vibe together, or whatever. That's all good with me, plenty of options out there. I won't waste good cash looking to see if she's better next time.

feel bad i hope you find a good recovery punt,bad service is always a bummer.Goodluck to you for future punts

 

[JohnnyPunter]

I swear most of my second visits are a let down. So I usually don't even bother seeing a girl twice these days. Unless she's a backup booking.

 

[InMediasRes]

feel bad i hope you find a good recovery punt,bad service is always a bummer.Goodluck to you for future punts

Thanks.

This is actually a few months old, so had plenty of better experiences since.

I'm slowly working my way through reviewing all my punts that are still active. It's a work in progress.

 

[InMediasRes]

Does she still say every 5 minutes or so "I'm never done this before and don't know what I'm doing ."

It would've been nice if she'd said something every 5mins...

 

[InMediasRes]

I swear most of my second visits are a let down. So I usually don't even bother seeing a girl twice these days. Unless she's a backup booking.

I guess like movie sequels...

 

[davesmith]

I swear most of my second visits are a let down. So I usually don't even bother seeing a girl twice these days. Unless she's a backup booking.

I’ve learned that if it’s not a “fuck yes” it’s a no

 

[davesmith]

that is Lola *

Is she hot? Fun even if inexperienced?

 

[dodo69]

I swear most of my second visits are a let down. So I usually don't even bother seeing a girl twice these days. Unless she's a backup booking.

do you have enough to cycle through without repeat though?

 

[JohnnyPunter]

do you have enough to cycle through without repeat though?

Sure. There are new girls joining the industry or entering the country all the time.

 

[InMediasRes]

Sure. There are new girls joining the industry or entering the country all the time.

That's the beauty of the game. There's always new hot young ass...

And in this economy, there's always a degree of need/desperation.

It actually reminds me of an 18th birthday party I went to in December for a friend's daughter.

There was about ten 18 year old girls who had all just finished high school.

All of them were looking for jobs - some just for summer before starting uni, and some full time who weren't doing uni.

Despite looking, not one of them had a job - it was a real topic of conversation on the night.

I wasn't quite drunk enough to give them SL's phone number, but I sure wanted to!

I would've happily punted every girl there (except the birthday girl - known her since a baby, too weird).

They were all hot. One girl in particular was gorgeous

If you extrapolate that to the wider community, there must be a lot of girls who need more cash.

You have to assume a reasonable percentage find their way to SW/stripping/OF...

 

[Doritosonmychest92]

Thanks.

This is actually a few months old, so had plenty of better experiences since.

I'm slowly working my way through reviewing all my punts that are still active. It's a work in progress.

 

[Doritosonmychest92]

still thanks for sharing your experience it’s always good to know who to not go to

 

[massagefan]

That's the beauty of the game. There's always new hot young ass...

And in this economy, there's always a degree of need/desperation.

It actually reminds me of an 18th birthday party I went to in December for a friend's daughter.

There was about ten 18 year old girls who had all just finished high school.

All of them were looking for jobs - some just for summer before starting uni, and some full time who weren't doing uni.

Despite looking, not one of them had a job - it was a real topic of conversation on the night.

I wasn't quite drunk enough to give them SL's phone number, but I sure wanted to!

I would've happily punted every girl there (except the birthday girl - known her since a baby, too weird).

They were all hot. One girl in particular was gorgeous

If you extrapolate that to the wider community, there must be a lot of girls who need more cash.

You have to assume a reasonable percentage find their way to SW/stripping/OF...

Fuck that sounds like a fun party. I am just imagining Quagmire there.

 

[Notanother]

That's the beauty of the game. There's always new hot young ass...

And in this economy, there's always a degree of need/desperation.

It actually reminds me of an 18th birthday party I went to in December for a friend's daughter.

There was about ten 18 year old girls who had all just finished high school.

All of them were looking for jobs - some just for summer before starting uni, and some full time who weren't doing uni.

Despite looking, not one of them had a job - it was a real topic of conversation on the night.

I wasn't quite drunk enough to give them SL's phone number, but I sure wanted to!

I would've happily punted every girl there (except the birthday girl - known her since a baby, too weird).

They were all hot. One girl in particular was gorgeous

If you extrapolate that to the wider community, there must be a lot of girls who need more cash.

You have to assume a reasonable percentage find their way to SW/stripping/OF...

Or they go to Oz

 

[InMediasRes]

Fuck that sounds like a fun party. I am just imagining Quagmire there.

 

[InMediasRes]

Or they go to Oz

Yeah, a shitload of young people have done that recently.

Sad to be loosing so much juicy

A few of my favourites from last year went to Oz, notably Amelia from SL

 

[dodo69]

Yeah, a shitload of young people have done that recently.

Sad to be loosing so much juicy

A few of my favourites from last year went to Oz, notably Amelia from SL

Sorry what is Oz?

 

[GripMaster]

Sorry what is Oz?

Australia

 

[Banana]

So, Alara;

I'm really going to strain my friendship with @Banana with this one...

I have seen here twice, and I don't plan to see her again. She wasn't for me.

Her body is good, but fuller than I prefer.

She has a big juicy booty. It's her best feature and looks great. Especially when she's working at Turakina and I follow her up the stairs in a g-string

Overall she was slim enough, but definitely not size 6 as advertised.

She has nice boobs, possibly bigger than B cup.

She has a cute face.

A couple of minor tattoos.

She's obviously not 18 as advertised. I guessed her age (last year) at 21-23.

On the first visit, she was moderately friendly. Not bad enough to put me off, but not as warm and friendly as the best ones.

But on the second visit she was a dead fish. Zero enthusiasm at all.

It was a real turn off, and the session was no fun at all. She said she was tired after landing at 3am, but still, she shouldn't be working if she can't do it right. I pay good money, and it's not acceptable to give such poor service.

Her blowjob was pretty solid. No spit or moaning, but a good enough action and lasted a reasonable time.

I didn't do DATY, but fingered her.

I like a little choking. She said ok to light choking on the first visit, but strictly no on the second visit.

The fist session was middle of the road. The second was a total bust, and made me cross her off my list.

She'd probably respond if she saw this by saying we didn't vibe together, or you get back the energy that you project out, blah blah.

No, I'm the money. This is not a date. Yes, I'm friendly, polite and courteous. But I don't need to please you.

It's your job to project a good vibe, even if you're not in the mood.

So, on to the next. Plenty of options out there. I won't waste good cash looking to see if she's better next time.

It's okay we will always be friends.

But I will now need a Alara/Lola bi-double to heal my broken heart

 

[InMediasRes]

It's okay we will always be friends.

But I will now need a Alara/Lola bi-double to heal my broken heart

I've been waiting all day to see your reaction

I look forward to the review of your rebound bi-double

 

[Banana]

I've been waiting all day to see your reaction

I look forward to the review of your rebound bi-double

In seriousness though did she really deserved a 1/10?

I get it, all subjective blah blah blah but I don't give out 10/10 easily nor a 1/10 either unless it's a complete b&s with a 60 yr old grandma pretending to be 18, a "girl" turned out to be a man or a crackhead high on drugs threw up on your cock during the booking.

Even an ugly girl with bad service may still be a 3 or 4 perhaps. The rating are there for a purpose so let's be as informative as possible rather than "she's a starfish but has a nice bum and gave okay BJ, oh well 1/10."

Just my humble 2 cents

 

[InMediasRes]

In seriousness though did she really deserved a 1/10?

I get it, all subjective blah blah blah but I don't give out 10/10 easily nor a 1/10 either unless it's a complete b&s with a 60 yr old grandma pretending to be 18, a "girl" turned out to be a man or a crackhead high on drugs threw up on your cock during the booking.

Even an ugly girl with bad service may still be a 3 or 4 perhaps. The rating are there for a purpose so let's be as informative as possible rather than "she's a starfish but has a nice bum and gave okay BJ, oh well 1/10."

Just my humble 2 cents

Fair question.

On the balance, my first visit was probably a 6/10 and the second visit a 2/10 as her attitude completely ruined it.

So you could argue an aggregate of 4/10.

But....

I rate all girls from 0-5 on my own system.

5 = brilliant
4 = great
3 = good
2 = ok
1 = not good, but would return if I was horny and desperate.
0 = not again.

The second session with Alara = not again.

So she's a zero on my scale. Sounds really harsh, but it's just the system I use.

PunterHub rates out of 10, so I double my scores.

0 x 2 is still zero, so I rounded up to 1 to be polite.

Yeah I could drag it up to 4. But then what do I do with the 2's from my list.

So I'm just sticking with doubling my numbers and fiddling with odds and evens to spread them.

And in my opinion, ratings aren't actually about who the girl is, but how much I enjoyed the session.

It's about me (us), the paying public. What do we get from it. Thats what matters.

She was so bad that I went completely soft. I had to delve into the wank-bank and fantasise about other girls to make myself cum with a semi.

One of @JohnnyPunter old grannies with great enthusiasm might've done a better job

 

[Banana]

Fair question.

On the balance, my first visit was probably a 6/10 and the second visit a 2/10 as her attitude completely ruined it.

So you could argue an aggregate of 4/10.

But....

I rate all girls from 0-5 on my own system.

5 = brilliant
4 = great
3 = good
2 = ok
1 = not good, but would return if I was horny and desperate.
0 = not again.

The second session with Alara = not again.

So she's a zero on my scale. Sounds really harsh, but it's just the system I use.

PunterHub rates out of 10, so I double my scores.

0 x 2 is still zero, so I rounded up to 1 to be polite.

Yeah I could drag it up to 4. But then what do I do with the 2's from my list.

So I'm just sticking with doubling my numbers and fiddling with odds and evens to spread them.

And in my opinion, ratings aren't actually about who the girl is, but how much I enjoyed the session.

It's about me (us), the paying public. What do we get from it. Thats what matters.

She was so bad that I went completely soft. I had to delve into the wank-bank and fantasise about other girls to make myself cum with a semi.

One of @JohnnyPunter old grannies with great enthusiasm might've done a better job

Yea, hence I said from the beginning I don't like score/rating, reading the actual content is actually more important.

But JP insisted rating is a great way to have a quick indication of what that girl is like but again we all apply the 1-10 scale so differently is almost pointless.

You did me a solid tbh

 

[darkne33]

Fair question.

On the balance, my first visit was probably a 6/10 and the second visit a 2/10 as her attitude completely ruined it.

So you could argue an aggregate of 4/10.

But....

I rate all girls from 0-5 on my own system.

5 = brilliant
4 = great
3 = good
2 = ok
1 = not good, but would return if I was horny and desperate.
0 = not again.

The second session with Alara = not again.

So she's a zero on my scale. Sounds really harsh, but it's just the system I use.

PunterHub rates out of 10, so I double my scores.

0 x 2 is still zero, so I rounded up to 1 to be polite.

Yeah I could drag it up to 4. But then what do I do with the 2's from my list.

So I'm just sticking with doubling my numbers and fiddling with odds and evens to spread them.

And in my opinion, ratings aren't actually about who the girl is, but how much I enjoyed the session.

It's about me (us), the paying public. What do we get from it. Thats what matters.

She was so bad that I went completely soft. I had to delve into the wank-bank and fantasise about other girls to make myself cum with a semi.

One of @JohnnyPunter old grannies with great enthusiasm might've done a better job

I am trying to follow your logic here, why double the score? If you had two 5 out of 5 scores for both visits, then she gets a 25/10?

Bad punts are definitely character building. Maybe at the next visit, she will bring her A game! Whos know? True girlfriend experience? Haha she is still on my list... and as Barney would say "challenge axx-ccepted!"

 

[InMediasRes]

Yea, hence I said from the beginning I don't like score/rating, reading the actual content is actually more important.

But JP insisted rating is a great way to have a quick indication of what that girl is like but again we all apply the 1-10 scale so differently is almost pointless.

You did me a solid tbh

True, it is very arbitrary.

Both the rating and the content have their uses.

And hey, the next time you're gagging to bury a load in Alara, I won't be cock blocking your session

 

[InMediasRes]

I am trying to follow your logic here, why double the score? If you had two 5 out of 5 scores for both visits, then she gets a 25/10?

You lost me, mate.

All girls that I see have one score on my system that is a summary of all my visits.

And that score is on a 0-5 scale.

When I write a review here,

5 = 9 or 10
4 = 7 or 8
3 = 5 or 6
2 = 3 or 4
1 = 2
0 = 1 because you can't do 0 here.

It's common for me to rate new girls 5/5 because they're fresh and exciting.

But after 2-3 visits they don't seem as good and they're revised to 3 or 4 overall.

That's why I don't usually write a review after a single visit.

 

[rastag33k]

Fair question.

On the balance, my first visit was probably a 6/10 and the second visit a 2/10 as her attitude completely ruined it.

So you could argue an aggregate of 4/10.

But....

I rate all girls from 0-5 on my own system.

5 = brilliant
4 = great
3 = good
2 = ok
1 = not good, but would return if I was horny and desperate.
0 = not again.

The second session with Alara = not again.

So she's a zero on my scale. Sounds really harsh, but it's just the system I use.

PunterHub rates out of 10, so I double my scores.

0 x 2 is still zero, so I rounded up to 1 to be polite.

Yeah I could drag it up to 4. But then what do I do with the 2's from my list.

So I'm just sticking with doubling my numbers and fiddling with odds and evens to spread them.

And in my opinion, ratings aren't actually about who the girl is, but how much I enjoyed the session.

It's about me (us), the paying public. What do we get from it. Thats what matters.

She was so bad that I went completely soft. I had to delve into the wank-bank and fantasise about other girls to make myself cum with a semi.

One of @JohnnyPunter old grannies with great enthusiasm might've done a better job

> She was so bad that I went completely soft. I had to delve into the wank-bank and fantasise about other girls to make myself cum with a semi.

Reminds me of my booking with Rose SL - She was so bad that I frantically was searching texting DB to book Lanlan and went straight to Lanlan from from SL - She sucked my cock so good and CIM - Happiness

 

[InMediasRes]

> She was so bad that I went completely soft. I had to delve into the wank-bank and fantasise about other girls to make myself cum with a semi.

Reminds me of my booking with Rose SL - She was so bad that I frantically was searching texting DB to book Lanlan and went straight to Lanlan from from SL - She sucked my cock so good and CIM - Happiness

Yeah, Rose is also a 0 on my list...

At least I came that time, but I know exactly what you mean.

You're with a girl that you paid for who's supposed to make you happy and you need to think about other girls???

It sounds like a marriage...

Sometimes when a punt has gone sideways, I think about getting my phone out and watching porn while the SW sucks me off.

But I've never actually done it.

 

[Banana]

I am trying to follow your logic here, why double the score? If you had two 5 out of 5 scores for both visits, then she gets a 25/10?

Bad punts are definitely character building. Maybe at the next visit, she will bring her A game! Whos know? True girlfriend experience? Haha she is still on my list... and as Barney would say "challenge axx-ccepted!"

> She was so bad that I went completely soft. I had to delve into the wank-bank and fantasise about other girls to make myself cum with a semi.

Reminds me of my booking with Rose SL - She was so bad that I frantically was searching texting DB to book Lanlan and went straight to Lanlan from from SL - She sucked my cock so good and CIM - Happiness

Tbh the more I read others' reviews the more I realised I must be a simple man that can be easily satisfied. Fuck I had a great time with Rose and Alara was awesome too in her own unique way.

But @darkne33 take Alara off your list mate, I suggest old Amy instead, she has more enthusiasm lol

 

[InMediasRes]

Tbh the more I read others' reviews the more I realised I must be a simple man that can be easily satisfied. Fuck I had a great time with Rose and Alara was awesome too in her own unique way.

But @darkne33 take Alara off your list mate, I suggest old Amy instead, she has more enthusiasm lol

 

[jwoo]

Yea, hence I said from the beginning I don't like score/rating, reading the actual content is actually more important.

But JP insisted rating is a great way to have a quick indication of what that girl is like but again we all apply the 1-10 scale so differently is almost pointless.

Same here, that's why I not give scores. Period!