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So I was keen for a rugged punt on labour day, had a few hours free and a budget of 250 so I thought fuck it lets hit up old Fengs in Birkenhead, it's usually a retirement home but they do get some young girls in occasionally, even the odd indian bird, but for my purposes and aging asian aunty will do just fine.
Rocked up without a booking, got buzzed in by the old mate who told me to take a seat in the lounge while he goes to fetch a girl. Normally theres a couple on so they'll do a line up, but he said only one free was "hong kong lady very beautiful" (he reckons)
After a minute she comes out and she's gotta be 60 odd at least, platform heels, tiny red lace dress and long straight black hair down past her ass though, looking like a lady from a proper hong kong whorehouse should (plus 30 years or so)
Introduces herself as Julie, even though when I text earlier they told me only Cici and Apple were working that night and she definitely didn't look like either of the pictures they sent.
She takes me to the room and gets the shower going, whips off her dress and she's got a barrel of a body, tiny flap tits and a concave ass, however her long silky hair is starting to weave some magic on me and I'm finding it quite enticing.
I ask her if she eats ass and takes cum on her face and she says "for tip" so I chuck her another note and she wraps up in a towel to run it back to old mate at the counter before coming back and joining me in the shower.
Despite looking like some kind of gremlin in a wig once we're in the shower she starts soaping up my shit and i start getting horny as fuck, sometimes i get even more turned on fucking the ugly old biddies because it's fucking filthy, i don't know if any of you can relate or if i'm just a sick cunt.
after she's thoroughly washed my asshole she sets me down on the bed and tells me to put my legs up, i grab em up in the air like i'm about to get my pussy eaten and she starts slowly working around my inner thighs and balls with her fingernails, super gentle before bringing her tongue into the equation and lightly licking and sucking everywhere from the backs of my knees down to my asshole, and massaging around my balls and hole with her fingers while she did it. The old lady definitely knew what she was doing, I was throbbing in minutes and she hadn't even really touyched my actual cock yet.
Her hair was crazy, kept getting in the way so i though fuck it lets get it in the mix and wrapped it around my cock and started tugging while she started tongue fucking my asshole like she was trying to get the last out of the bag, she seemed really entertained by this and started saying "oh yesss baby my hair make you horny" and in my head I was thinking well shit lady the rest of you doesn't so i don't have too much to work with but instead I just grunted some shit i don't really remember, called her beautiful or something probably.
anyway at some point she pushed my hands off and untied the newly formed dreadlocks of her hair around my cock and starts jerking me double fisted with she sucks and slurps my shit, honestly this felt fucking phenomenal and it seems like all the years of practice have paid off, after a couple minutes I was ready to burst but she jumped up and said YOU FUCK PUSSY NOW so I thought okay fuck it whatever lets see if she's hiding some magic in there too.
She told me her pussy was small because she hasn't had any babies, which just struck me as more sad than anything, plus i'm generally a fan of loose and sloppy gilfs so a tight puss isn't really a win for me.
Pumped away for a couple minutes while she moaned and did her thing but it wasn't really working for me so I jumped off and told her to get back to sucking.
Now we hit the peak where she was alternating between slurping my hole and sloppily jerking me and playing with my balls, then deep throating me with incredible headbanging power while she slid a finger in and out, normally when you're skullfucking someone it's the person with a cock that is pounding it out but this was all her doing, I just laid back and she was jackhammering me with her wrinkled old mug and it felt amazing. so she did that back and forth for a couple minutes until I felt the volcano ready to blow so I told her to get up and get ready, she jumped off the bed faster than anyone her age should be able too, sat on the ground with her head up and grabbed my ass and slid a finger in just as I blew a fat load all over her face, narrowly missing her hair, after this she went back to straight sucking my balls and moaning while i spurted out a few last drops and landed back on earth.
after a quick cleanup of her face we jumped in the shower and she gave me a quick scrub down and a few more kisses on the dick, i can promise you if she had worn a showercap at the start of the booking i probably would have walked.
then she toweled me off and walked me out and made me promise to come see her again
FACE: 0/10
BODY: 0/10
PUSSY: 0/10
ASSHOLE: Couldn't even see it her butt was pinched in so tight
TECHNIQUE: 10/10
ENTHUSIASM: 6/10
COST: $180 for half an hour of the base service + $50 for the raw shit, rimming and cum on face. came in under my budget so spent the rest on takeaways across the street
Would I go back? Probably, but i reckon i'd try to get a prettier worker next time but if she's the consolation prize i'll still let her destroy her vocal chords on me again for a quick 30 minute booking, wouldn't go for more and wouldnt waste time with any of her other holes
Rocked up without a booking, got buzzed in by the old mate who told me to take a seat in the lounge while he goes to fetch a girl. Normally theres a couple on so they'll do a line up, but he said only one free was "hong kong lady very beautiful" (he reckons)
After a minute she comes out and she's gotta be 60 odd at least, platform heels, tiny red lace dress and long straight black hair down past her ass though, looking like a lady from a proper hong kong whorehouse should (plus 30 years or so)
Introduces herself as Julie, even though when I text earlier they told me only Cici and Apple were working that night and she definitely didn't look like either of the pictures they sent.
She takes me to the room and gets the shower going, whips off her dress and she's got a barrel of a body, tiny flap tits and a concave ass, however her long silky hair is starting to weave some magic on me and I'm finding it quite enticing.
I ask her if she eats ass and takes cum on her face and she says "for tip" so I chuck her another note and she wraps up in a towel to run it back to old mate at the counter before coming back and joining me in the shower.
Despite looking like some kind of gremlin in a wig once we're in the shower she starts soaping up my shit and i start getting horny as fuck, sometimes i get even more turned on fucking the ugly old biddies because it's fucking filthy, i don't know if any of you can relate or if i'm just a sick cunt.
after she's thoroughly washed my asshole she sets me down on the bed and tells me to put my legs up, i grab em up in the air like i'm about to get my pussy eaten and she starts slowly working around my inner thighs and balls with her fingernails, super gentle before bringing her tongue into the equation and lightly licking and sucking everywhere from the backs of my knees down to my asshole, and massaging around my balls and hole with her fingers while she did it. The old lady definitely knew what she was doing, I was throbbing in minutes and she hadn't even really touyched my actual cock yet.
Her hair was crazy, kept getting in the way so i though fuck it lets get it in the mix and wrapped it around my cock and started tugging while she started tongue fucking my asshole like she was trying to get the last out of the bag, she seemed really entertained by this and started saying "oh yesss baby my hair make you horny" and in my head I was thinking well shit lady the rest of you doesn't so i don't have too much to work with but instead I just grunted some shit i don't really remember, called her beautiful or something probably.
anyway at some point she pushed my hands off and untied the newly formed dreadlocks of her hair around my cock and starts jerking me double fisted with she sucks and slurps my shit, honestly this felt fucking phenomenal and it seems like all the years of practice have paid off, after a couple minutes I was ready to burst but she jumped up and said YOU FUCK PUSSY NOW so I thought okay fuck it whatever lets see if she's hiding some magic in there too.
She told me her pussy was small because she hasn't had any babies, which just struck me as more sad than anything, plus i'm generally a fan of loose and sloppy gilfs so a tight puss isn't really a win for me.
Pumped away for a couple minutes while she moaned and did her thing but it wasn't really working for me so I jumped off and told her to get back to sucking.
Now we hit the peak where she was alternating between slurping my hole and sloppily jerking me and playing with my balls, then deep throating me with incredible headbanging power while she slid a finger in and out, normally when you're skullfucking someone it's the person with a cock that is pounding it out but this was all her doing, I just laid back and she was jackhammering me with her wrinkled old mug and it felt amazing. so she did that back and forth for a couple minutes until I felt the volcano ready to blow so I told her to get up and get ready, she jumped off the bed faster than anyone her age should be able too, sat on the ground with her head up and grabbed my ass and slid a finger in just as I blew a fat load all over her face, narrowly missing her hair, after this she went back to straight sucking my balls and moaning while i spurted out a few last drops and landed back on earth.
after a quick cleanup of her face we jumped in the shower and she gave me a quick scrub down and a few more kisses on the dick, i can promise you if she had worn a showercap at the start of the booking i probably would have walked.
then she toweled me off and walked me out and made me promise to come see her again
FACE: 0/10
BODY: 0/10
PUSSY: 0/10
ASSHOLE: Couldn't even see it her butt was pinched in so tight
TECHNIQUE: 10/10
ENTHUSIASM: 6/10
COST: $180 for half an hour of the base service + $50 for the raw shit, rimming and cum on face. came in under my budget so spent the rest on takeaways across the street
Would I go back? Probably, but i reckon i'd try to get a prettier worker next time but if she's the consolation prize i'll still let her destroy her vocal chords on me again for a quick 30 minute booking, wouldn't go for more and wouldnt waste time with any of her other holes
★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆
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