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Kate aka 'Far From Average' - Wales, 2018

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This was back in 2018 so isn't a current recommendation even if any of you deviants were heading to Wales. It's unashamedly one of those boasting reviews 😀
Admin, feel free to delete if this is too old.
I posted a version of it on Adult Forum at the time but had to censor it a lot for their bullshit requirements.

Location: an apartment in the Bay. As this was my first time in Wales, discretion wasn't an issue for me but even if it had been, I would have had no concerns.
It was easy to find thanks to the satnav in my rental car and Kate gave me clear directions to find her building and apartment.

The apartment was of high quality with a nice comfortable bed, a good shower, and soft carpet.

Looks: She's a pretty girl in her early 30s with lovely blue eyes and big curves that she loves to show off. She used to have long flowing blonde hair (she showed me a photo on her phone afterwards and it was fantastic) but at present it's very short. That didn't bother me at all, in fact her overall sexiness and resemblance to someone I'd wanted to fuck for years had me hard before I'd even taken my pants off, a rarity for me.

Photos are accurate, especially the selfies recently added. Her height is as described and her hygiene was excellent.

Services: I paid £130 for an hour, which included DFK, OWO, RO, and CIM / facial to finish. Her general attitude and level of enthusiasm were great throughout.

Kate was without a doubt the filthiest girl I've been with and I had an amazing time. She kissed me like she meant it, was more than happy to spread her pussy wide open for my enjoyment, and had the dirtiest mouth I've ever had the pleasure to bury myself in. I must have led a sheltered life in New Zealand because I've never met a whore who relished being called a whore and a filthy one at that. Her dirty talk never felt forced and I think it turned her on as much as it did me.
I emerged from the shower to find her playing with herself on the bed, so small talk was over very quickly! Between kisses I told her what I liked and within a minute her knickers were off and my face was buried in her delicious cunt. I licked until my tongue hurt and I couldn't breathe properly.

We tried fisting, which had been on my bucket list for a while, I was able to get four fingers in but not my thumb. She encouraged me in the best way and in fact made me finger her harder than I would have dared otherwise.

Kate's oral skills were impressive, with lots of licking and spitting and some deep throat gagging. She also let me / encouraged me to fuck her mouth while she maintained eye contact and egged me on with more dirty talk.

We fucked in doggy, missionary, and cowgirl (with me rubbing oil all over her big tits) but I was set on a CIM / facial finish since that's not allowed in New Zealand and Kate was very keen for that too.

She didn't disappoint, kneeling in front of me and begging me to come all over "your filthy Welsh slut" while I alternating between stroking myself and fucking her mouth. It was very hot in the room and I was worried about dripping sweat on her. "Don't worry", she said, "I want it all: your sweat, your spit, your cum", so I obliged her with the first two immediately and before long I came so hard, across her cheeks and chin and into her open mouth, I was swaying on my feet. She gave me a cheeky grin and drained the last of it out of me.

Afterwards she joined me in the shower and gave one last "wank bank moment" with another wicked smile and my fresh load still dripping off her chin. If I ever have a near-death experience I'm hoping to have that image feature when my life flashes before my eyes!

Overall: she describes herself as the "perfect GF who flips to dirty pornstar at the drop of a hat" and that's exactly what I got.
 
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Wow, sounds like one hell of a good time. Some of those British birds are filthy as fuck. Only girl I ever fisted was an English girl, must be something in the water over there.

Thanks for your review! Wales is the last place you think of when it comes to punting.
 
Wow, sounds like one hell of a good time. Some of those British birds are filthy as fuck. Only girl I ever fisted was an English girl, must be something in the water over there.

Thanks for your review! Wales is the last place you think of when it comes to punting.
Yeah all my best experiences have been with British girls, they just love that dirty talk.
I hope to get back there someday to indulge myself in more treats - I'd really love a British Asian woman, an Irish girl with bright green eyes and a dirty mouth, and a Scottish redhead. Probably not all at once but .....
 
Yeah all my best experiences have been with British girls, they just love that dirty talk.
I hope to get back there someday to indulge myself in more treats - I'd really love a British Asian woman, an Irish girl with bright green eyes and a dirty mouth, and a Scottish redhead. Probably not all at once but .....
A yellow British Asian or Asian like they say it over there being Indian or Paki?
 
A yellow British Asian or Asian like they say it over there being Indian or Paki?
You know is really exotic? An Asian girl with a thick English or Welsh accent. I saw one on a British soap show once and was captivated. I bet it would make her extra sexy when she demands you rimmer her deeper in her English accent while bouncing on your face. 🤣
 
Great review! Sounds like a filthy girl. For some reason reading this put Manic Street Preachers music in my head.
Every once in a while they play at Cardiff Castle, but not when I was there unfortunately. I was lucky enough to see them in Japan a couple of years ago though.
 
You know is really exotic? An Asian girl with a thick English or Welsh accent. I saw one on a British soap show once and was captivated. I bet it would make her extra sexy when she demands you rimmer her deeper in her English accent while bouncing on your face. 🤣
Fuckin-A! That sounds marvelous.
 
You know is really exotic? An Asian girl with a thick English or Welsh accent. I saw one on a British soap show once and was captivated. I bet it would make her extra sexy when she demands you rimmer her deeper in her English accent while bouncing on your face. 🤣
I would love that!! There have been a few porn chicks who have pulled this combo off well in recent years. Harriet Sugarcookie is probably the most famous.

I would love a girl like that telling me to lick her anus.
 
Every once in a while they play at Cardiff Castle, but not when I was there unfortunately. I was lucky enough to see them in Japan a couple of years ago though.
That’s awesome! I have seen them live just once when they came to NZ. Would love to see them again.

A Cardiff Castle gig by them would be special.
 
I agree, the pommie or UK girls are far dirtier than kiwi chicks.
I had a hookup with one from a UK pub, a great session, we got so sweaty we decided to have a shower. She managed to get me hard again in there, she bends over in the shower, spreads her legs and says "OK, bruv, I want to take it in my arse, we can wash up afterwards."
Can you imagine a kiwi girl saying this?
 
Only girl I ever fisted was an English girl, must be something in the water over there.
Fisting is the craziest thing. I’ve only done when commanded to do so, and following her very specific instructions. ‘I want you to put four fingers inside me, then your thumb, now push gently. Okay, take your fingers out and cover them with lube, up to your knuckles. Reinsert fingers, thumb, and now push hard’ Eureka 💡!!!!

My hand completely disappeared from the wrist, with my fist was locked solid in her pussy. No lateral moment was possible, leaving only rotation - which she just adored. Have to say the feel, and especially the look, plus her reactions, were next level.
 
Fisting is the craziest thing. I’ve only done when commanded to do so, and following her very specific instructions. ‘I want you to put four fingers inside me, then your thumb, now push gently. Okay, take your fingers out and cover them with lube, up to your knuckles. Reinsert fingers, thumb, and now push hard’ Eureka 💡!!!!

My hand completely disappeared from the wrist, with my fist was locked solid in her pussy. No lateral moment was possible, leaving only rotation - which she just adored. Have to say the feel, and especially the look, plus her reactions, were next level.
It was a similar thing with me, she was really into fisting. I had never even done it before and never had the desire. She really wanted me do it and I was kinda curious. Would I do it again? Only if a girl requested it lol.
 
Hopefully, on one of the occasions I see her again, the ‘horny for fisting’ mood will descend again. If it doesn’t, not to worry, there are many other pleasantries to explore. But, since fisting has been a rarity, I’d like to revisit it - kinda like skydiving 🪂, you need a few jumps before adrenaline levels subside to a level where the experience can be properly appreciated.
 
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