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I’ll explain the heading as you read along. I haven’t had a release in about 6-7months and Last weekend was the first time I was available to get some action. Problem was that I didn’t have much cash to work with, $200. So I scrolled the local web on Escortify for some Asian girls based in Takapuna. Take note this was at 2am on a Sunday night. I received no answers for about an hour and was about to head home when I got a text from a lady to say she is available. I just want a bj with MB. I made my way over and I’m not even sure where this bloody place is, even as I’m sitting here I dont know how I got there. Anyways I got there, to the door and this old grandma maybe in her 70s opens the door. My first thought fuck no, but she said “ come on lady here shortly” so I thought ok maybe she’s still on her way and I’ll just wait and see what come out.

About 5minutes pass and this woman walks in that I would guess maybe 50-60. She was very friendly and asked me” BJ $50 only” I very reluctantly said yes and asked her if she doesn’t have a younger one to come to me. She laughed and said, “ I suck you dry” she grabbed my hand and led me to a room. My thoughts was to just run but I followed her against my better judgement. I thought to myself, fine she’s just gonna suck me off and im gonna run faster out the door before she can spit the 🥜 out. Gave her the $ and was instructed to strip down and lay on the bed in a fairly lit room, very clean from memory . She also stripped down and to be honest, not a bad looking old lady. Tits maybe D little saggy but all n.a.t. Small mum tum and firm body. She had makeup on, the topical red lipstick etc. before she even started I warned her that I haven’t nutted in months and I have full balls and I might just last a couple of minutes, she just shrugged it off and said again, I suck you dry.

She proceeded to slobber all over my knob, balls and inner thighs. No teeth, just warm and moist. I closed my eyes and pretended it was this young hot chick. She kept on going for a minute or 2 and then started to deep throat me. I thought to myself, fuck it and held the back of her head and started to face fuck her. She didn’t complain or stop me and I just pumped harder and harder until I shot a massive load in her mouth. The cum was oozing out the side of her mouth and onto my shaft. She got up, spat it out and then proceeded to clean me up. She made a joke and said that was enough cum to make all woman pregnant after Trump kills everyone..Now normally I’m a one shot guy but my dick was still rock hard. She noticed this and said to me” Can see you ready to fuck balls still full. $100and you fuck me hard”

Again against my better judgment, I gave her the $100 and she put a condom on and jumped ontop. She was almost squatting ontop of me like half squat and half with on knee on the bed. She proceeded to to go like this for a minute or 2 then she lifter her other leg up to be in full squat position. I held her bum from the bottom and proceeded to pump her upwards as hard as I could. She was enjoying this and when I stopped she asked my why I stopped and all I could say is I’m ready to fuck doggy..

Entered from behind and asked if I could pull her hair and she was all good with it. I was pulling really hard and pumping as hard as I could. It felt like I was about to rip her head off that’s how hard I was pulling and fucking. She was moaning real hard by this time. it almost sounded like I was slapping her with the way I was thrusting. This lasted maybe 2 minutes and I 🥜.

She cleaned me up and I was darting for the door as fast as I can. On the way I walked past Granny and all she could say was, “ we can all hear you fuck Linly like it’s her honeymoon” I just bolted.

It was on my way home that I thought to myself But Why…..
 
I’m real sorry to report boys but had to go and see the DR this morning for a nasty urethra infection. Luckily he can’t say if it’s a STD but all he can say is that it’s an infection without having to take a swab for testing. So just a course of antibiotics and I should be back at doing what I was doing before…🤣🤣 the Dr is a friend of mine and he gave some good advice for these type of things. Ha ha
 
I’m real sorry to report boys but had to go and see the DR this morning for a nasty urethra infection. Luckily he can’t say if it’s a STD but all he can say is that it’s an infection without having to take a swab for testing. So just a course of antibiotics and I should be back at doing what I was doing before…🤣🤣 the Dr is a friend of mine and he gave some good advice for these type of things. Ha ha
Why not just do a test to check? Would have been pretty easy since you are already there, then you would have been sure. Are you saying you caught it from this girl?
 
I’m real sorry to report boys but had to go and see the DR this morning for a nasty urethra infection. Luckily he can’t say if it’s a STD but all he can say is that it’s an infection without having to take a swab for testing. So just a course of antibiotics and I should be back at doing what I was doing before…🤣🤣 the Dr is a friend of mine and he gave some good advice for these type of things. Ha ha
The grannies infected your urethra?
 
Why not just do a test to check? Would have been pretty easy since you are already there, then you would have been sure. Are you saying you caught it from this girl?
Well, he doesn’t think it’s anything STD but purely just a non specific infection or inflammation . He said normally 2 things to look out for. First is a discharge which is the most common one and second is the burning when you piss but in most cases the discharge goes hand in hand with the burning. In my case no discharge just an inflammation at best. Gave some antibiotics and should be cleared up by mid next week.
 
The advice the Doc gave me as follows: your changes are smaller to get an STD if she gives you head with shallow stokes, meaning not deep throat. Bacteria most commonly hang around in the back of the mouth and throat. Once you get a deep throat that’s when you have a bigger chance to get something nasty. However, he did say you can still get it from shallow bj. Best results, put on a condom.
 
Well, he doesn’t think it’s anything STD but purely just a non specific infection or inflammation . He said normally 2 things to look out for. First is a discharge which is the most common one and second is the burning when you piss but in most cases the discharge goes hand in hand with the burning. In my case no discharge just an inflammation at best. Gave some antibiotics and should be cleared up by mid next week.
I got a non specific urethra infection from a Chinese girl back in the day. She Ended up ghosting me after I told her about it haha. Those face saving cultures always have great communication and relationship skills.

I still loved licking her anus though. Better to have licked and lost than have never licked at all.
 
Yeah, I thought I'd caught something once because of itch and some discharge but it was some kind of bladder infection or something.
Doc pretty much said i wasn't drinking enough (water, that is) so my urine had infected me.
I get checked 3-4 times a year - or more if I get vibes - just to be sure.
 
I had some white discharge earlier in the year. Freaked out and off to the doctors. Swabs, urine, blood and all the results came negative. The doctor never told me what that could be. I was happy it wasn't STD, so didn't dwell into it. I also have been told many times I don't drink enough water but never thought there could be a connection between these.
 
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