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Old Aunties at Brenda's Massage Trusted Review

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This isn't a review per se but wanted to share some information with our community. I was in the Botany area and a bit of time to kill so did a walk in to Brenda's place - the houses at 62 and 64 Botany Rd at around 11am. I walked in through the back door, which is more shielded from the front of the road (and I'm sure some of you know I prefer different entrances).

When you enter, there is a small room on the right where the girls were chatting away oblivious to my presence. I announce myself and Kayla came to greet me. She seems to be the coordinator and stand in manasan. I asked who's available, she said take of your shoes and ushered me into a room before we continued to talk. She starts with me. I say no, then she yelled out for Sally to come in first, I turned her down, then it was Anya, again same, and Amy last. I didn't proceed with a booking cause I blew a load yesterday, feeling a little horny but wasn't going to waste money on these aunties (at least not today).

Here's a breakdown of each of those girls and their looks.

Anya
Of the bunch, the only girl whose photo looks most alike in reality. She looked cute, bubbly, and young (mid to late 20s I'd say). She is quite chubby though. Looked like she could be fun and maybe a visit next week.
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Kayla
The stand in manasan is definitely an auntie in her 40s. True to the photo, though had a lot of make up on. Was wearing a slutty dress that showed off her fat midsection. She wasn't doing much to sell the other girls except to yell for them to come to the corridor so I can see them. She did try to hard sell herself though with "I give good massage and service". If true (unlikely), I might give her ago but will definitely need to keep eyes closed for most of that session.
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Amy
I'm disappointed with how she looks now. I saw her 2ish years ago and she's aged heaps. She used to have an innocent cute off-the-boat Chinese girl vibe but now looks like a worn skank. She was wearing a slutty dress, skinny (almost anorexic), face is OKish looking.
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Sally
She looks nothing like the photo. An old aunty maybe in her early 40s. Poor posture, fat belly, yuck.
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Thanks for the info! Melody used to be my go to at Brenda's massage. She is in her early 30s, cute, perky boobs and nice attitude. Just wondering why you passed on Anya? (she sounds fun)
 
They rotate them between Botany and Panmure and I think there is another place too?

Kayla was a hard no for me. She also had quite crooked teeth you can't tell from photo.
 
They rotate them between Botany and Panmure and I think there is another place too?

Kayla was a hard no for me. She also had quite crooked teeth you can't tell from photo.
Yep, the crooked teeth is off putting. She did have biggish tits though and with the slutty short dress she was wearing I was about to grab her tits and lift up her skirt but chickened out... though if she went with it, my little head might've taken over and I probably would've booked :ROFLMAO:

Thanks for the info! Melody used to be my go to at Brenda's massage. She is in her early 30s, cute, perky boobs and nice attitude. Just wondering why you passed on Anya? (she sounds fun)
Thinking back I probably should've probably proceeded with her but I wasn't really that turned on. The big rationale head was mostly in charge. Had Kayla bought her into the room and left me with her for a few mins, she might've been able to convince me to proceed with a booking with her. She does have biggish squeezable tits.

@koop how were Melody's tits? I've had an eye on her for a while but have never ran into her. Does she let you play with them?

Amy was really cheeky when I saw her last time, she tried to keep her bra and underwear on. When her bra came off, she was wearing padding underneath and didn't let me play with her tits.
 
Yep, the crooked teeth is off putting. She did have biggish tits though and with the slutty short dress she was wearing I was about to grab her tits and lift up her skirt but chickened out... though if she went with it, my little head might've taken over and I probably would've booked :ROFLMAO:


Thinking back I probably should've probably proceeded with her but I wasn't really that turned on. The big rationale head was mostly in charge. Had Kayla bought her into the room and left me with her for a few mins, she might've been able to convince me to proceed with a booking with her. She does have biggish squeezable tits.

@koop how were Melody's tits? I've had an eye on her for a while but have never ran into her. Does she let you play with them?

Amy was really cheeky when I saw her last time, she tried to keep her bra and underwear on. When her bra came off, she was wearing padding underneath and didn't let me play with her tits.
I haven’t seen her for over a year, but when I did, she had amazing boobs—perky, C-cup, light brown, very attractive. I’d say her tits are her best asset.

Melody was the most popular girl at Brandan’s for a while (about three years ago). She responds well if you treat her with respect. You know, be a gentleman and she might let you do more. She’s more like a Thai masseuse—you need to build rapport with her.

I think she keeps a record of how many times you see her 😂 It’s like a point system: the more points you get, the more services you unlock. Obviously, if you treat her well and you’re good-looking, you get more points.
 
I haven’t seen her for over a year, but when I did, she had amazing boobs—perky, C-cup, light brown, very attractive. I’d say her tits are her best asset.

Melody was the most popular girl at Brandan’s for a while (about three years ago). She responds well if you treat her with respect. You know, be a gentleman and she might let you do more. She’s more like a Thai masseuse—you need to build rapport with her.

I think she keeps a record of how many times you see her 😂 It’s like a point system: the more points you get, the more services you unlock. Obviously, if you treat her well and you’re good-looking, you get more points.
Sounds like a lot of work for a therapeutic masseuse. Was she OK with you touching her tits or that's an unlock after multiple visits?

BTW what is your thought on the Pamure location? I've never been, is it quite danky and run down?
 
Sounds like a lot of work for a therapeutic masseuse. Was she OK with you touching her tits or that's an unlock after multiple visits?

BTW what is your thought on the Pamure location? I've never been, is it quite danky and run down?
Their price is $120 for nude + HE, and $140 for nude, touching, and HE. So if you pay $140, touching boobs is included, but not down there. It also depends on the girl—if she likes you, she might do more. But touching boobs is guaranteed if you pay $140.

The girls rotate between different shops in Panmure, Remuera, and Botany. The Panmure place was pretty bad. It felt like a North Korea–style massage parlour. I literally felt like I was in North Korea when I walked in, but ironically I have a lot of great memories there. 😅
 
I was going to post Casey, the girl I saw at the Panmure location, to the list but looks like she isn't listed on the website now so probably left.

Yeah the Panmure location sucks shit. Does feel like walking into a run down part of China, Vietnam or even North Korea there. When I went I couldn't find the fucking place and ended up walking around for at least 7 minutes. They had lots of old equipment being stored there, like massage chairs and nail technician shit. It was grey and bleak. Mind you Panmure is pretty shit and run down anyway, so probably normal for the area!
 
Hmmm... maybe I'll pass on Panmure then. The houses on Botany Rd are run down but still "OK".
 
Their price is $120 for nude + HE, and $140 for nude, touching, and HE. So if you pay $140, touching boobs is included, but not down there. It also depends on the girl—if she likes you, she might do more. But touching boobs is guaranteed if you pay $140.

The girls rotate between different shops in Panmure, Remuera, and Botany. The Panmure place was pretty bad. It felt like a North Korea–style massage parlour. I literally felt like I was in North Korea when I walked in, but ironically I have a lot of great memories there. 😅
With Amy, I paid the $140 but she initially didn't take her bra or underwear off. When I whinged and called Brenda, then she reluctantly took them off but afterwards, didn't allow me to touch her tits :(
 
With Amy, I paid the $140 but she initially didn't take her bra or underwear off. When I whinged and called Brenda, then she reluctantly took them off but afterwards, didn't allow me to touch her tits :(
I’ve never experienced something like this before. Usually the Chinese girls will let you know upfront what you get for what you pay, and they normally honor it. So if you pay $140, in theory you should at least be able to touch their tits. I’ve heard that sometimes Melody doesn’t take her panties off if she doesn’t like the customer, but she will always honor it by taking her bra off and letting you touch.

I think Amy is probably just a unique case, or maybe she was just trying to play you.
 
I’ve never experienced something like this before. Usually the Chinese girls will let you know upfront what you get for what you pay, and they normally honor it. So if you pay $140, in theory you should at least be able to touch their tits. I’ve heard that sometimes Melody doesn’t take her panties off if she doesn’t like the customer, but she will always honor it by taking her bra off and letting you touch.

I think Amy is probably just a unique case, or maybe she was just trying to play you.
Very likely trying to play me.
 
I'll have to stop in and play with that little fatty Anya. She looks like a cute little porker
Can you contact the Mamasan an enquire which aunties do rimming. I plan to do a rimming booking next week.

I was going to do one today but had a nasty shit before lunchtime and was too self concious for rimming today! :poop:
 
The last girl’s pics look nice, .Has anyone experienced her?😍
I agree, the pic is nice and that was largely what motivated me to walk in today; however, as I described, she looks nothing like the pic. In reality, Sally is an old, hunched over (exaggerated) auntie, probably in her early 40s. Tiny tits and medium sized midsection. She didn't smile when greeting me. I'm not convinced she'll give a good service.
 
I agree, the pic is nice and that was largely what motivated me to walk in today; however, as I described, she looks nothing like the pic. In reality, Sally is an old, hunched over (exaggerated) auntie, probably in her early 40s. Tiny tits and medium sized midsection. She didn't smile when greeting me. I'm not convinced she'll give a good service.
Your description of her cracks me up. I'm picturing a hunch over frail old lady pulling her trolley bag to Thai Ping supermarket.

Kayla was really rough aswell, the photo is her but with makeup and touched up. Immense disappointment washed over me when she entered the room. It was mutton dressed up like lamb, given she was wearing that school girl outfit.
 
I agree with your description of Kayla. She gave off a vibe that she's game though (or she was just desperate). I've found that it's fairly common for bigger or not so attractive gives put in extra effort to make up for their short comings. As I said, she was wearing a black low cut dress with short buttoms. Had she flashed me or taken my hand and put it on her tits, that might've been enough for the little head to take over :ROFLMAO: ... yeah yeah yeah...my standards are low.
 
I agree with your description of Kayla. She gave off a vibe that she's game though (or she was just desperate). I've found that it's fairly common for bigger or not so attractive gives put in extra effort to make up for their short comings. As I said, she was wearing a black low cut dress with short buttoms. Had she flashed me or taken my hand and put it on her tits, that might've been enough for the little head to take over :ROFLMAO: ... yeah yeah yeah...my standards are low.
Yeah she definitely seemed desperate and reluctant to leave when I was trying to shoo her away! Even tried to say I would have to wait 30 minutes for another girl, after which I promptly sat and took out my phone in preparation for a wait. But you are right shit might put in the extra effort and give good service! If she offers rimming, OldMac would be keen.
 
I agree with your description of Kayla. She gave off a vibe that she's game though (or she was just desperate). I've found that it's fairly common for bigger or not so attractive gives put in extra effort to make up for their short comings. As I said, she was wearing a black low cut dress with short buttoms. Had she flashed me or taken my hand and put it on her tits, that might've been enough for the little head to take over :ROFLMAO: ... yeah yeah yeah...my standards are low.
Interestingly put, just how big her cup size you think she got there?
 
I went recently in a desperate attempt to get off while in an area im not usually in as bored of the Asians on the shore.

I got a young woman early twenties not sure of her name as she gave me two different ones weird thing was the price 105 for nude HE massage.

Actually what was weirder was the curtain at the front of the house was open a bit and as I walked up one of the aunties was bent over arsehole out right in front of the windows
 
I went recently in a desperate attempt to get off while in an area im not usually in as bored of the Asians on the shore.

I got a young woman early twenties not sure of her name as she gave me two different ones weird thing was the price 105 for nude HE massage.

Actually what was weirder was the curtain at the front of the house was open a bit and as I walked up one of the aunties was bent over arsehole out right in front of the windows
You're not talking about Brenda place right? That sounds funny and weird.
 
Yeah Brenda's it was really weird kind of wished I hadn't gone even the free arsehole in the window couldn't get me back haha
That's very unusual, I have never seen something like that. Did you remember which curtain at front house, was it left or right one?
 
That's very unusual, I have never seen something like that. Did you remember which curtain at front house, was it left or right one?
On the left as you walk between too houses to get to the back looked like she was getting changed or dropped something haha
 
On the left as you walk between too houses to get to the back looked like she was getting changed or dropped something haha
I see, sounds like it's from the left house (62). The best I could come up is maybe she saw someone (you) walking by and gave you a weird/funny surprise. However Asian ladies almost never do something like that unless you two were very close or maybe she's on a dare request🤷🏼‍♀️
 
I went recently in a desperate attempt to get off while in an area im not usually in as bored of the Asians on the shore.

I got a young woman early twenties not sure of her name as she gave me two different ones weird thing was the price 105 for nude HE massage.

Actually what was weirder was the curtain at the front of the house was open a bit and as I walked up one of the aunties was bent over arsehole out right in front of the windows
What were the names that she mentioned?
 
Yep, the crooked teeth is off putting. She did have biggish tits though and with the slutty short dress she was wearing I was about to grab her tits and lift up her skirt but chickened out... though if she went with it, my little head might've taken over and I probably would've booked :ROFLMAO:


Thinking back I probably should've probably proceeded with her but I wasn't really that turned on. The big rationale head was mostly in charge. Had Kayla bought her into the room and left me with her for a few mins, she might've been able to convince me to proceed with a booking with her. She does have biggish squeezable tits.

@koop how were Melody's tits? I've had an eye on her for a while but have never ran into her. Does she let you play with them?

Amy was really cheeky when I saw her last time, she tried to keep her bra and underwear on. When her bra came off, she was wearing padding underneath and didn't let me play with her tits.
Hopefully you managed to make a booking with Melody. It seems she went back home again and not sure when she'll ever be back🥹
Also when you mentioned Amy's small tits, I assume you haven't seen her naked in recent years😉
 
Hopefully you managed to make a booking with Melody. It seems she went back home again and not sure when she'll ever be back🥹
Also when you mentioned Amy's small tits, I assume you haven't seen her naked in recent years😉
Haven't seen her naked for a couple of years but when I met her a couple of months ago she was wearing tight clothing and tits still looked small to me.
 
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Haven't seen her naked for a couple of years but when I met her a couple of months ago she was wearing tight clothing and tits still looked small to me.
Perhaps you need to give her another chance to surprise you😉
 
I have been going there for maybe 15 years. At times it's hit-and-miss, but overall a good experience.
At times I get my favourite girls and call to book.
Its some where i recomend, but each to their own.
 
Damn that's hardcore loyalty.
Did you remember a small busty milf Kimber who worked there few years ago?
Haha. We i did go off the place for about a year , as Brenda got too busy and started double booking etc. But over all , the service has been pretty consistent. That keeps my going back .
Yeah I think I do . TBH . She turns over alot of girls
 
Haha. We i did go off the place for about a year , as Brenda got too busy and started double booking etc. But over all , the service has been pretty consistent. That keeps my going back .
Yeah I think I do . TBH . She turns over alot of girls
Maybe she's getting old for double booking mistake😅
Yeah there were girls going to work somewhere else or just left. That place definitely passed its prime but still a good choice for eastern punters.
 
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