Locanto - a future review

[IronMonger]

A few weeks ago when visiting I came across a random short ad on Locanto. It caught my eye so i messaged. We went back and forth a bit but it didn't work out to make a booking.
But we did seem to hit it off on text, so we've been chatting since.
She seems a fun girl, we have had all sorts of chat, from the filthy to the mundane. A hobby hooker who very occasionally moonlights to make a bit of extra cash on the side
I have made a deposit to help her out when she was in need.

The anticipation is great. I can't wait to finally see her for real when i head up north next week!

Watch this space for updates

 

[IronMonger]

OK, after a few weeks of banter, I finally had a chance to see her today.

Ad is not active, so can't post a link, she goes by 'Mia', a petite darker skinned gal.

Review to follow.

 

[massagefan]

OK, after a few weeks of banter, I finally had a chance to see her today.

Ad is not active, so can't post a link, she goes by 'Mia', a petite darker skinned gal.

Review to follow.

Great stuff. Looking forward to reading it. I love dark skinned lasses.

 

[Tallhat]

I have worries about you Ironmonger, I've paid young women just to help them out, and that money has just gone. Locanto says it better than me, please don't pay sex workers b4 you meet them,, cos chances are you never will.

 

[IronMonger]

Yea. I know.
I was prepared for that, but eventually I did get my booking.
If it hadn't happened, no great loss, it'd be like a charitable donation.

 

[JohnnyPunter]

Wait... you didn't pay a Locanto girl up front did you?

Are you sure you got your booking? We are still waiting for this review.

 

[massagefan]

Yea. I know.
I was prepared for that, but eventually I did get my booking.
If it hadn't happened, no great loss, it'd be like a charitable donation.

When I am being charitable I usually donate money to negresses in Africa rather than Auckland.

 

[Notanother]

OK, after a few weeks of banter, I finally had a chance to see her today.

Ad is not active, so can't post a link, she goes by 'Mia', a petite darker skinned gal.

Review to follow.

Mia. Anagram ( badly) for Ami ( Amy ). Hope it’s not the old one

 

[Innielover]

Damn man. Can you also test out those pills promising 3 inches in 3 weeks next to the emails from the Nigerian prince?

 

[massagefan]

Damn man. Can you also test out those pills promising 3 inches in 3 weeks next to the emails from the Nigerian prince?

I would always find those emails way more convincing if it was a pretty Nigerian girl with a shapely bum offering to let me rim her.

 

[Innielover]

I would always find those emails way more convincing if it was a pretty Nigerian girl with a shapely bum offering to let me rim her.

But how would they weave in the part where they have millions of dollars for you?

 

[massagefan]

But how would they weave in the part where they have millions of dollars for you?

Licking a pretty negress’ anus is enough for me.

 

[Tallhat]

Licking a pretty negress’ anus is enough for me.

If you wear sunnies you can imagine all the anuses you lick are dark. But don't oil her first or you'll get them smeary. God I hate smeary sunnies.

 

[JohnnyPunter]

I hate to break it to you @IronMonger but 80% of the escorts on Locanto are crack hoes or scammers. The money you gave this mysterious Locanto girl to help her out likely went straight into her meth pipe. But I hope you at least get something out of it...

 

[massagefan]

I hate to break it to you @IronMonger but 80% of the escorts on Locanto are crack hoes or scammers. The money you gave this mysterious Locanto girl to help her out likely went straight into her meth pipe. But I hope you at least get something out of it...

I am hoping he at least got some wild methed up sex with a wild ethnic girl.

 

[massagefan]

If you wear sunnies you can imagine all the anuses you lick are dark. But don't oil her first or you'll get them smeary. God I hate smeary sunnies.

Hahaha reminds me of this

 

[IronMonger]

Relax, guys, just relax.

Too busy to post review at the mo, have staff away sick, but will try over the weekend.
I didn't mind doing an advance, because we'd already chatted a bit on text and tried to make a booking, had a feeling she was legit.
Advance went straight to alcohol, I believe, but hey.

Booking did happen, but with wasn't great. 5/10 OA

I did get to have a wee nudge of the 7.6/10 anus tho

 

[JohnnyPunter]

Relax, guys, just relax.

Too busy to post review at the mo, have staff away sick, but will try over the weekend.
I didn't mind doing an advance, because we'd already chatted a bit on text and tried to make a booking, had a feeling she was legit.
Advance went straight to alcohol, I believe, but hey.

Booking did happen, but with wasn't great. 5/10 OA

I did get to have a wee nudge of the 7.6/10 anus tho

Can you at least share the name of the girl with the boys?

 

[bobby]

Can you at least share the name of the girl with the boys?

He did share above. Mia

 

[JohnnyPunter]

He did share above. Mia

Oh I see he did. Let's hope he shares a few more details!

 

[Tallhat]

Relax, guys, just relax.

Too busy to post review at the mo, have staff away sick, but will try over the weekend.
I didn't mind doing an advance, because we'd already chatted a bit on text and tried to make a booking, had a feeling she was legit.
Advance went straight to alcohol, I believe, but hey.

Booking did happen, but with wasn't great. 5/10 OA

I did get to have a wee nudge of the 7.6/10 anus tho

I'd say 7/10 is a fine hole, can I ask you how she earned the extra .6?

 

[IronMonger]

I'd say 7/10 is a fine hole, can I ask you how she earned the extra .6?

There was a slight extra pucker as I doggy thrusted, giving the extra 0.6.
It was more outtie than innie