JohnnyPunter
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Springtime for Hitler! Well... JohnnyPunter... Although there might be little difference if you ask some of the ladies on SexForum! 
Well I felt like blowing my load today so I decided to do a booking. I actually considered Cecelia first but then realised I couldn't be fucked driving into the city. So instead I opted for my current local - Eastern Angel Massage also known by some by the address "100 Marua". I messaged ahead asking which girls were working... Bella, Luna, Spring, Annie. I had already seen Bella and she wasn't very good, I gave her a 4/10. The worst thing was in the text they said "pretty girl Bella"... Well I assure you she is not pretty!
Anyway, against my better judgement I decided to head there on my lunch break and do a walk in. A tiny old Chinese lady opened the door, and ushered me into the same room as last time, first on the left. She told me the girl would be right in. A few minutes late in walked Spring, well she wasn't exactly a sight for sore eyes. Older auntie, unappealing face, frumpy clothes hiding her body. Mid to late 40s. So what did I do? I sent her out! I said, "I see another girl". She left reluctantly. A few minutes later the older Mamasan walked back in with a smile on her face, she said, "attractive young girl be five minute, you want tea?" Yes, I said. To add insult to injury, the Mamasan made poor Spring deliver me the hot cup of Chinese tea, then she left again. It was at this point I started to remember who they had said was working today and began to, wonder if this "attractive young girl" really was an attractive young girl after all.
After a few sips of my shitty Chinese tea which seemed more like hot war with a very small seasoning of Chinese tea leaves, the Mamasan came back in to tell me the girl wont be much longer. I asked her what the girls name was. "Bella" she responded. Horror washed over me with the realisation I was about to see 4/10 Bella again. Flashbacks of her ugly face and tits filled my mind. So I told her I don't want to see Bella. With a smile still on her face, she then said, "pretty girl Luna be 30 minute". Fuck sake! I knew today was going to be yet another busy day and I didn't want to sit around for 30 minutes in that shitty massage room sipping tea flavoured hot water. So I just told her to send Spring back in. After a few moments spring came back in with a confused look on her face, she said, "half hour massage?" I said, "No, just hand job". Anyway I should have just got the 15 minute handjob but she talked me into the 30 minute massage for $90.
Face: 3/10 (unappealing, old, slightly crooked teeth. But I've definately had worst)
Body: 4/10 (unappealing but definately better than Bella's)
Boobs: 6/10 (INVERTED NIPPLES)
She disappeared to go get a towel and her stuff while I undressed and jumped on the table. I pushed out the hole in the paper sheet they lay on the table and put my chin in the hole. I then realised that there was nothing between my chin and the sides of my face and the massage table and wondered how many other creeps had put their faces here before, probably some of you reading this review. And I doubted they cleaned the table very often. Anyway Aunty Spring came back in and asked me what massage I want, in typical Chinese Aunty fashion, "medium or hard". Which in Western terms means hard or extra hard. I said "soft". She then asked if I wanted oil, I said no as I didn't really feel like having an oily back all day long on this occasion. She then proceeded to give me something that wasn't a massage but more lightly running her fingers over my body, which actually wasn't too bad. Her fingers danced along my back, thighs, and arse cheeks. Occasionally she would tease my crack.
Towards the end of the face down massage she started focusing more on my arse and balls area. Which made my cock uncomfortably harden against the massage table. She asked me if I wanted oil in that area, I said yes. She then proceeded to oil by inner thighs, balls, butt crack, and anus. She massaged those areas and it actually felt quite good. As @OldMacdonald would have done, I spread my legs and lifted my arse higher and made some moans trying to invite her to explore my anus deeper but she never did. I probably should have asked her if she does rimming or prostate massage, she probably doesn't do rimming though. Another minute or two and she asked me to turn over, which I did.
She took all her clothes off to reveal her Aunty body, it wasn't too bad. I've definately seen a lot worst! No mum tum, although a slightly fat belly. She had medium size round breasts and I was surprised to see she had inverted nipples. That might be of interest to some of you guys. I remember occasionally we get guys requesting them specifically. I asked her what extras she does, she said "what is extras?" Anyway she does CBJ for an extra $50, and touching breasts and pussy is an extra $20. I agreed on the BJ, so she got some wipes and cleaned my cock and balls, then she got a condom out. Then I changed my mind, and said no. I decided a shitty CBJ wasn't worth it so passed on the extras.
So she got some lube on her hands and started stroking my cock. I just lay back and enjoyed it and stared and those strange inverted nipples. She made occasional eye contact while stroking my cock. She also made sure to give my balls plenty of attention. Then I told her to get up on the table and sit between my legs. With my legs spead around her she pumped my cock with one hand and with the other alternated between massaging my balls and anus. Eventually my cum shot out over her hand. I can still picture in my mind my cum dripping off her thumb as she made sure to extract every last drop from my cock. She said something to the likes of "good boy" after I blew my load. Then she jumped off the table and prepared to clean me up with tissues. She didn't offer me a shower on this occasion, but I heard some ofther punter head into the bathroom just as I got off the table, so I wouldn't have wanted to hang around anyway.
Overall experience: 5.5/10
I was probably better off just having a wank. But it was alright if you want to get off. I have come to realise that at this shop the best girls seem to work on Friday and Saturday. That's when Cindy used to work, but I don't know if she works there anymore. Also Grace, who someone else recommended works on Friday and Saturday too!
Well I felt like blowing my load today so I decided to do a booking. I actually considered Cecelia first but then realised I couldn't be fucked driving into the city. So instead I opted for my current local - Eastern Angel Massage also known by some by the address "100 Marua". I messaged ahead asking which girls were working... Bella, Luna, Spring, Annie. I had already seen Bella and she wasn't very good, I gave her a 4/10. The worst thing was in the text they said "pretty girl Bella"... Well I assure you she is not pretty!
Anyway, against my better judgement I decided to head there on my lunch break and do a walk in. A tiny old Chinese lady opened the door, and ushered me into the same room as last time, first on the left. She told me the girl would be right in. A few minutes late in walked Spring, well she wasn't exactly a sight for sore eyes. Older auntie, unappealing face, frumpy clothes hiding her body. Mid to late 40s. So what did I do? I sent her out! I said, "I see another girl". She left reluctantly. A few minutes later the older Mamasan walked back in with a smile on her face, she said, "attractive young girl be five minute, you want tea?" Yes, I said. To add insult to injury, the Mamasan made poor Spring deliver me the hot cup of Chinese tea, then she left again. It was at this point I started to remember who they had said was working today and began to, wonder if this "attractive young girl" really was an attractive young girl after all.
After a few sips of my shitty Chinese tea which seemed more like hot war with a very small seasoning of Chinese tea leaves, the Mamasan came back in to tell me the girl wont be much longer. I asked her what the girls name was. "Bella" she responded. Horror washed over me with the realisation I was about to see 4/10 Bella again. Flashbacks of her ugly face and tits filled my mind. So I told her I don't want to see Bella. With a smile still on her face, she then said, "pretty girl Luna be 30 minute". Fuck sake! I knew today was going to be yet another busy day and I didn't want to sit around for 30 minutes in that shitty massage room sipping tea flavoured hot water. So I just told her to send Spring back in. After a few moments spring came back in with a confused look on her face, she said, "half hour massage?" I said, "No, just hand job". Anyway I should have just got the 15 minute handjob but she talked me into the 30 minute massage for $90.
Face: 3/10 (unappealing, old, slightly crooked teeth. But I've definately had worst)
Body: 4/10 (unappealing but definately better than Bella's)
Boobs: 6/10 (INVERTED NIPPLES)
She disappeared to go get a towel and her stuff while I undressed and jumped on the table. I pushed out the hole in the paper sheet they lay on the table and put my chin in the hole. I then realised that there was nothing between my chin and the sides of my face and the massage table and wondered how many other creeps had put their faces here before, probably some of you reading this review. And I doubted they cleaned the table very often. Anyway Aunty Spring came back in and asked me what massage I want, in typical Chinese Aunty fashion, "medium or hard". Which in Western terms means hard or extra hard. I said "soft". She then asked if I wanted oil, I said no as I didn't really feel like having an oily back all day long on this occasion. She then proceeded to give me something that wasn't a massage but more lightly running her fingers over my body, which actually wasn't too bad. Her fingers danced along my back, thighs, and arse cheeks. Occasionally she would tease my crack.
Towards the end of the face down massage she started focusing more on my arse and balls area. Which made my cock uncomfortably harden against the massage table. She asked me if I wanted oil in that area, I said yes. She then proceeded to oil by inner thighs, balls, butt crack, and anus. She massaged those areas and it actually felt quite good. As @OldMacdonald would have done, I spread my legs and lifted my arse higher and made some moans trying to invite her to explore my anus deeper but she never did. I probably should have asked her if she does rimming or prostate massage, she probably doesn't do rimming though. Another minute or two and she asked me to turn over, which I did.
She took all her clothes off to reveal her Aunty body, it wasn't too bad. I've definately seen a lot worst! No mum tum, although a slightly fat belly. She had medium size round breasts and I was surprised to see she had inverted nipples. That might be of interest to some of you guys. I remember occasionally we get guys requesting them specifically. I asked her what extras she does, she said "what is extras?" Anyway she does CBJ for an extra $50, and touching breasts and pussy is an extra $20. I agreed on the BJ, so she got some wipes and cleaned my cock and balls, then she got a condom out. Then I changed my mind, and said no. I decided a shitty CBJ wasn't worth it so passed on the extras.
So she got some lube on her hands and started stroking my cock. I just lay back and enjoyed it and stared and those strange inverted nipples. She made occasional eye contact while stroking my cock. She also made sure to give my balls plenty of attention. Then I told her to get up on the table and sit between my legs. With my legs spead around her she pumped my cock with one hand and with the other alternated between massaging my balls and anus. Eventually my cum shot out over her hand. I can still picture in my mind my cum dripping off her thumb as she made sure to extract every last drop from my cock. She said something to the likes of "good boy" after I blew my load. Then she jumped off the table and prepared to clean me up with tissues. She didn't offer me a shower on this occasion, but I heard some ofther punter head into the bathroom just as I got off the table, so I wouldn't have wanted to hang around anyway.
Overall experience: 5.5/10
I was probably better off just having a wank. But it was alright if you want to get off. I have come to realise that at this shop the best girls seem to work on Friday and Saturday. That's when Cindy used to work, but I don't know if she works there anymore. Also Grace, who someone else recommended works on Friday and Saturday too!
★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆
5/10
