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Top 5 Worst Anuses

GripMaster said:
By all accounts Poppy and Nadia allowed anal but it looks like Sienna doesn't (all the same person). So now it's only the front entrance but I'm pretty sure hundreds of people have used the backdoor in her previous whore versions.
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Im sure she is offering anal now to her regs :)

SC advertised her anus like the Dubai Chocolate on Tiktok
"Poppy is VERY open-minded. She loves exploring new things and has recently found that she enjoys Greek. Yes, you read that right."
 
rastag33k said:
Im sure she is offering anal now to her regs :)

SC advertised her anus like the Dubai Chocolate on Tiktok
"Poppy is VERY open-minded. She loves exploring new things and has recently found that she enjoys Greek. Yes, you read that right."
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Are you confirming something for us? Let the other punters know so they can hammer away at the insides of the The Apartments resident back-alley whore. Some other lad here reckons the "Sienna" version has plugged that gap (get it) and doesn't advertise it on the site. Although I probably could have slipped it in and she wouldn't have felt a thing. I know there is a similar conversation around how men who have sex are somehow more attractive to women but I find it the opposite for women who are open minded. I get so much satisfaction when I get a starfish at SL to warm up to me. Even if it is just the standard positions it just feels so much more genuine and almost like an accomplishment. My greatest accomplishment though was Raven at SB - long gone but getting her to warm to me and call me daddy felt so good.
 
GripMaster said:
Are you confirming something for us? Let the other punters know so they can hammer away at the insides of the The Apartments resident back-alley whore. Some other lad here reckons the "Sienna" version has plugged that gap (get it) and doesn't advertise it on the site. Although I probably could have slipped it in and she wouldn't have felt a thing. I know there is a similar conversation around how men who have sex are somehow more attractive to women but I find it the opposite for women who are open minded. I get so much satisfaction when I get a starfish at SL to warm up to me. Even if it is just the standard positions it just feels so much more genuine and almost like an accomplishment. My greatest accomplishment though was Raven at SB - long gone but getting her to warm to me and call me daddy felt so good.
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This man speaks truth. Preach my friend!
 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but i kinda thought anuses (ani?) were like vulva - or cock's, - : some are innies, some are outies, some dark, some light, some meatier than others?

However, you won't fine me rating them, I love them all! 👌🍩
 
IronMonger said:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but i kinda thought anuses (ani?) were like vulva - or cock's, - : some are innies, some are outies, some dark, some light, some meatier than others?

However, you won't fine me rating them, I love them all! 👌🍩
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Most observations on ladies anuses I have made seem to indicate some are prolapsed, some have hemorrhoids, some are wrecked from scaring from anal fissures, and some are cute little virgin balloon knots.

That's a shame. I was hoping you could give us a rating on AvaMILF's anus. 💩
 
JohnnyPunter said:
Most observations on ladies anuses I have made seem to indicate some are prolapsed, some have hemorrhoids, some are wrecked from scaring from anal fissures, and some are cute little virgin balloon knots.

That's a shame. I was hoping you could give us a rating on AvaMILF's anus. 💩
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This is true. They all are different.
In all my years of punting and hooking up, only once have I come across one lady with long untrimmed pubes with suspicious ...matter clinging to the matted mess. She was an older euro Milf. I simply did not have the courage to get jiggy with her, I was worried she'd rub them all over me so I lied and said my greatest fantasy was to give her a massage, to keep her on the bed. **shudders at the memory.

Ava's Anus? From my recollection, it was tidy, trimmed and taut, as edible as a tasty cherry on a warm summers day.
Although I did get squirt in my eyes, so I could have been slightly impaired. :)
 
GripMaster said:
As promised the top 5 worst anus rating (in conjunction with JP). JP will present the top 5 best. The ranking represents the anus rating on a scale of 1-10. 10 being high and 1 being the lowest.

5- Nadia (now Sienna at The Apartment) - Likely the second youngest on the list but without question the biggest hole I have seen. The surrounding area was clean and smooth but the anus itself was large enough to qualify as a tourist attraction. That anus has seen things (likely fists included). This girl has a long career in this industry - protect that asshole from getting gaped by random old men - otherwise it could end up like the number 1 and a career as a firework performer in Thailand could be on the cards.

4- Molly (Mt Albert) - The only anal experience I had out of the 5 as for the price it seemed like a steal, if my memory serves me right it was about $200 for 30 mins with greek. I had booked purely based on this as I was in an anal mood and her price was too tempting for me not to have a crack. I wont get into a full review but she was ok looking for an asian provider but her asshole looked like a walnut that gave up.

3- Alexis (Crystal & Friends) - What was I thinking? I must have been horny and all my other attempts must have fallen through. A tell tale sign that if someone is available when no one else is, there is a reason for that. During the massage when she got into a reverse body slide her asshole was presented in its full glory to me. Her anus itself was not disheveled, the surrounding area was hairier than a coconut. Accompanied by rashes and red spots had me reminiscing for the embrace of my ex-wife.

2- Dolly Queen (Independent - Docklands) - I’ll provide a summary on her massage service in another review. Now this may be the only time where FS was on offer and I turned it down. During the massage when she went into 69 and started sucking my cock and her pussy and ass moved closer and closer to my face it was so ugly I had to wince in self-defense. It wasn’t as hairy as Alexis’s but the old girl had an odour and a bit of TP right on the anus. Worst of all she had put a lot of effort into the massage (which is a good massage) and giving me head she had started to sweat and both cheeks were dripping. By now I had closed my eyes but as they say when it rains it pours and a few eventually adorned my face. Praise be.

1- Vicki (Secret Companions) - Now i personally havent seen her my self but following a conversation with JP it had to be her and in his own words ‘holy fuck, it was something else, it was prolapsed and ridden with haemorrhoids. It kind of reminded me of a clam shell’. The youngest on the list but appears to be a real submissive who lets clients destroy that ass. Poor girl - time to retire that anus or move to Phuket.
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Loved the 'anal'ogy with the ex wife on Alexis!! Great post mate!
 
GripMaster said:
I don't want to go into a justification - thats a piece I'm working on separately around the odd relationship between punters and sex workers. I did ask JP if he thought this would be pushing the envelope and he seemed to be fine. Let's not act like we haven't walked out of a booking thinking 'golly that girl was disgusting'. We just can't have good reviews or 'Top 5' lists, there has to be the other side as well. This is no different to reviewing any other product or service. I don't really care that SF is more active than here, thats not the point, this forum in my opinion is designed to be more realistic and punter focused (at the end of the day we are the ones parting with our money) without Lyra Lee getting mad all the time and Winter/Rain pursuing her personal vendetta against Asian providers. So far no one has given away any revealing details, professed their love for an escort or claimed to be the biggest poker player in NZ housing multiple sensual masseuses (I'm kidding). We do respect the sex worker but ultimately we do realise they are a whore. For a few hundred bucks you can do the most intimate thing a man and a woman can do. Is my post silly? I guess you could say so but for me selling your snatch to random men is also silly and I say that knowing full well I take advantage of it. I find a lot of conversations of SF embarrassing as well, take for example WG's catching feelings - the whores there make it so clear that punters are not even their type and wouldn't even consider dating them (I personally think working girls and punters would actually be perfect each other), yet some punters continue to overly simp for them. We are a pay check to them and they are body for us to use and we review those bodies. Are their genuine connections - no doubt but punters on this forum realise its all a facade and we shouldn't get too close. If you are embarrassed being around something it's easy enough to remove yourself. I hope you do stay though and provide your own opinions.
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That's a great response.
 
She charges $150 an hour. That's less than most Asian workers isn't it? So I guess she's always going to find some bookings.
 
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