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Honey Hazel Trusted Review

Richie McCaw

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Another slightly delayed review.

I saw Honey Hazel in December.

She is an independent working from an apartment building off K-Road. Quite a nice venue. She's quick with the comms as well.

Her photos are pretty accurate - Blonde, fake boobs. I found that her ass and thighs were very wobbly, which I found a bit off-putting. She's clearly getting on in years.

The ad says 30, but she'd be late-30's in my opinion. She told me that she started SW at 19m so 20 years of the business has taken it's toll - she's well past her prime.

Maybe about to enter her @JohnnyPunter granny phase...

She has quite a few tattoos. More than I generally like, but not the end of the world.

She was very friendly and easy to talk to.

She gave a NBJ and CIM with swallowing (spitters are quitters).

She had a good blowjob technique and combined well with the 'pepper shaker' hand job to get to the climax.

I hadn't cum recently, so I had a huge load saved up for her. She commented after she swallowed that it was massive. She may say that every time, but it came across sounding genuine and it was at the top end of what I can do regardless.

We didn't do any kissing. I made sure to keep away, based on the last detail above. I hate to think how much cum has been in that mouth.

After I came, I wasn't really keen to get it up again for sex. She wasn't attractive enough, and I was relaxed after a good first load.

So we rounded out the session with a massage. She was very good, used plenty of oil. And we had a good yarn.

I would consider seeing her again, but not at her price point ($600ph for PSE). So there's not likely to be another round.
 
Late 30s for sure if I remember correctly shes 37, worked with her in the past and never realised she was a SW on the side and always thought she had real boobs haha.
 
Her boobs are fake now. I’ve worked with her for years in a civilian job too. Was a bit of a surprise when I first saw her as a client and she goes to CCK a lot with her girlfriend. Think she is 36 or 37
 
Her boobs are fake now. I’ve worked with her for years in a civilian job too. Was a bit of a surprise when I first saw her as a client and she goes to CCK a lot with her girlfriend. Think she is 36 or 37
Interesting. By girlfriend do you mean she's in a lesbian relationship?
 
late-30's
Milk Eww GIF by Hope Nation
 
Yea think she has a kid to some gang banger up in Auckland. But yea she’s a good sort and dating this stripper now. Let’s just say it’s bloody hard keeping a straight face in the office when I’ve fucked that ass and throat multiple times
 
Yea think she has a kid to some gang banger up in Auckland. But yea she’s a good sort and dating this stripper now. Let’s just say it’s bloody hard keeping a straight face in the office when I’ve fucked that ass and throat multiple times
How does she react around you ? Plays it cool or “ fancy a BJ in toilet “ ?
 
Yea think she has a kid to some gang banger up in Auckland. But yea she’s a good sort and dating this stripper now. Let’s just say it’s bloody hard keeping a straight face in the office when I’ve fucked that ass and throat multiple times
I've yet to experience meeting a SW outside of a club and the incall, but I too would be very surprised to keep a straight face if I see them in a civilian job, haha.

somehow, I can also suspect majority of them work in Big 4 or high corporate but that's just me
 
I've yet to experience meeting a SW outside of a club and the incall, but I too would be very surprised to keep a straight face if I see them in a civilian job, haha.

somehow, I can also suspect majority of them work in Big 4 or high corporate but that's just me
I'm definitely an amateur sexual underachiever, but I once banged a hot chick off the dating apps. I said to her after the second time something like "You're really hot and really good at sex, why me?" And says was like "Practice. I'm about to start my internship, and guys I'll be fucking there will be older and less attractive than you"
 
I'm definitely an amateur sexual underachiever, but I once banged a hot chick off the dating apps. I said to her after the second time something like "You're really hot and really good at sex, why me?" And says was like "Practice. I'm about to start my internship, and guys I'll be fucking there will be older and less attractive than you"
Love it 😂
 
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