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Alright fuckers, here's my first punterhub review.
So after my thread asking for the filthiest slut in Auckland I saw this add pop up on Escortify for "Kinky_Shemale, 28 - Last days here in NZ", and being a man that has hit the back alleys of Pattaya a few times I thought fuck it, most of the ladyboys I've been with have been hotter and hornier than normal bitches, as long as they got a pretty face and a couple holes I'm game, don't even mind getting a little gay with it once the demon brain takes over.
Hit her up on whatsapp, she replied pretty quick and was chatty but you can tell english aint her first language, we talked a little dirty about all the filthy shit I like and what she's into, pretty much whatever I said she came back with enthusiasm, but you never know sometimes it's just some fat bald cunt messaging for them and signing them up for all kinds of sicko shit, then when you get there they have no idea what you're after or turn you down, so I was expecting to show up and have her bargain me down to a half-hearted handjob and a closed mouth kiss.
So I tell her I want to book a half an hour just in case I show up and she's got a beard, then I can just get her to rim me and I only have to see her from the nose up, shoot my shit in her eyes and hit the bricks, but I brought enough cash to go for 90 minutes in case I show up and she's a genuine Pattaya style hottie.
Rock up to the motel and she answers the door in a tiny bikini and fishnet number, huge fake titties, fake ass fake everything, and I'm instantly hard as fuck, she looks GOOD. Definite'y a lot older than the 28 in the add, probably 48 with a bunch of surgery, but I love the older bimbo porn look so she had my number from the first glance.
She pulls me inside and introduces herself as Victoria then immediately starts talking the filthiest shit you can imagine, and shes touching her body and asking me what i want to do and how long, we do the money dance and I tell her I want to go for the full 90 minutes and tell her what I want to do meanwhile she's smiling and obviously pleased as punch that she's got a fellow freak in the room.
She starts by asking me in broken english if i've been with a shemale before, feeling out if I want to fuck or get fucked, I guess, I tell her I'm no stranger to a pretty ladys cock and she whips out a healthy fat one, probably the biggest I've seen on a woman, and pulls my hand onto it and asks "you like?" yes me fuckin likey
so we spent some time rolling around the bed and the room licking and suckin each other all over, already some of the hottest shit i've ever done. then we strip down jump in the shower, she gives me the full cleandown, including a tongue in the ass while she strokes my cock, i told her i was into watersports when we texted so she asks if i want to "do piss now?" and we took turns sucking each other and drinking piss, I sprayed it all over her bolt ons and she even held open her asshole and got a splash up there. This whole time she's moaning and saying filthy shit, some of it I cant even understand but it sounds hot as fuck, she's taking mouthfuls of piss and spraying them out like a fucking fountain, i would have paid the rate just to see this shit by itself.
She towels me off like she's in love with me, i've never felt this level of attention from a working girl, at one point she was squatting down towling off my thighs while deepthroating me slowly and sensualy, i was in heaven.
At this pioint I've been feeling pretty close to shooting but i havent even got inside her asshole, but we were only 30 or so minutes in so I thought fuck it I can bust again, i asked about multishots and she said "baby as many times" so I said fuck it time to get my first one in and told her i wanted to facefuck her and cum on her face, no arguments from her there. got her down squatting next to the bed and started slow, then built up to a jackhammer, she's gagging, spit drooling down her tits and she's playing with my asshole while I pound, at one point she taps me to stop and says she might vomit, so i ask if thats fun for her and she says hold on, goes to the bathroom and chucks a towel down and we get right back to it. after the towel break shes fucking my cock back with her face as hard as i'm giving her, the gagging sounds are way louder and shes moaning through them until one big great dog bark sounding gag and a stream of nasty shit flies out, but she keeps going, at this point i'm genuinely stunned, i look down and she's cranking her cock like crazy, the mad bitch is loving it which pushes me over the edge, shooting a fat fucking rope all over her face, then she starts cumming too and the deep man voice pops out for a second then instantly goes back to the lady voice while she just says over and over again "oh baby i like i like i like"
We jump back in the shower, clean each other off, get in all the nooks and crannies, then go back out to the bed and roll around and chat for a bit after a minute I can feel the little man stirring for round two, and her little lady is looking mighty appealing so I dive in and start gagging on her myself, never done it before but it seemed like the right thing to do at the time, she seemed to especially like it when i gagged, so we had that in common, after a while my throat felt like it had run a mile so i had to stop but now i have a new found appreciation for the shit we put these women through. flipped her over and started eating that ass pussy like it was my alst meal and licking her balls like i like mine licked, before you know shes saying "fuck me baby, need your cock baby" so i lube up my shit and slide it right in, no friction at all, this was a well used entry hole.
for the anus reviewers out there, it was an easy entry but she fucking gripped me with some muscles i've never felt before, the hole itself was a little battered but i'm into the crazy gaping shit so a worn out buckethole is good eating for me. we pound away for a bit and i can see her cock is dripping precum all over the sheets like a slobbering labrador and i want to see that shit so i flip her over and get her legs up by my ears and start pounding away until she goes silent for a couple seconds, then a big manly grunt before the lady whimpers come back and she starts squirting cum out, but not like a man does, like shes just pissing out liquid cum with her ass in the air and it's getting all over her, another site worth the cost of admission, i give her a minute to breath before telling her to get on top and work for her money.
i lie back and she jumps on top, bouncing like frog on my cock, her own cock flopping around everywhere with cum still dangling off the end, then she fuckin flips me up, with my cock still inside her, holding my legs up and somehow she's pounding down on top of me but its my cock in her ass and she's jackhammering like crazy until i shoot a load up inside her, then she slams my legs down, steps over me and sharts my cum down all over my chest and jumps down and starts licking it all around my nipples while i'm still in shock, now she starts snuggling up to me and calling me a filthy gay boy faggot and teasing me for liking her cock and being covered in cum, then we wrestled a bit and called each other gay boy faggots, this part was actually a lot more romantic and sensual than it probablyt sounds but i guess you had to be there.
at this point we were running up to the time limit but she said no rush and did i want a massage, i figure sure why not and she starts giving me the firmest massage i've ever had, when she got to my ass it must have given her a cheeky wink because she slid a finger in and started grabbing my shit between my legs and asking if i wanted her to fuck me, i said ive never done that and maybe next time and she made some joke about me being a little gay boy for saying yes.
After spitting and fingering my hole for a little bit she said okay shower time, so i got in, she joined me for a bit for some kissing and light fooling around, then I got dressed and we chatted for a bit before I left.
Sat in the car in shock for a little bit, definitely the craziest booking i've ever done and crossed a few lines i wasnt expecting to, but i think we had real deal chemistry and even though i know this shit aint for everyone, it's definitely for me and i had the fuckin time of my life
Face: 8/10 definitely older but still gorgeous, if i saw her on the street i'd do a double take
Body: 9/10 for me, i've always loved that extreme bimbo bodies you see in porn, even when they're a little botched i reckon the trashier the better, the tattoos are a plus for me too
Tits: 7/10, like i said i love the bimbo look and she's got massive boltons, spaced pretty far apart and they don't move much, but they look hot covered in piss
Ass: 6/10, implants here too, they stick out to the side and are big enough that they made some angles hard to get into her ass, big tattoo on one cheek if you need a target to shoot
Cock: 10/10 maybe i am a faggot gay boy because when i've fucked ladyboys in the past it was just because they're normally prettier than the normal girls, but for some reason this bitches cock was just calling out to me, felt nice and soft, not like a dude dick at all, probably not gonna be the last time i suck one if we're being honest.
Got her details and told her if she comes back I'll book more time, if she was local I'd be a fucking broke cunt. Definitely booking her again if I don't die from AIDs before she's back
So after my thread asking for the filthiest slut in Auckland I saw this add pop up on Escortify for "Kinky_Shemale, 28 - Last days here in NZ", and being a man that has hit the back alleys of Pattaya a few times I thought fuck it, most of the ladyboys I've been with have been hotter and hornier than normal bitches, as long as they got a pretty face and a couple holes I'm game, don't even mind getting a little gay with it once the demon brain takes over.
Hit her up on whatsapp, she replied pretty quick and was chatty but you can tell english aint her first language, we talked a little dirty about all the filthy shit I like and what she's into, pretty much whatever I said she came back with enthusiasm, but you never know sometimes it's just some fat bald cunt messaging for them and signing them up for all kinds of sicko shit, then when you get there they have no idea what you're after or turn you down, so I was expecting to show up and have her bargain me down to a half-hearted handjob and a closed mouth kiss.
So I tell her I want to book a half an hour just in case I show up and she's got a beard, then I can just get her to rim me and I only have to see her from the nose up, shoot my shit in her eyes and hit the bricks, but I brought enough cash to go for 90 minutes in case I show up and she's a genuine Pattaya style hottie.
Rock up to the motel and she answers the door in a tiny bikini and fishnet number, huge fake titties, fake ass fake everything, and I'm instantly hard as fuck, she looks GOOD. Definite'y a lot older than the 28 in the add, probably 48 with a bunch of surgery, but I love the older bimbo porn look so she had my number from the first glance.
She pulls me inside and introduces herself as Victoria then immediately starts talking the filthiest shit you can imagine, and shes touching her body and asking me what i want to do and how long, we do the money dance and I tell her I want to go for the full 90 minutes and tell her what I want to do meanwhile she's smiling and obviously pleased as punch that she's got a fellow freak in the room.
She starts by asking me in broken english if i've been with a shemale before, feeling out if I want to fuck or get fucked, I guess, I tell her I'm no stranger to a pretty ladys cock and she whips out a healthy fat one, probably the biggest I've seen on a woman, and pulls my hand onto it and asks "you like?" yes me fuckin likey
so we spent some time rolling around the bed and the room licking and suckin each other all over, already some of the hottest shit i've ever done. then we strip down jump in the shower, she gives me the full cleandown, including a tongue in the ass while she strokes my cock, i told her i was into watersports when we texted so she asks if i want to "do piss now?" and we took turns sucking each other and drinking piss, I sprayed it all over her bolt ons and she even held open her asshole and got a splash up there. This whole time she's moaning and saying filthy shit, some of it I cant even understand but it sounds hot as fuck, she's taking mouthfuls of piss and spraying them out like a fucking fountain, i would have paid the rate just to see this shit by itself.
She towels me off like she's in love with me, i've never felt this level of attention from a working girl, at one point she was squatting down towling off my thighs while deepthroating me slowly and sensualy, i was in heaven.
At this pioint I've been feeling pretty close to shooting but i havent even got inside her asshole, but we were only 30 or so minutes in so I thought fuck it I can bust again, i asked about multishots and she said "baby as many times" so I said fuck it time to get my first one in and told her i wanted to facefuck her and cum on her face, no arguments from her there. got her down squatting next to the bed and started slow, then built up to a jackhammer, she's gagging, spit drooling down her tits and she's playing with my asshole while I pound, at one point she taps me to stop and says she might vomit, so i ask if thats fun for her and she says hold on, goes to the bathroom and chucks a towel down and we get right back to it. after the towel break shes fucking my cock back with her face as hard as i'm giving her, the gagging sounds are way louder and shes moaning through them until one big great dog bark sounding gag and a stream of nasty shit flies out, but she keeps going, at this point i'm genuinely stunned, i look down and she's cranking her cock like crazy, the mad bitch is loving it which pushes me over the edge, shooting a fat fucking rope all over her face, then she starts cumming too and the deep man voice pops out for a second then instantly goes back to the lady voice while she just says over and over again "oh baby i like i like i like"
We jump back in the shower, clean each other off, get in all the nooks and crannies, then go back out to the bed and roll around and chat for a bit after a minute I can feel the little man stirring for round two, and her little lady is looking mighty appealing so I dive in and start gagging on her myself, never done it before but it seemed like the right thing to do at the time, she seemed to especially like it when i gagged, so we had that in common, after a while my throat felt like it had run a mile so i had to stop but now i have a new found appreciation for the shit we put these women through. flipped her over and started eating that ass pussy like it was my alst meal and licking her balls like i like mine licked, before you know shes saying "fuck me baby, need your cock baby" so i lube up my shit and slide it right in, no friction at all, this was a well used entry hole.
for the anus reviewers out there, it was an easy entry but she fucking gripped me with some muscles i've never felt before, the hole itself was a little battered but i'm into the crazy gaping shit so a worn out buckethole is good eating for me. we pound away for a bit and i can see her cock is dripping precum all over the sheets like a slobbering labrador and i want to see that shit so i flip her over and get her legs up by my ears and start pounding away until she goes silent for a couple seconds, then a big manly grunt before the lady whimpers come back and she starts squirting cum out, but not like a man does, like shes just pissing out liquid cum with her ass in the air and it's getting all over her, another site worth the cost of admission, i give her a minute to breath before telling her to get on top and work for her money.
i lie back and she jumps on top, bouncing like frog on my cock, her own cock flopping around everywhere with cum still dangling off the end, then she fuckin flips me up, with my cock still inside her, holding my legs up and somehow she's pounding down on top of me but its my cock in her ass and she's jackhammering like crazy until i shoot a load up inside her, then she slams my legs down, steps over me and sharts my cum down all over my chest and jumps down and starts licking it all around my nipples while i'm still in shock, now she starts snuggling up to me and calling me a filthy gay boy faggot and teasing me for liking her cock and being covered in cum, then we wrestled a bit and called each other gay boy faggots, this part was actually a lot more romantic and sensual than it probablyt sounds but i guess you had to be there.
at this point we were running up to the time limit but she said no rush and did i want a massage, i figure sure why not and she starts giving me the firmest massage i've ever had, when she got to my ass it must have given her a cheeky wink because she slid a finger in and started grabbing my shit between my legs and asking if i wanted her to fuck me, i said ive never done that and maybe next time and she made some joke about me being a little gay boy for saying yes.
After spitting and fingering my hole for a little bit she said okay shower time, so i got in, she joined me for a bit for some kissing and light fooling around, then I got dressed and we chatted for a bit before I left.
Sat in the car in shock for a little bit, definitely the craziest booking i've ever done and crossed a few lines i wasnt expecting to, but i think we had real deal chemistry and even though i know this shit aint for everyone, it's definitely for me and i had the fuckin time of my life
Face: 8/10 definitely older but still gorgeous, if i saw her on the street i'd do a double take
Body: 9/10 for me, i've always loved that extreme bimbo bodies you see in porn, even when they're a little botched i reckon the trashier the better, the tattoos are a plus for me too
Tits: 7/10, like i said i love the bimbo look and she's got massive boltons, spaced pretty far apart and they don't move much, but they look hot covered in piss
Ass: 6/10, implants here too, they stick out to the side and are big enough that they made some angles hard to get into her ass, big tattoo on one cheek if you need a target to shoot
Cock: 10/10 maybe i am a faggot gay boy because when i've fucked ladyboys in the past it was just because they're normally prettier than the normal girls, but for some reason this bitches cock was just calling out to me, felt nice and soft, not like a dude dick at all, probably not gonna be the last time i suck one if we're being honest.
Got her details and told her if she comes back I'll book more time, if she was local I'd be a fucking broke cunt. Definitely booking her again if I don't die from AIDs before she's back
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