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The Goat Gilf - Ola Soi Honey Pattaya

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One for OldMac and the Tai Ping Hunters guild

2023 was the year and just post CovidCult I had a business trip to Pattaya Thailand. I did my research and while the majority of my time was spent with a 10/10 milf with a fitness model body I still had enough time for a massage during the day. To make it memorable I wanted the best. The 3 options were:
1). Beer the blowjob queen - older and some reviews has indicated a lot of weight been put on in recent years. Literally has an award for being the blowjob queen.
2). Nui with her fat friend Pookie at the bookstore on soi pothole. This was probably a bit agricultural for me and particularly the fat lass, Pookie was up for almost anything. Probably more a JP sacrifice type event some of the stories suggest they are almost younger versions of Old Amy.
3). The most stunning older milf/gilf Ola on Soi Honey.

I choose to go for greatness knowing full well Ola was temperamental, didn’t take all punters and sometimes down pat rude. So popping a super Kamagra down my gullet, waiting the half hour for this to kick in I proceeded to walk the 500 meters down the road at 9am in 40 degree heat ducking motorcycles and other temptations.

Ola was an early starter and to my relief was available when I rounded the corner pissing sweat. She looked EXACTLY like the picture although the dress was green. Thankfully she had half a hour and we dully went upstairs to a room with a wooden bed and a flimsy stained mattress with a shitty shower in the corner. Think Saigon in the 1970s.

Anyway she stripped down revealing the most incredible body in a tight green thong that would have easily beaten most American milf pornstars. It’s a mystery how actually old Ola is but reliably estimated at northwards of 50 even 4 years ago. I had a grope of her body it was perfect - refined elegance to sum it up.

She then forced stripped me, threw me on my back and spread my legs and gave me the most intense rimming I have ever had. It was like a pornstar in one of those “your mom tossed my salad” scenes. Think Jewels Jade for those into that shit. At about the 10 minute mark she stopped the rimming and proceeded with a DT blowjob. Again this was pornstar level - not the BS PSE garbage some in NZ promise and then struggle to get half the shaft in. This was tongue on my balls and lips touching my belly. And fast and aggressive. Needless to say 5 minutes later the biggest MB I have ever had was cannoning down her throat. Taken without any reaction, no choking or pull away. Swallowed and force marched into the shower. Done in 15 minutes but what a 15 minutes!!!!! I understand that is her MO and very few can last past the 15 min mark and she gets angry if you don’t come quickly. FS is on the table if you can last that long but similar story in terms of her style. For me I would have needed 6-7 Changs with the Super Kamagra to get to this point but not sure the Goat would have accepted a pissed Farang albeit not a British one.

Now admittedly 10 minutes afterwards you do think how many thousands of assholes, cocks and sperm she has eaten and there were large amounts of listerine and soap applied to my Penis but still in terms of Gilf everest Ola is the closest I have come without spending a few thousand in Vegas for an old American pornstar. And the cost for this - 1,000 baht or $50.

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Have you seen Kamagra anywhere in NZ?
It may be purely psychological, but the effects I have had from it are better than the usual blue pills.

Easy to get in SEA, but no one seems to sell it here
 
Yeah mate. Freely available, down the sachet and go hard.
Im not planning any trips over that way for a while so I'll have to stick with my blueys.
 
Have you seen Kamagra anywhere in NZ?
It may be purely psychological, but the effects I have had from it are better than the usual blue pills.

Easy to get in SEA, but no one seems to sell it here
I have bought it from dodgy Chinese dudes on 108.kiwi.

They have it on there pretty often, and you can hit them up on wechat.
 
Awesome review. I would have loved to sample all 3 options. Great to hear she swallows all the protein offered! As all fine women should.

My cock is a totally average unit, still, never had deep throat action so good that the tongue tickles the ball’s and lips touch the belly.

So did she stroke the cock with her hand while sucking or just mouth only suction?

I’ve never been able to come unless I’m getting dual sucked and stroked
 
Awesome review. I would have loved to sample all 3 options. Great to hear she swallows all the protein offered! As all fine women should.

My cock is a totally average unit, still, never had deep throat action so good that the tongue tickles the ball’s and lips touch the belly.

So did she stroke the cock with her hand while sucking or just mouth only suction?

I’ve never been able to come unless I’m getting dual
Yep old mac with your love of massage and Pattaya being the birthplace of Sumatra this would be your punting equivalent of Disneyland. There is also a supporting cast of massage starlets and also the odd hairdresser that would be right up your alley.

To the question - no stroking at all from memory - might have been some to start but certainly not simultaneous which arguably would have been impossible with the whole shaft in her throat at the time of MB.
 
Awesome! I would love to spill my sperm directly into an aunties throat! That is some serious skill.

Yes Pattaya would be awesome to visit. Though due to personal commitments, responsibilities, etc, i fear I will likely never get the chance to visit.
 
Only got to Pattaya due to a supplier conference - pot luck. The other side would never allow a non work-related trip - not even a “golf trip” like some of the degenerates at my club do every year.

If ever single a trip there is the first place I would go.

In general Thais seem to swallow more so than Chinese even some of the Thai masseuses here when you get them to BBBJ trust level.
 
I have bought it from dodgy Chinese dudes on 108.kiwi.

They have it on there pretty often, and you can hit them up on wechat.
I have tried to use 108, but I just can't make it work for me. It formats and translates too wierd on my phone.
Plus I can't be bothered setting up wechat
 
I've been there.
Personally I found it a bit tacky, too OTT. There's no subtle-ty, no intrigue, it feels like the sex is like a car wash where you drive in, the machine does it's thing, you drive out.
Sure, there is pretty little girls everywhere flashing boobs and white teeth, trying to make you feel like your King Dick, but it's just hollow and desperate.
I enjoyed it because of the people watching and there were a few good fucks, but honestly, if you compared the punting enjoyment to food, Thailand is a McDonalds. Cheap, low quality, a bit unhealthy.
 
I've been there.
Personally I found it a bit tacky, too OTT. There's no subtle-ty, no intrigue, it feels like the sex is like a car wash where you drive in, the machine does it's thing, you drive out.
Sure, there is pretty little girls everywhere flashing boobs and white teeth, trying to make you feel like your King Dick, but it's just hollow and desperate.
I enjoyed it because of the people watching and there were a few good fucks, but honestly, if you compared the punting enjoyment to food, Thailand is a McDonalds. Cheap, low quality, a bit
I've been there.
Personally I found it a bit tacky, too OTT. There's no subtle-ty, no intrigue, it feels like the sex is like a car wash where you drive in, the machine does it's thing, you drive out.
Sure, there is pretty little girls everywhere flashing boobs and white teeth, trying to make you feel like your King Dick, but it's just hollow and desperate.
I enjoyed it because of the people watching and there were a few good fucks, but honestly, if you compared the punting enjoyment to food, Thailand is a McDonalds. Cheap, low quality, a bit unhealthy.
i’d argue more like a Chinese Smorgasbord.
 
Yeah, A Chinese Smorgasbord could be more accurate.

I would have to say, the best punt experience has been at the FKK clubs in Europe, with a variety of hot European (and other ethnicities) women mingling in the establishment, you can chat to them, have a drink, spa, sauna, get to see what they are like before making the booking. And those girls can perform; they don't get to be there if they're not good.
 
Yeah, A Chinese Smorgasbord could be more accurate.

I would have to say, the best punt experience has been at the FKK clubs in Europe, with a variety of hot European (and other ethnicities) women mingling in the establishment, you can chat to them, have a drink, spa, sauna, get to see what they are like before making the booking. And those girls can perform; they don't get to be there if they're not good.
Done an FKK club in Berlin - the famous one - Oasis? Interesting place didn’t like the cigarette smoke or the other bunch of cocks on display - but did have an outstanding threesome with a couple of Ukrainians. Quite pricey when converting across when factoring in the entry fee as well. Late at night as well - I reckon it would be better during the day/early afternoon
 
Done an FKK club in Berlin - the famous one - Oasis? Interesting place didn’t like the cigarette smoke or the other bunch of cocks on display - but did have an outstanding threesome with a couple of Ukrainians. Quite pricey when converting across when factoring in the entry fee as well. Late at night as well - I reckon it would be better during the day/early afternoon
Yea, you forget how much smoking is everywhere in some countries.
Other naked guys doesn't bother me, in fact having naked people around can be erotic.
Some are better than others. My best was probably one in Hamburg, I have a mate there who is a regular, so he knew the ropes to have a good time. Interesting: he has a local girlfriend, they both went there with me. He doesn't punt nowadays (obv's) but they were both happy to hang out naked in the sauna with me, there were also other couples there too.
It was an eye opener how much the culture accepts nakedness, sex compared with the frigid attitude of Kiwi's.
They were like, hey, a guy travelling, of course he wants to have fuck, it is healthy.
My biggest annoyance was not being able to talk to people properly. They would embarrass me with their ability to get by in English, I have almost no German, and there's absolutely no phones in there, so no translate apps.
 
The ladies in Berlin could speak perfect English. They were the only people i wanted to converse with. I went late at night - say midnight - I suspect a better vibe during the day/afternoon particularly of the ladies have just started their shift. Girls are safe and healthy as well. If someone had $500-$700 to spend then 3 different girls (half hour FS no GFE) free food, a massage and a swim would be a good deal. Some of the girls inside there would have been $1,000 girls in NZ.

Very industrial, very German vibe though - enjoy the LOLs and experiences in somewhere like Pattaya instead. Just me.
 
I believe they vary quite a bit.
The Hamburg one was maybe more of a genuine sauna, health club, pool, naturist place, but there would have been 30-40 'hot' girls working there.

I've also been to this one fkk40 https://fkk40.de/after reading the reviews on Punterplanet. I had an awesome time, it'd be the best Ive been to. An Aussie guy from PP hooked me up with a VIP Entry ticket, which gave me premium alcohol, a massage (you have to upgrade to extras), a few other perks. I had 3 'punts' during the day I was there + the massage (didn't pop on all of them), all with girls that would be $500+/hr in NZ. You get to chat, socialise, with the girls before choosing who you want to go with, the girls are naked or wearing lingerie. Most speak english to a degree, enough to get by. There would be 50+ girls, probably more, over the day, from small to tall, petite to plump, 20-45. There's a great bar, food, you get to hang out for as long as you want, use all the facilities. I spent about $1200~ there for the day, which I reckon was awesome value. It's about 180-300 per hr for FS with extras, as a guide. And there'll be a girl that does ANYTHING there you could imagine - and quite a bit more you can't imagine - if you ask around.
 
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