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Leah: A Smoke Show?

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Leah @TA

After a few weeks away contributing to the SW GDP of Aussie, coming back home felt good. Time to reconnect with some familiar faces and possibly some new ones!

Would have loved to start my punting tour with Athena, but the goddess already has a strong fandom with fast trigger fingers and figured I wasn’t gonna get in there any time soon unless I was Kratos.

Still a great start to the week with Freya and Sylvie and, albeit a bit of a disappointment with Miley, I came across Leah.

Similar to the disappointment posted by another enthusiastic punter about TA’s deposit, I too had my reservations.

Me: Is Leah available on Thursday?
TA: Yes, but a deposit is needed.
Me: Nah, I’ll roll the dice on the day.
Woody: WTF, do it!
Me: Is Leah still available? I’ll pay deposit.
TA: Yep.


Locked.


With my knees still creaking like a haunted house from all the action, climbing up TA’s steep-as steps was a fucking nightmare.

Buzz zzz…

There she was, exactly as pictured, specifically the photos with the fringe hairstyle.

Complimentary welcome greeting and compliments outta the way, I followed her to the room.

Omg! What a view.

Woody’s internal monologue: UPGRADE… UPGRADEEEEE!

She is objectively pretty. Stunning eyes and smile. A bit sultry. A bit gothic-ky, mainly due to her dark hair and dark features. Very seductive. A very pretty girl indeed.

But her body though… 🔥💦🥵

Woody’s internal monologue again: UPGRADE… UPGRADEEEEE!

I’d locked in GFE. After seeing what was on offer, wanted to see if PSE would be available.

Into the room. Got the one with the ensuite, thank fucking God.

We start yapping away. Five minutes in and we’re still chatting like good old friends. Completely forgot about the paperwork.

Finally realised there was business to be settled.

Me: Hey, can we get a bit more naughty and upgrade to PSE?

Leah: We certainly can. wink

Woody: Oooooh, this is gonna be gooood!

Leah: You’ve already paid $50 deposit, so the balance is…

buffering… buffering…

Me: $400?

Leah: Yep, that’s it.

Woody: yay.

On to the shower.

Very excited at this point. She was already waiting for me. More conversation and she was going through the AI-constructed PSE offerings of TA.


One of the PSE offerings was “visual fantasy elements.” What the fuck does that even mean? If I wanted to fuck outside the pyramids, are they bringing in a couple of props, or are we talking a sand dune, two camels and the full Egyptian experience?


I said I’m not after anything freaky. We’ll figure out what we like and don’t like and go from there.

So, you start.

Leah: So I don’t like any fingering…

Me: 🥺🙄

Leah: D***y on with a dam.

Me: Da fuk.

Leah: …and no rimming.

Me: 😭

Woody: DOWNGRADE DOWNGRADEEEEE!


Three of my favourites! 😭😭😭


Farkkkkk.


I’m thinking this doesn’t even feel like a GFE at this point.

She is being all bubbly and happy, so went with it.

A few more small talks and we got into it.

The kissing was sensual with a bit of tongue. Wouldn’t call it a DFK but not a peck either. Not gonna complain. I quite enjoyed it and she has insanely soft lips. The girl were happy to be attended to although dint spend too much time.

My natural instinct was to go down, but unfortunately that attraction was closed for maintenance. Besides, I wasn’t about to lick a tarp.

Fine, dom on. Dint feel a thing but there was gagging, coughing and even tears!! On five inches??? Settle down, girl. Wait for mystic to get in here.

The main event was good. She was sweet, sensual, soft and reactive.

Me: Woody, mate, this is for you. Make the most of it.

Missionary for quite a bit coz we had a loooot of time and then doggy! The mirrors helped.

She was visibly getting tired towards the end, so I slowed things down. She definitely seems to enjoy being spanked though. Got more vocal and louder.

A bit more enthusiasm! Shit ya, here we go… and tried to hold her hair.

Leah: Be careful of the extensions.

Nope, not gonna do that.

I quite like having all my fingers attached.

Well, that’ll do.

Finished.

A little more small talk.

Primarily based out of Welly but very much an Auckland girl. Will be moving back home soon.

A bit of the English accent does spill out every once in a while even though she hasn’t lived there.

Liked her vibe. Bubbly, happy and easy to talk to. But miss Freya!

Customary FAQs

Face: My reference point for a really pretty girl is Shay, Mia, Freya and Millie. Is she on par? Nope. But almost.

Body: Right up there with the best. Ari, taller.

Tattoos: Hardly if any. Tiny ones.

Innie / Outie: Outie. Clearly refuses to follow the standard operating procedure.

Port of entry: Tight. Woody apparently needed additional clearance.

Performance: Sweet, sensual, soft and reactive during main course. I think I mentally checked out somewhere along the way, so my performance sucked.

Greek & rimming enthusiast: No fucking chance. Jolly punters and ass men will be disappointed coz it looked pristine.

On the downgrades: I reckon a lot of these are probably because she’s still young and new to this. I’d like to think some of that changes with time, especially if she’s enjoying the lifestyle and what this endeavour has provided her. Here’s hoping 🤞

Verdict: Definitely a smoke show. I just won’t be needing another hit.
 
Thanks @Reindeer.

I was interested but those downgrades are a real buzz kill.

So I'll still her on the 'maybe' list.
“PSE”

Poor Suckers Extortion

No this, no that. no thanks.
TA’ PSE means you are a FOOL person! I learned it since I meet Anastasia.
Thanks bro for sharing your experience and I think I’m lucky save me $350, because TA’s freaky rule
The fact that she had to refer back to the PSE offerings on TA’s website after accepting the booking does show her inexperience, and it was evidently her first PSE booking. So I’m not going to hold that against her, especially considering she is genuinely very young.


Also, if I’d spent a few more minutes asking questions beforehand, I probably wouldn’t have upgraded and would’ve just stayed with the GFE, which wouldn’t have been so bad.


The DATY with Dam is still a bummer, but she’s young, beautiful and, for the most part, cooperative, aside from the downgrades. So I’d say with a bit more experience and time, she could definitely get better.

But yes, TA’s pse is fairy dust bs!
 
I liked Miley though but apparently they have been told by agency to ask for more extras
She does give a good service as long as the extras are paid for. But it’s a long as list of extras and I needed to pull out the calculator. Looks wise she wasn’t for me and again, to stop mid act coz some of the basic stuff is now under a pay wall was off putting. But otherwise good service.
 
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