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Picking up in Auckland

Dating apps.

Some bars are known to attract an older crowd and some are known to be good places to pick up MILFS. But don't ask me as I haven't been into the bar or club scene for quite awhile so out of touch.

Otherwise places like supermarkets or dog parks if you've got a little bit of game.

There's lots of desperate single mums out there just looking to throw themselves into the arms of a half decent guy!
 
Dating apps worth a try. Plenty of milfs looking for fun there.
New to that side of things, never even installed tinder, but being a married incel that inadvertently got in the best shape of his life.... (excluding hairline) might have to give it a whirl, paying has been more convenient cuz its a sure thing, but i can risk striking out 1-2 nights and making it up the next day with $$
 
New to that side of things, never even installed tinder, but being a married incel that inadvertently got in the best shape of his life.... (excluding hairline) might have to give it a whirl, paying has been more convenient cuz its a sure thing, but i can risk striking out 1-2 nights and making it up the next day with $$
care to explain what does “married incel” mean? 😆
 
Medically induced deadbedroom. Not her fault mostly, but ive had my lifetime allocation of rejection and blueballs
I am in a similar situation, but probably not as bad, just not enough sex as I'd like. I just had an agreement w/ my wife about punting and she agreed.
If your wife doesn't want to fuck you and doesn't let you fuck other people, I kinda think it's her fault 🤷‍♂️
 
I am in a similar situation, but probably not as bad, just not enough sex as I'd like. I just had an agreement w/ my wife about punting and she agreed.
If your wife doesn't want to fuck you and doesn't let you fuck other people, I kinda think it's her fault 🤷‍♂️
annual basis, almost about to sleep on the couch on a permanent basis.

I havent been on the market since I was a teenager though....
After working on myself, Libido has like, quadrupled.... so paying for it every night im away isnt fiscally sustainable, gonna have to work on my game/rizz haha.
 
annual basis, almost about to sleep on the couch on a permanent basis.

I havent been on the market since I was a teenager though....
After working on myself, Libido has like, quadrupled.... so paying for it every night im away isnt fiscally sustainable, gonna have to work on my game/rizz haha.
I’m sorry to hear that 🙁 it doesn’t sound like a healthy relationship. Mind if I ask why are you staying? Couldn’t you break off and start fresh?
 
I've picked up a few sluts at Hoppers, Freeman & Grey, and even Lucky 8! If you're confident, can hold and pivot in conversation you'll do well. If you've got time, then you'll be all good. If you fail to pick up, then you've got plenty of hoes to choose from.

I can't be fucked with Tinder, mainly coz when my intro says I'm only interested if you have meaty pussy lips and do anal sex on the first date... I don't get too much traffic 😂👅
 
If one was 41, and seeking to not pay a yummy mummy, 30+, where is the best place to try and pickup for an out of towner?
You can do what the Indian guys do here, lurk around near the bars and clubs after 1am on the weekend to "help" stumbling drunk girls who lost their friends 🙄 I used to work nights in the city and saw this everytime. Must get what they're after because they keep coming back.
 
You can do what the Indian guys do here, lurk around near the bars and clubs after 1am on the weekend to "help" stumbling drunk girls who lost their friends 🙄 I used to work nights in the city and saw this everytime. Must get what they're after because they keep coming back.
“Hello dear I help you. Show bobs and vagine”.
 
You can do what the Indian guys do here, lurk around near the bars and clubs after 1am on the weekend to "help" stumbling drunk girls who lost their friends 🙄 I used to work nights in the city and saw this everytime. Must get what they're after because they keep coming back.
consent is sexy, getting drunk together is fine, but picking up an already drunk lass, pass....
I've picked up a few sluts at Hoppers, Freeman & Grey, and even Lucky 8! If you're confident, can hold and pivot in conversation you'll do well. If you've got time, then you'll be all good. If you fail to pick up, then you've got plenty of hoes to choose from.

I can't be fucked with Tinder, mainly coz when my intro says I'm only interested if you have meaty pussy lips and do anal sex on the first date... I don't get too much traffic 😂👅
any of those suitable for a week night?

I wonder about setting a tinder account up, as soon as im off the plane in Auckland, any tips on how to advertise that im down to pay for face to base?
 
Good on you for that.
If you leave a relationship just because the wife isn't able to have sex with you, that's says a lot about you.
spent a lot of time on the "deadbedroom" subreddits, Medical issues but a different spin on things, but at the end of the day, I have needs, and the drive have grown as my health has improved. Trying to start on no nut november early, and it gives me the prenut clarity that I cant keep hoping her desire and ability will improve. Its been a 15+ years of medical issues,
 
kids, asset split, leaving multiple children with a mum who would be on a sickness benny and cant keep the roof over their head.
Sense of duty I guess.
That’s a tough situation to be in. One of many reasons why I don’t have kids is I can’t imagine taking on such responsibility. Good on those who can. Best of luck mate 👌

But to echo what a few people here said, punting is probably cheaper than picking up, and less messy as well 😆 Let us know how it goes though.
 
That’s a tough situation to be in. One of many reasons why I don’t have kids is I can’t imagine taking on such responsibility. Good on those who can. Best of luck mate 👌

But to echo what a few people here said, punting is probably cheaper than picking up, and less messy as well 😆 Let us know how it goes though.
yeah, seems easier, but I must say, im in the best shape of my life right now, abs starting to pop even, so thought it might be worth a crack.
 
spent a lot of time on the "deadbedroom" subreddits, Medical issues but a different spin on things, but at the end of the day, I have needs, and the drive have grown as my health has improved. Trying to start on no nut november early, and it gives me the prenut clarity that I cant keep hoping her desire and ability will improve. Its been a 15+ years of medical issues,
Man that sucks. Can definitely relate to how being more in shape fires your libido up though.

Been through periods in my life when I'm lean and when I am overweight. When I was fat, I had no desire to be seen naked let alone have sex. When I am lean and good muscle definition etc. I am basically a walking hardon.
 
yeah, seems easier, but I must say, im in the best shape of my life right now, abs starting to pop even, so thought it might be worth a crack.
Ah! The good ol feeling of being desired is great 😍 If it doesn’t work out, head straight to a local whorehouse so you don’t waste the night. I’m sure the right whore will compliment your fit body, I know Camila did 😆
 
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gotta be 2 shots+ though, cuz right now, 2 weeks of abstinence is the longest ive ever done, imma be shooting pornstar level ropes with the Haste of Jim of American Pie fame. Ideally looking to half drown a guzzler.
Nice work. That's what I like to do as much abstinence as possible so you can DESTROY them with a 250mls of cum! 💦💦💦💦💦💦
 
Man that sucks. Can definitely relate to how being more in shape fires your libido up though.

Been through periods in my life when I'm lean and when I am overweight. When I was fat, I had no desire to be seen naked let alone have sex. When I am lean and good muscle definition etc. I am basically a walking hardon.
Yeah it becomes all consuming in my mind, spend too much of the day looking for cheap size 6 under 30 english speaking swallow sluts....
 
gotta be 2 shots+ though, cuz right now, 2 weeks of abstinence is the longest ive ever done, imma be shooting pornstar level ropes with the Haste of Jim of American Pie fame. Ideally looking to half drown a guzzler.
Camilla at DH is looking for a punter who can do 3 or more in a booking.
 
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