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with only a moment to spare, and only a pocket full of spare change, i rang up good old faithful Cathy for a quick suckjob.

"Cathy available for a quick 70$ blowjob?" I asked the mamasan
"yes, available now"

I was over there in a jiffy. driveway empty, i pulled in and had the whole place to myself for parking.
On the ride over, i was kind of questioning my decisions. I was wondering if Cathy was the right girl for a suckle at the moment, knowing that half of the punterhub community has had their balls drained by her sweet suckle. because of this, i only asked for Cathy at the initial text, instead of confirming i would be receiving Cathy 10x over text and in person (which is required to actually be served Cathy, i assume).

the mamasan greeted me, took me into room #3? I believe? end of the hall on the right.
took my money and left... Which is when i took the opportunity to snap this pic below!
... is this the infamous blowjob square?
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its a smaller room but with a direct door adjoining the washroom, which lends itself to a slight sense of luxury. I heard the shower running, must have been some other punter rinsing his balls after his punt.

And into the room came another girl... "wait, you're not Cathy!" I said!
"hm, hmm!" she said
"are you Cathy?" I asked
"hm" she responded.

This aunty, though she wasnt Cathy, wasn't awful.
She was about Cathy height, OK face, big beautiful breasts, a bit of a thick stomach, and skinny little legs.
I decided to accept the B&S rather than digging my heels in. In some ways I was glad to have been switched.

I stripped down nude, while she gargled some listerine. Once nude, i went over and stood in the punting square and brought my girl in for an embrace.
we hugged and kissed for a moment, and i pulled her big breasts out of her skimpy outfit. her tits were marvelous! big and awesome shape! nice small nipples. 10/10 for her big juicy melons.

She sat me down and pulled some wet wipes out to wipe my cock down. "Very Cold!" she exclaimed. and took a few wet wipes over to the portable heater. there, she dangled the wetwipes in front of the heat blast to warm them up. This was very thoughtful of her.

Once she had the baby wipes warmed up, she wiped my cock down, and gave my cock some initial kisses. rather than dive straight into a sloppy blowjob, she pushed my legs back and started to kiss, lick and suckle my balls and taint. very nice! then she grabbed another wetwipe and gave my asscrack a little wipe, and proceeded to give me a nice, loving rimjob. This was unexpected and very well received on my end! she licked my asshole quite well!

after a bit of asshole licking, she worked her way up to my bird, where she started to suckle it. quite a nice gentle suckjob, she gave. i rested in the puntersquare while she suckled for a while. i was grabbing her tits and even reaching down to fondle her snatch. she responded by lifting herself up so i could easily access her snatch.

I then grabbed her, pulled her up fully onto the bed, and got into a 69 position. she was slurping away on my rooster, while i had her ass in front of my face. though a bit small relative to her bigger mid-section, it was a nice ass! smooth and round and not too big. nice skin. her little G string panties were still on, so i slid my finger under and pulled those to the side to inspect her pussy and asshole.

Vagine: 9/10. Small slit, nice sized little wings, and very tight little hole
anus: 9/10. clean, nice colour, smooth, very subtle spokes, very tidy!

i spat on my finger and started to rub on her little slit. she was all groovy with this. and I could not resist... i spat on my other thumb, and started to rub her cute little anus. to this she did not object. i was rubbing for a while and there seemed to be some natural contractions, where her anus would gently wink a little. following its winking, i gently slipped my thumb into her anus. as she was bobbing up and down on my cock, her anus was pulsating on my thumb in a bit of a rythmic contraction. how great!

after i had my fill of poking at her holes, i asked her to turn around into this position
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for me, this is usually the only position i can unleash a load in.
she continued to suckle me quite gently until eventually, the build up was too great, and i released my leche into her cute mouth. she suckled it all out, and spat it into the wastebasket, where thousands of other punters cum has gone before.

My sweetheart then took a listerine gargle, and came back, giving my cock a nice long and deep slurp with a mouth full of listerine, almost as to cleanse me.

the problem was, i was quite dirty by this point, i was fully covered in my lovers saliva. it was all over my cock, taint, balls, ass, and had run a fair bit down my thigh. the blowjob was quite sloppy! I needed to wash off. this is where i was a bit nervous. usually, with Cathy's 70$ blowjob special, a shower is not included. I still recalled the mamasan yelling at me. "Shower only with longer bookings!!!"

though because i was in the luxury suite #3, i opted to ask for forgiveness, rather than permission. i jumped straight into the bathroom through the adjoining door, and had a half shower, rinsing and soaping my lower body.

My sweetheart did not stop me. but when i came out, and asked for a towel, she said "towels are too far. here" and handed me about 15 kleenex tissues.
this was quite amusing, as she had given the booking great effort, but now insinuated it was too much of a hassle to go grab a towel from the lounge.
this was fine though. she was actually just protecting me from the mamasan, who might have raised hell about my unconsented showering.
thank god i only got wet from the waist down. the tissues had little effect in drying me off. so i wiped as best i could, and put my clothes back on, still quite wet from the washing.

"whats your name" i finally asked my sweetheart
"Jieni" she replied. Giving me her phone number, from which, i was able to reverse search to link the ad below

She led me to the door, where the brighter lights revealed her imperfections a little more clearly.
back in my car, and the "quick" booking had extended almost 30 minutes.

Jieni summary;

Aunty age estimate: 40-45
english ability: 2/10

body overall: 5/10
Tits: 10/10

pussy: 9/10
anus: 9/10
negative points for girthy midsection. and lack of proportion between the thick middle, and narrow hips/waist. though i didnt notice any mum tum.

blowjob: 7/10
rimming: 8/10
MB: 8/10
overall enthusiasm: 9/10

value 10/10
 
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My sweetheart did not stop me. but when i came out, and asked for a towel, she said "towels are too far. here" and handed me about 15 kleenex tissues.
this was quite amusing, as she had given the booking great effort, but now insinuated it was too much of a hassle to go grab a towel from the lounge.
this was fine though. she was actually just protecting me from the mamasan, who might have raised hell about my unconsented showering.

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Thank goodness you didn't ride your bike to the booking. Riding back with soggy balls and arse would have been uncomfortable!

The mamasan should start a side hustle. Charging extra for shower use

Shower extra $5
Towel hire extra $2.50

That's definitely the blow job square. So many punters have stood there it is starting to wear a whole in the carpet.
 
Been shown Jeni a few times but haven’t opted for her as she’s a bit too old for me Mac. Prefer Cathy and Millie. Was B&S last week to new girl Ruby. She looked cute with big toys and I was only after a MB quickie solely with it even though she’s a close to Jini’s age. Was a very average bj and I had to work at it to release and then she only took half of it. But hey it’s a quick fix after all. She may improve with practice but not for me again.
 
Been shown Jeni a few times but haven’t opted for her as she’s a bit too old for me Mac. Prefer Cathy and Millie. Was B&S last week to new girl Ruby. She looked cute with big toys and I was only after a MB quickie solely with it even though she’s a close to Jini’s age. Was a very average bj and I had to work at it to release and then she only took half of it. But hey it’s a quick fix after all. She may improve with practice but not for me again.
will have to give Millie a spinny
yes Jeini a touch older, though in pretty good nick, and her enthusiasm was impressive. recomended!
noted to avoid Ruby.
 
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Thank goodness you didn't ride your bike to the booking. Riding back with soggy balls and arse would have been uncomfortable!

The mamasan should start a side hustle. Charging extra for shower use

Shower extra $5
Towel hire extra $2.50

That's definitely the blow job square. So many punters have stood there it is starting to wear a whole in the carpet.
extras if follow the WASP SW way :
Shower $5.00
Soap $ 2.00
Towels $10.00
Kleenex Tissues $0.50 a sheet
BYO wash products. $10 Surcharge.
🤣
 
Next time @OldMacdonald should bring his own towel. I'd pay to see the look on the Mamasan's face as he casually strolls in carrying a towel like he's heading to the local hot pools :ROFLMAO:
If the mamasan put in a sauna out back, all the punters could gather for a post-punt steam and discuss their respective mouthbursts!

Actually, that reminds me of a whorehouse I visited a few years ago in Cambodia. Downstairs it was a jimjilbang setup, with steam room, sauna, hot tubs, cold plunges, the works.

Upstairs was massage rooms, where they rubbed you down and sucked you off. You could start the visit and finish the visit using the spa area downstairs, before and after your suckjob. Quite a cool place.

 
with only a moment to spare, and only a pocket full of spare change, i rang up good old faithful Cathy for a quick suckjob.

"Cathy available for a quick 70$ blowjob?" I asked the mamasan
"yes, available now"

I was over there in a jiffy. driveway empty, i pulled in and had the whole place to myself for parking.
On the ride over, i was kind of questioning my decisions. I was wondering if Cathy was the right girl for a suckle at the moment, knowing that half of the punterhub community has had their balls drained by her sweet suckle. because of this, i only asked for Cathy at the initial text, instead of confirming i would be receiving Cathy 10x over text and in person (which is required to actually be served Cathy, i assume).

the mamasan greeted me, took me into room #3? I believe? end of the hall on the right.
took my money and left... Which is when i took the opportunity to snap this pic below!
... is this the infamous blowjob square?
View attachment 2049
its a smaller room but with a direct door adjoining the washroom, which lends itself to a slight sense of luxury. I heard the shower running, must have been some other punter rinsing his balls after his punt.

And into the room came another girl... "wait, you're not Cathy!" I said!
"hm, hmm!" she said
"are you Cathy?" I asked
"hm" she responded.

This aunty, though she wasnt Cathy, wasn't awful.
She was about Cathy height, OK face, big beautiful breasts, a bit of a thick stomach, and skinny little legs.
I decided to accept the B&S rather than digging my heels in. In some ways I was glad to have been switched.

I stripped down nude, while she gargled some listerine. Once nude, i went over and stood in the punting square and brought my girl in for an embrace.
we hugged and kissed for a moment, and i pulled her big breasts out of her skimpy outfit. her tits were marvelous! big and awesome shape! nice small nipples. 10/10 for her big juicy melons.

She sat me down and pulled some wet wipes out to wipe my cock down. "Very Cold!" she exclaimed. and took a few wet wipes over to the portable heater. there, she dangled the wetwipes in front of the heat blast to warm them up. This was very thoughtful of her.

Once she had the baby wipes warmed up, she wiped my cock down, and gave my cock some initial kisses. rather than dive straight into a sloppy blowjob, she pushed my legs back and started to kiss, lick and suckle my balls and taint. very nice! then she grabbed another wetwipe and gave my asscrack a little wipe, and proceeded to give me a nice, loving rimjob. This was unexpected and very well received on my end! she licked my asshole quite well!

after a bit of asshole licking, she worked her way up to my bird, where she started to suckle it. quite a nice gentle suckjob, she gave. i rested in the puntersquare while she suckled for a while. i was grabbing her tits and even reaching down to fondle her snatch. she responded by lifting herself up so i could easily access her snatch.

I then grabbed her, pulled her up fully onto the bed, and got into a 69 position. she was slurping away on my rooster, while i had her ass in front of my face. though a bit small relative to her bigger mid-section, it was a nice ass! smooth and round and not too big. nice skin. her little G string panties were still on, so i slid my finger under and pulled those to the side to inspect her pussy and asshole.

Vagine: 9/10. Small slit, nice sized little wings, and very tight little hole
anus: 9/10. clean, nice colour, smooth, very subtle spokes, very tidy!

i spat on my finger and started to rub on her little slit. she was all groovy with this. and I could not resist... i spat on my other thumb, and started to rub her cute little anus. to this she did not object. i was rubbing for a while and there seemed to be some natural contractions, where her anus would gently wink a little. following its winking, i gently slipped my thumb into her anus. as she was bobbing up and down on my cock, her anus was pulsating on my thumb in a bit of a rythmic contraction. how great!

after i had my fill of poking at her holes, i asked her to turn around into this position
View attachment 2050
for me, this is usually the only position i can unleash a load in.
she continued to suckle me quite gently until eventually, the build up was too great, and i released my leche into her cute mouth. she suckled it all out, and spat it into the wastebasket, where thousands of other punters cum has gone before.

My sweetheart then took a listerine gargle, and came back, giving my cock a nice long and deep slurp with a mouth full of listerine, almost as to cleanse me.

the problem was, i was quite dirty by this point, i was fully covered in my lovers saliva. it was all over my cock, taint, balls, ass, and had run a fair bit down my thigh. the blowjob was quite sloppy! I needed to wash off. this is where i was a bit nervous. usually, with Cathy's 70$ blowjob special, a shower is not included. I still recalled the mamasan yelling at me. "Shower only with longer bookings!!!"

though because i was in the luxury suite #3, i opted to ask for forgiveness, rather than permission. i jumped straight into the bathroom through the adjoining door, and had a half shower, rinsing and soaping my lower body.

My sweetheart did not stop me. but when i came out, and asked for a towel, she said "towels are too far. here" and handed me about 15 kleenex tissues.
this was quite amusing, as she had given the booking great effort, but now insinuated it was too much of a hassle to go grab a towel from the lounge.
this was fine though. she was actually just protecting me from the mamasan, who might have raised hell about my unconsented showering.
thank god i only got wet from the waist down. the tissues had little effect in drying me off. so i wiped as best i could, and put my clothes back on, still quite wet from the washing.

"whats your name" i finally asked my sweetheart
"Jieni" she replied. Giving me her phone number, from which, i was able to reverse search to link the ad below

She led me to the door, where the brighter lights revealed her imperfections a little more clearly.
back in my car, and the "quick" booking had extended almost 30 minutes.

Jieni summary;

Aunty age estimate: 40-45
english ability: 2/10

body overall: 5/10
Tits: 10/10

pussy: 9/10
anus: 9/10
negative points for girthy midsection. and lack of proportion between the thick middle, and narrow hips/waist. though i didnt notice any mum tum.

blowjob: 7/10
rimming: 8/10
MB: 8/10
overall enthusiasm: 9/10

value 10/10
Awesome. Where about's does she work?
 
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