Does punting help or hinder home sex life?

[Shandy]

Ditto man! My last one ended thankfully with no arguments as I was the initiator for almost everything and she would simply comply. Total dead duck. And when I did confront once with the ' hey babe we need to talk' dialogue, she just absconded saying it's a 'her' issue. Knowing her history she had left her two marriages before. I should have read the pattern. Lasted only two months roughly and I am relieved

Close one jesus, nice to hear you got out of that one early though, maybe next time when you hear they’ve already left one marriage you just leave in a hurry

 

[Funky]

Same here, think of every possible scenario as to how I would get caught, and try and put in safeguards, but still risky.
Burner phone. Browse internet in secure folder. Read text then delete straight away. Always pay cash, except for a deposit for the apartment, and paid parking, have a secret bank account with debit card. Make sure Mrs will be out when I get home so If I smell like hooker, I can shower, otherwise I take my normal soap to booking. Wash clothes straight away if they smell like hooker. Turn off GPS location when out punting. Hardest thing is making cash untraceable.
Have a lot to loose, so can't be too careful.

Love your throughness bro. I’m v similar except I haven’t taken own soap w me but that is awesome thinking. Instead I just wash face neck with water if no neutral soap so don’t smell of their soap. What’s the secure browser folder setup you mention? I just use safari incognito which requires Face ID to open. Is that the same thing? Don’t have a burner phone as I can’t explain that if it’s found.

 

[Bigdog23]

Love your throughness bro. I’m v similar except I haven’t taken own soap w me but that is awesome thinking. Instead I just wash face neck with water if no neutral soap so don’t smell of their soap. What’s the secure browser folder setup you mention? I just use safari incognito which requires Face ID to open. Is that the same thing? Don’t have a burner phone as I can’t explain that if it’s found.

I think its the same thing. Samsung phones have a secure folder hidden among the apps, just change the name of it to documents or something, and in it you can browse the web securely, keep contacts, pics etc. Mrs uses my phone sometimes, so don't want any websites showing up when she goes to Google something. Always use a burner phone, keep it hidden under dash in car, I don't use my regular phone as I'm paranoid agency will text saying I left my watch or something. Or an Asian hooker will text looking for a repeat, and Mrs will see it.
Had one booking where girl had perfume on, was really hard to get the smell off even with soap, so put a bit of paint thinner on a rag and rubbed it everywhere, fuck i stank of fumes, just said I had been painting! Haha

 

[JohnnyPunter]

Gotta be careful, you never know whether you are going to be texted out of the blue or not. I had one agency text me out of the blue an evening I had done a booming. It was a photo message of some guys ID asking if it was me, it wasn't. I'm sure the message was something along the lines of "is this yours hun". It was pretty bad form as they doxed the guy who was no doubt another client as well.

 

[Banana]

I think its the same thing. Samsung phones have a secure folder hidden among the apps, just change the name of it to documents or something, and in it you can browse the web securely, keep contacts, pics etc. Mrs uses my phone sometimes, so don't want any websites showing up when she goes to Google something. Always use a burner phone, keep it hidden under dash in car, I don't use my regular phone as I'm paranoid agency will text saying I left my watch or something. Or an Asian hooker will text looking for a repeat, and Mrs will see it.
Had one booking where girl had perfume on, was really hard to get the smell off even with soap, so put a bit of paint thinner on a rag and rubbed it everywhere, fuck i stank of fumes, just said I had been painting! Haha

You need to write the "Guide to punting for a married man" mate. I will read that when that time comes...

 

[Shandy]

Gotta be careful, you never know whether you are going to be texted out of the blue or not. I had one agency text me out of the blue an evening I had done a booming. It was a photo message of some guys ID asking if it was me, it wasn't. I'm sure the message was something along the lines of "is this yours hun". It was pretty bad form as they doxed the guy who was no doubt another client as well.

What an idiot

 

[Funky]

I think its the same thing. Samsung phones have a secure folder hidden among the apps, just change the name of it to documents or something, and in it you can browse the web securely, keep contacts, pics etc. Mrs uses my phone sometimes, so don't want any websites showing up when she goes to Google something. Always use a burner phone, keep it hidden under dash in car, I don't use my regular phone as I'm paranoid agency will text saying I left my watch or something. Or an Asian hooker will text looking for a repeat, and Mrs will see it.
Had one booking where girl had perfume on, was really hard to get the smell off even with soap, so put a bit of paint thinner on a rag and rubbed it everywhere, fuck i stank of fumes, just said I had been painting! Haha

That’s why I usually just use WeChat for bookings and hate when girls only have text or phone bookings which I rarely use. But for those occasions maybe you’re right and a burner under dash will do the trick. Agree with banana you should write the definitive ‘guide for the punting married man’

 

[Shandy]

That’s why I usually just use WeChat for bookings and hate when girls only have text or phone bookings which I rarely use. But for those occasions maybe you’re right and a burner under dash will do the trick. Agree with banana you should write the definitive ‘guide for the punting married man’

Chapter 1 - Don’t get married