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Definitely happy I saw this sexy MILF , her photos don’t do her justice.
been trying to see her for months but timing was never right , either she would be busy or I couldn’t make the time she offered me. But finally got to see her for 1 hr gfe at private apartment on north shore, she did make me wait 15 mins but was apologetic. When I opened the door and saw her I was stoked , as I have had some catfish moments. She was wearing a black tight dress and black heels, her figure was a sexy hourglass shape, boobs were big and natural, beautiful face and long blonde hair . She looked stunning and classy . She greeted me with a kiss offered me a drink . Got paperwork sorted, she showed me to shower and helped me get undressed. Made me feel relaxed, her vibe is happy and easy to chat with good conversation , not fake . Great gfe and loved what she did with coconut oil and her boobs it was hot ASF! Knows how to give good head. Mint looking pussy and she loved being fucked. I’m definitely gonna see her again!!
 
★★★★★★★★☆☆ 8/10
Thanks for sharing mate. Would've liked it if you shared some more of the juicy details 😇
 
Eluciv said:
Those details are for my wank bank, go make your own brother 😈
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Maybe... I was just trying to weigh up between whether this is a legitimate review from a virgin on this forum or a fake from a worker since over 85% of the text was about nothing to do with what's important to us punters.
 
reamer said:
Maybe... I was just trying to weigh up between whether this is a legitimate review from a virgin on this forum or a fake from a worker since over 85% of the text was about nothing to do with what's important to us punters.
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What’s important to you bro?
 
Not for me but some forum members would like to know how her asshole looks and tastes, does she have a innie or outie pussy, was she tight, can she suck deep, what positons did you fuck her in... you know that standard things when you fuck a whore.
 
reamer said:
Maybe... I was just trying to weigh up between whether this is a legitimate review from a virgin on this forum or a fake from a worker since over 85% of the text was about nothing to do with what's important to us punters.
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I agree, I think this is bullshit. Trying to hard to sound like a man 😵‍💫😅
 
And if you don't know what the important things are, here a few - asshole smell and taste, size of pussy lips, VIP...
 
My review would read something like this.

Hot slut with fake blonde hair and cheap black outfit opened the door. Didn't look like her advertised age, but was pleasant and welcoming. Big natural tits that I sucked on, and fucked with coconut oil - nice touch. But she didn't want a load in her face and insisted I wrapped my dick in rubber. Fucked and pounded that pussy like a rump steak needing some tenderising. Blew my load deep inside that milf twat. Smell was a bit off, thing JP put his STi cock in the week before. Her asshole had seen better days, think A$$man had seen her just before me....
 
A$$man said:
My review would read something like this.

Hot slut with fake blonde hair and cheap black outfit opened the door. Didn't look like her advertised age, but was pleasant and welcoming. Big natural tits that I sucked on, and fucked with coconut oil - nice touch. But she didn't want a load in her face and insisted I wrapped my dick in rubber. Fucked and pounded that pussy like a rump steak needing some tenderising. Blew my load deep inside that milf twat. Smell was a bit off, thing JP put his STi cock in the week before. Her asshole had seen better days, think A$$man had seen her just before me....
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I'm sure Amy, whoops I mean OP would never try to post such amazingly written review!
 
reamer said:
There must be a market otherwise they'd all retire.
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I fucked a MILF this week and regret it, but it wasn't the fact she was a milf to be fair she was just a shit house root, not even worth reviewing...
 
A$$man said:
I fucked a MILF this week and regret it, but it wasn't the fact she was a milf to be fair she was just a shit house root, not even worth reviewing...
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Sometimes it's not even a MILF, just an old Asian lady bait and switch..... but I gotta give them credit for effort, these younger girls could learn a thing or two. I do however have to close my eyes and think about the photoshopped original photo whilst they finish me off 😂
 
A$$man said:
My review would read something like this.

Hot slut with fake blonde hair and cheap black outfit opened the door. Didn't look like her advertised age, but was pleasant and welcoming. Big natural tits that I sucked on, and fucked with coconut oil - nice touch. But she didn't want a load in her face and insisted I wrapped my dick in rubber. Fucked and pounded that pussy like a rump steak needing some tenderising. Blew my load deep inside that milf twat. Smell was a bit off, thing JP put his STi cock in the week before. Her asshole had seen better days, think A$$man had seen her just before me....
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Now that’s how you write a review !
 
reamer said:
There must be a market otherwise they'd all retire.
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I like milfs. The young ones who have had a kid or two. Regretting what they’ve missed out sexually so are willing to experiment and push a few boundaries. They’ll do that more easily than some young newbie who hasn’t been discarded by there simp boyfriend. Also earning a bit more cash for the kids makes them more eager. Money for new experiences. It’s great. 😜
 
Eluciv said:
Mid to late 30’s
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Although the original post sounded BS, this reply from Amy was a dead giveaway this review is full of shit 😂. Advertised age is 39, and Amy here trying to claim she's younger than that... We all know the age posted are at least 5+ older than claimed. Amy is probably at least early to mid 40s.

Amy if business is slow, instead of writing desperate fake reviews how about researching your market and competitors and reviewing your rates
 
Well it’s my first time giving a fucken review. It’s not like I read the fine print when I signed up on this shit.
If I knew that I had to give a play by play, I would have just invited you cunts to watch! Broke as Motherfuckerz!
 
Eluciv said:
Well it’s my first time giving a fucken review. It’s not like I read the fine print when I signed up on this shit.
If I knew that I had to give a play by play, I would have just invited you cunts to watch! Broke as Motherfuckerz!
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details help. dfk? deep bj? massage? flexible? positions? anal?
 
Eluciv said:
Well it’s my first time giving a fucken review. It’s not like I read the fine print when I signed up on this shit.
If I knew that I had to give a play by play, I would have just invited you cunts to watch! Broke as Motherfuckerz!
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If you are a genuine punter (still have my doubts). Don't take it too personally mate... We've had so many fake BS reviews from low quality escorts (if they need to resort to fake reviews to entice business...) that our bullshit-o-meter is through the roof.
 
Eluciv said:
Well it’s my first time giving a fucken review. It’s not like I read the fine print when I signed up on this shit.
If I knew that I had to give a play by play, I would have just invited you cunts to watch! Broke as Motherfuckerz!
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Why so sensitive. Amy, if this is you, setup a GoFunMe and we'll donate if you're struggling.
 
Eluciv said:
Well it’s my first time giving a fucken review. It’s not like I read the fine print when I signed up on this shit.
If I knew that I had to give a play by play, I would have just invited you cunts to watch! Broke as Motherfuckerz!
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Don't worry about these degenerates bro, just write it how you want to. Review sounded fine. Not really into sampling their anuses, and don't really care if it's inny or outy. But it's good to know if her service and enthusiasm is good or not, and if the pictures match her in person, and not too filtered 🤙
 
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